Hermaphrodite Heaven

Preggo porn is popular; pregnant masturbation doubly so. However, I’d never seen a pregnant shemale let alone pregnant hermaphrodite doing porn ’til mother-to-be busty Caitlyn, the first of the Futanaria dickgirls I’d ever featured here on the herm blog, posted her sexy and stunningly beautiful hermaphrodite pregnancy videos on the site…

…(granted, Caitlyn’s shemale pregnancy pics have been up for about a month, but wanted to wait ’til we had her preggo videos as well).

Now, despite the many miracles of modern medicine in the sex science field, I don’t actually believe medical fertility technology has advanced to the point where even post-op shemale transsexuals can have an artificial womb constructed and have an egg surgically implanted for artificial insemination via in vitro fetilization or through the more fun sex option of conventional coitus, but my research reveals that there is at least one case of a human hermaphrodite getting pregnant and giving birth after vaginal reconstruction surgery! However, when you consider that true hermaphrodites with a penis and vagina present, fertile and not suffering sexual dysfunction of any sort for a full complement of male and female genitalia combined, you can’t help but wonder if hermaphrodite self-insemination is possible? In other words, can a fully functional hermaphrodite put cock in pussy and just go fuck themselves to orgasm getting self-impregnated in the process?!

Granted, such an extremely well-endowed hermaphrodite as Caitlyn should have no problem fucking herself via massive penis pussy penetration (provided she can bend that enormous erection between her legs and around her big balls to reach her testicle eclipsed tunnel of love)! But, regardless of how this super sexy hermaphrodite got pregnant in the first place (hmmm, I wonder if the baby will be surprised his mom has a penis when it emerges from the birth canal of her hermaphrodite vagina bumping its head on her balls on the way?), here’s the womanly feminine beautiful busty cock-equipped Caitlyn showing off her pregnancy boobs and big belly bump before breaking out the baby oil for a pregnant belly massage while jacking off her giant cock glistening in an oily handjob until our horny maternity matron exclaims “I’m gonna cum all over my pregnant belly” blowing her load in an eternal orgasm of epic cumshot proportions reminiscent of some pregnant bukkake preggo tranny porn scene in these hermaphrodite pregnancy photos and videos from Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

    

    

    

Yes, it’s the five dreaded words I never thought I would say. But, let’s face it, girl, your cock is too big. Your cock is too big to suck. Your cock is too big to fuck. In fact, pretty much anything sexual involving unfeasibly large penis penetration is, as the adverb implies, unfeasible. The gorgeous girl with gigantic genitals in question to whom I refer is, of course, extremely well-hung Heidi HugeTube from Futanaria…

…and, while I admire dickgirls with monster cocks as much as anyone, I have to admit that this big boner babe falls beyond my carnal capabilities. Granted, this huge cock horse-hung donkey dick girl doesn’t have the longest penis by any stretch of the imagination. No, if we’re talking conceptual cock stretching exercises in terms of mental erotic imagery, my mind would wander instead to the longest dick distinction of likewise massively well-endowed Nikki Noblongfrom Futanaria.com…

…however, at least I could get Nikki Noblong’s knob-end into my mouth and even long penis pussy penetration is possible as well as pleasurable for both partners since most of the sexual sensation in a cock is concentrated in the last couple of inches of the penis from phallic frenulum to dick-head tip (then again, considering her super long cock self-sucking skills, she’s probably perfectly content orally masturbating on her own).

But where Heidi HugeTube’s massive cock is concerned, it’s her giant genital girth that’s the issue. Imagine having a gigantic penis too big for a blowjob (the rendering autofellatio impossible as well), going through life deprived the pussy pleasure of penetrative sex since your girthy thick cock doesn’t fit in any orifices amongst your own sexual species. You’ve got to feel sorry for the poor penis girl unable to have sex apart from the odd handjob to completion every now and again. Seeing this lonely large cock lass masturbating in the bath-tub all by her lonesome in the beautiful big penis photos and videos below, I just wanted to jump in and lend her a helping hand jacking off to orgasm (well, two hands, actually, since a massive penis that thick would require a two-handed handjob to accommodate her colossal cock’s gigantic girth as a manual masturbation minimum).

So, yes, as much as I enjoy loving the large penis love of masturbating monster cocks to colossal cumshots of explosive ejaculation volume like a phallic volcano erupting in my cum hungry mouth, I’m afraid all I could offer orally impractically well-hung Heidi HugeTube in lieu of oral sex would be a nice long cock massage slowly masturbating her massive male member until she cried out she needed to cum at which point I’d press her penis to my lips and lick her frenulum for additional sexual stimulation until I felt the sublimely erotic sexual release of her cum squirting down my throat as I sucked her balls dry of every last drop of semen her giant jizz stick had to offer in the cum swallowing conclusion of a successful handjob well done and hope that merely sucking her ejaculating meatus being unable to fit her whole cock head in my mouth would be enough gigantic penis pleasure for her. *sigh*

And so, with my biggest cock girl oral sex fantasy left largely unfulfilled since her big dick’s too thick to suck or fuck, I give you the unfeasibly well-endowed Heidi HugeTube masturbating to a one woman bukkake-style cumshot after wiggling and washing her penis of epic proportions in monster cock masturbation photos and videos from Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

    

    

    

It’s been about two mutual masturbation free months since I’ve been here at Hermaphrodite Heaven so, sorry, but things were just getting a little bit too weird for me on the sexy hermaphrodite fucking front. Between the too big tits and double dicks - not to mention that bizarre biphallic hermaphrodite orgy - it was all a bit much since all I really wanted was an extremely well-endowed girl with a freakishly large penis to play with. I longed for the sensual sex from Futanaria past- you know, things like the sexy sleepover and office fuck and virgin sex fantasy - those were more my sexual speed in terms of the whole big cock hermaphrodite thing.

And so, I was perversely pleased beyond recognition to see that, in addition to the extreme fetish freaky sex stuff, Futanaria has at long last returned to their sexual forte in hermaphrodite fantasy fodder. Case in point, the latest photos & videos from beautiful busty blonde babe with a boner Abby Armschlong and sexy nymphomaniac dark dom of dick-dom Porsha Peckerhard are just what the big dick doctor ordered! In addition to the usual huge penis play and big cock blowjobs that “cum” as standard hermaphrodite sex fetish fare, this sexy series also gives us a skull fucking blowjob and hermaphrodite 69 position oral sex as well as open hand hermaphrodite fisting and hermaphrodite pussy fucking to boot!

The best and sexiest bit, however, cums in the final video clip wherein a cowgirl-style fucking Abby pulls her condom off her cock as soon as she starts cumming with Posha’s penis buried balls deep in her vagina whilst jacking her off with a reach-around handjob with cum gushing from her gigantic glans ejaculating jizz all the while. And so, here are lusty & busty lesbian large penis lovelies Porsha Peckerhard & Abby Armshlong sucking each other’s massive cocks and fisting & fucking shemale pussy until the explosive cumshot of orgasm ejaculation ensues in the Wild Fucking Animals hermaphrodite videos & photos from Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

    

    

    

It’s a veritable extra large penis diphallic hermaphrodite orgy of dickgirls at Futanaria this week since they’ve finally posted the Schlong Slurping Slumber Party videos starring the freaky fucking dickgirl foursome (and I do mean freaky entirely in the don’t you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me sense) of busty blond babe with a boner Abby Armshlong, perfect penis porn goddess Rachel Ramrod, diphallic double penis pretty Dana DoubleDong and ravishing redhead with a raging erection Lauren Lancealot on the site! Apart from these being some of the sexiest photos and hottest videos on the site, it’s also the first all female girl-on-girl circle-suck - you know, like a circle-jerk but with blowjobs rather than handjobs - I’ve ever seen…

…but that’s not all four girls with five cocks can get up to in a schlong slurping slumber party of epic penis proportions, as there’s plenty of sexy shemale mutual masturbation with double handjobs and double blowjobs with a big cock titfuck thrown in for good measure. Then, whilst the four girls are fondling each other’s gigantic genitals in bed, busty blond Abby gets carnally creative by making a three penis sandwich using extra hung Dana’s double dicks as the boner bread with her own cock meat as the phallic filling (the phrase diphallic dick-fuck springs to mind - you know, like a titfuck but using two extra large penises to create cleavage for her massive cock to penetrate repeatedly)! Things really heat up when our big cock circle sucking sexy sexual mutant genital girls get tired of masturbating each other and decide some lust-driven lesbian hermaphrodite sex orgy might be in order. Why, diphallic double cock Dana can even be found fucking two girls at the same time using one horny half of her big bifurcated penis in each girl’s pussy in simultaneous double-fuck multi-sex action! Finally, it’s explosive orgasms all around as the girls jack themselves off to enormous ejaculations cumming all over each other in a frenzied four-way simultaneous orgasm mutual amongst all ejaculating cumshot after massive cumshot until the excess semen stains on the sheets make the cum covered bed look like the sex stage from a big cock bukkake video gone bad. But, before we move on to the videos below, let’s have a look at some of the provocative photos these lovely large penis female perverts have on offer from their horny hermaphrodite circle-suck orgy of oral sex at Futanaria.com…

        

        

    

    

    

    

    

…right, then. For our hard fucking four-way fornicating foursome hermaphrodite videos du jour, I decided to keep my video clips to a foursome as well. I know, I usually feature six video clips, but I wanted to show this oral orgy of girl penis bigger, longer and uncut (despite all the girls being circumcised in the clips) to truly convey the erotic essence of this epic 40-minute movie without the interruption of truncated edit points. My sole disappointment is that multiple penis Dana and big boobs bottom Abby didn’t double-team busty redhead Lauren’s ginger pussy with three cocks in one box as they could’ve managed that all but elusive TVP triple vaginal penetration video that I’ve been after for so long! Oh, well, who knows what the futanari future holds? And so, once again, I give you darling dickgirls Abby Armshlong, Rachel Ramrod, Lauren Lancealot & Dana DoubleDong fucking and circle-sucking off each other silly until the girls’ masturbating to mutual orgasms leaves them all slathered in semen from the colossal cumshots of four cocks ejaculating simultaneously to bukkake cum completion courtesy of their super sexy Schlong Slurping Slumber Party videos from Futanaria.com:

    

    

Since my sole experience with foot sex (pun intended) was in having received a surprise footjob in a Burger King way back when I was but in my horny teens (no, wait, that’s not entirely true, and my girlfriend would probably be right pissed off if I failed to remember this more recent incident of phallic foot fondling wherein she pressed one of her petite little feet against my semi-erect cock stepping on my balls with her heel and used her prehensile tiny toes to tickle my frenulum whilst my wife looked on in the background), so I’m not sure I’ll have much to say on the whole foot fetish thing. In fact, I must admit that I don’t really get this foot fucking feet fetish since there are so many other wetter and more inviting orifices within which to insert my penis for pleasure. So when I came across the following super sexy dickgirls foot fucking photo of reasonably well-endowed chick with a dick Porsha Peckerhard masturbating her penis between the feet of big cock busty Bianca Bonesworth at the Futanaria site…

…I found myself far more interested in 34DD busty Bianca’s gorgeous girthy 10-inch penis going spare with her beautiful DD-cup breasts dangling delightfully below her extremely well-endowed slim and stacked body (not to mention that her invitingly moist open mouth appears to be the perfect place to put my penis parts whilst fondling her big tits and manipulating her massive cock with my manual ministrations). Still, I must accept that this freaky foot fetish porn is popular, from fuck-me shoe licking stiletto heels to sucking feet and shrimping toes in pantyhose to phallic foot-jobs fucking feet and masturbating penis meat in plantar penile penetration until your throbbing cock explodes in an orgasm of enormous ejaculation cumming on feet and toes and heels alike until your jizz is dribbling down her legs from the metacarpal cum creampie collected on her sexy soles for a semen soaked foot massage afterwards. So, if you are into that sort of thing, then this is the footjob blog for you.

But the big cock chiropody of pod fucking Porsha doesn’t stop there - her cum on feet cumshot being far from the conclusion of this carnal carpal collection of fantasy footjobs in photo and video form - as she then just keeps on cumming in her shoes with jizz filling the horny high heels until she pours her copious cumshot from the sexual fluid filled footwear onto Bianca’s beautiful busty body below for a bukkake cum bath massaging her big breasts in sperm filled pools of sticky semen until both boobs and belly are glistening with jizz to footjob bukkake cumshot completion in these foot fondling breast massage photos and cum on feet footjob videos from Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

    

    

    

In my dual dickgirl video blog Hermaphrodite Heaven reader TaylorFan posted a few inquiries that I thought best to address in blog form…

TaylorFan wrote:

I’ve been a big fan of the stuff Futanaria have done. However the double dick thing doesn’t do anything for me.

I was wondering Reese how many of the Futanaria videos you’ve seen? I came across an unusual one on a preview gallery I found: Asian Girl with Giant Dong. Interesting in that this girl’s “dong” was totally different in proportion. Shame to not see it in use with another girl.

Who would you say is your favourite Futanaria girl?

…well, TaylorFan, to answer your inquiries out of order, it’s really hard for me to pick my favourite from all the Futanaria dickgirls because they’re all so sexy in so many ways. However, if I had to choose, the best I can do is narrow it down to two: The dickgirl I’d most like to fuck (would that be a DILF?) is Rachel Ramrod because that perfect large penis combined with her deliciously slutty disposition is my dirty dickgirl dream cum true. That said, the dickgirl I’d most like to take home to mother would be Abby Armshlong because, quite frankly, I like big tits and blondes and simply could not like without a busty blond in my life. Although, in a curious reversal of fortune, I really wasn’t all that fond of Rachel with big boobs. Odd, that.

As for how many Futanaria videos I’ve seen, I only need to look on my massive porn archive drive to see I’ve dowloaded and watched fifty full-length Futanaria videos so far (but still need to catch up with the newer stuff).

Finally, the Asian Girl with Giant Dong to whom you refer is Wendy Wang - a new arrival to the site (wave hello, Wendy!)…

…and, while her 14-inch cock doesn’t qualify her for having the longest penis on the site, her 11.5-inch nearly a foot wide cock girth gives her the widest penis of the lot! Her C-cup breasts further qualify her for additional busty Asian girl accolades since busty Japanese girls are hard to cum by (despite my reluctance to rely on racial stereotypes in my porn blogs)! The only question remaining in my mind is whether or not I should call her an extremely well-endowed Japanese newhalf by virtue of the massive penis she’s packing below her big Asian boobs (with me only recently learning about newhalves on my shemale blog)?

Although TaylorFan will probably be please to know that well-endowed wonder Wendy’s gigantic cock gets some hardcore girly action in a new mixed-race penis party series that’s been posted subsequently, I thought it best just to introduce the lovely new 36C Asian babe with a big boner on her own so as not to be distracted by other girls playing with her immensely well-proportioned penis. And so, here’s beautiful busty Asian dickgirl Wendy Wang masturbating her massive penis to orgasm and then rubbing her dick in the glistening pool of cum she’s ejaculated all over the floor in these busty Japanese newhalf photos and massive cumshot videos from Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

    

    

Right, then. I know I’ve kept you waiting to see the diphallia videos of our sexy sex mutant girl with two penises fucking for ages after having posted those horny diphallic hermaphrodite photos of our double-dicked damsel and her girlfriend enjoying some gigantic penis play with the mutant genitalia of their massive multiple cocks out on the couch cumming courtesy of the Futanaria porn site…

…but, to be honest, I’ve been struggling with sex scenes a-plenty whilst trying to decide which multi-penis dickgirl video clips to share from this epic of unusual erotica since sexy mutant penis diphallic dickgirl Dana Doubledong and unfeasibly large penis beautiful busty girlfriend Lauren Lancealot make a fucking good go of going through just about every mutant cock combination my perverted mind can carnally conceive bar one in a frantic phallic feast of penis in pantyhose masturbation to the manual and oral sex threesome staples of double handjobs and double blowjobs to triple handjobs and triple titfucks to the oral onanism of autofellatio and mammary masturbation of breast sex self-titfucks to full on hard fucking hermaphrodite sex with half of the twin penises in pussy whilst jacking off the two cocks at large not fucking to a bukkake cum massage finish and more with an underlying current of big cock worship flowing freely all along, and that’s not even counting the horny hermaphrodite hardcore video bits I’d bypassed in trying assemble a reasonable erotic representation to provide but a brief preview of what the full-length video available for download at Futanaria had to offer! Here’s a synopsis of what I did include…

- a couple of tit licking cock stroking double penis in pantyhose videos wherein, after some marvellous mutual masturbation jacking off in pantyhose handjob action, extremely well-endowed one penis woman Lauren has the utmost difficulty getting little miss double dick Dana’s second penis out of her hose, ultimately getting sexually frustrated over the phallic release issues with her multiple penis partner’s cock confines causing the scene to culminate in a pantyhose ripping conclusion resembling a twisted and bizarre bifurcated penis variation on the Free Willy theme

- a double handjob video that becomes a double blowjob video wherein larger miss mono cock Lauren takes one of diphallic dickgirl Dana’s multiple penises in each hand jacking both cocks off at once and leaving me wonder why don’t have an Erotic Olympics so synchronized handjobs could be a competitive mutual masturbation event before squeezing both penises together and managing to get two cocks in her mouth at once sucking her off in a sexy series of double blowjobs between double dickhead dick licking blowjob breaks to rest her willy weary wanking jaw

- a triple titfuck video cum self-titfuck video with Lauren combining the two girls’ three cocks in her cleavage despite her reasonably big boobs being too small to accommodate all three penises between her tits at once turning triple penis titfucks more into a partial tit-fucking triple handjob against her beautiful breasts instead wherein she ends up inadvertantly self-titfucking her massive penis between her boobs beneath the additional double cock cleavage afforded from above by duo-dick Dana’s bifurcated boner

- a diphallic sex video with lovely Lauren laying on her back getting a pretty hermaphrodite pussy fucking by one of Dana’s double dicks leaving her spare penis going spare when they could’ve done a double vaginal penetration aka DVP instead (oh, what’s a poor girl with two dicks to do? (well, actually, the two girls have two pussies and three cocks between them, so they should be able to work out something)) during which Lauren’s extra long penis takes position precariously close to her open mouth almost resulting in the accidental autofellatio of her monster cock

- an explosive cumshot video with two out of three cocks cumming simultaneously in a massive mutual orgasm ejaculating enormous amounts of semen skyward like twin phallic fountains of jizz from jacking off their pump action cum cannons whist the third penis of dual-dick Dana’s bifurcated cock still buried deep fucking dickgirl Lauren’s long cock equipped cunt balls bouncing away above emptying their testicles’ treasures to and fro in the continuous cumshots of eternal orgasm leaving one to believe that synchronised cumming could be an erotic sex Olympics event as well

…and only then do our duo of three penis girls take a tender post-coital fuck break to enjoy some post-orgasmic cock cuddling on the couch for a mutual penis massage rubbing cum all over each other’s cocks in the surprisingly large penis but bloke-free bukkake video scene taking us nicely past the closure of double cumshot completion in these hyper-erotic hermaphrodite diphallia videos from Futanaria.com:

    

    

    

I’ve been struggling for weeks trying to find a clever multi-cock manner in which to entitle this double dickgirl three penis post. Just saying a girl with two cocks would mean an MMF threesome in mainstream porn speak, and Futanaria’s own title of Two Chicks Three Dicks just sounds like our wedding night. So what do you call two sexy girls in what would be straight girl-on-girl lesbian hardcore (no, wait, the adjective “straight” doesn’t fit in at all there as they’d have to be bisexual girls at best) save for the fact that both girls have penises and vaginas for genitals effectively making them hermaphrodites and, complicating the multiple cocks conundrum even further, one just so happens to be a hermaphrodite with two penises poking out from the pubes above her vagina! Hmmm, perhaps trisexual hermaphrodite sex twosome orgy with three cocks could fit in a pussy pinch…

…but, delving deeper into mutant genitalia and bizarre sexual anatomy matters, I found that this rare medical condition is technically know as diphallia, penile duplication (PD), diphallic terata or diphallasparatus wherein a male is born with two penises. I’d originally encountered the term diphallus to describe this curious multi-cock condition at my wife’s free swingers forum in a thread entitled DP / DVP Made Easy although, sadly, the link to the video of a man with two penises fucking a girl and ejaculating from both cocks at once in simultaneous orgasm is broken (but who wants to see a man with two cocks cumming at the same time anyway when you can see two extremely well-endowed dick-girls with three penises between them doing it instead?).

Having two cocks would indeed make double vaginal penetration a doddle, and the girl with two vaginas would be the perfect diphallic fit for our beautiful bifurcated penis babe! The double dick damsel in the multiple penis photo above is aptly known as Dana Doubledong (heh - double dong - gotta love those funny Futanaria naming conventions!) and her giant penis knight in shining armour is Lauren Lancealot. These two sexy chicks with dicks get up to everything erotic one could hope for in pleasuring their multiple penises with a double blowjob and triple handjob and even a triple titfuck thrown in for good mammary measure - even though busty Lauren’s large breasts are too small to accommodate three cocks at once in her cleavage - before our sexy single dick girl’s pussy comes into play in diphallic hermaphrodite sex in both the missionary and reverse cowgirl position with the former nearly enabling autofellatio by virtue of Lauren’s unusually long penis and the latter resulting in a big boobs self-titfuck bonus!

It all cums down to enormous ejaculations from enormous erections in the end with both girls cumming buckets bukkake style with gallons of jizz ejaculating all over each other as Lauren’s big balls burst in spontaneous orgasm out of her gigantic penis from pussy penetration whilst jacking off the cock of double penis dickgirl Dana that’s not busy fucking her cunt until their explosive cumshots subside leaving the two girls covered in cum cuddling their cocks on the couch and sharing a post-coital kiss in these sexy hermaphrodite diphallia pictures featuring dickgirls Lauren Lancealot & Dana Doubledong from Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

Following on from my hermaphrodite sex threesome blog not so long ago wherein we met insatiably horny big tits big cock nubile newhalf newcomer Abby Armshlong with her large natural D-cup breasts and 10 inch penis poking out above her pretty pussy parts? Well, I’m pleased to announce that Futanaria has just released the sexy hermaphrodite threesome videos from this series which really got me thinking about my hermaphrodite blog and hardcore hermaphrodite porn in general…

…you see, I was wondering why Hermaphrodite Heaven was my most popular blog in terms of sign-ups, even beating My Boob Site in sheer volume of site memberships generated. Indeed, not a single dickgirl day goes by that I look at my web stats only to find that Futanaria accounts for at least half of the website subscriptions made on behalf of all of my porn blogs combined!

This, in turn, got me pondering the apparent popularity of girl with a penis porn and why guys seem so attracted to tits with a big cock hermaphrodite sex videos like the gender bending fantasy Futanari provides. It’s certainly not a gay thing, as most of the blokes I’ve spoken to about their weird sex fantasy female hermaphrodite fetish are 100% straight heterosexual males (although, in all fairness, I know a fair few bisexual girls who frequent this site as well). Besides, these aren’t tranny shemale chicks with dicks we’re talking about, these are real girls with real boobs all natural apart from the giant cocks attached to their pussies ejaculating gallons of cum when they orgasm in their extreme bukkake worthy mutual masturbation videos (since fucking a girl to orgasm with those massive cocks cumming enormous ejaculations would no doubt result in the girl’s pussy exploding (we’ve already seen one hyper-orgasmic girl blowing up a condom with her huge cumshot, so just imagine the explosive effect of so much cum inside her vagina instead!)!).

But I digress, as I’m trying to cum to genital grips (how bloody Freudian is that in a big boner bondage sort of way?) with why this girls’ penis porn is such a turn-on for straight males who wouldn’t give even the biggest cock a second genital glance if it were on an extremely well-endowed guy rather than these sexy dick-girls with gigantic genitals hanging between their legs with their big balls eclipsing their vaginas in titanic testicle flesh? Well, it’s not that they like looking at the biggest dicks or even the erotic allure of sexual mutants with both male and female genitalia to their monster cock / cunt credit but, rather, something far more simple; the always horny hyper-erotic essence being that as guys having penises ourselves, we know what it feels like to get a handjob or a blowjob or a titfuck or having our throbbing cocks massaged within the invitingly wet vaginal walls of a girl’s pussy whilst fucking her. We know the sublime ultimate sexual release of having a really good orgasm cumming on tits or face or wheresoever our semen shot should send its spermy load.

In short, we know what it feels like to cum from a penis ourselves, and so we can share an erotic empathy with girls who have cocks of their own. We can see these girls cumming buckets all over each other in an all-female giant penis girl-on-girl bukkake cum eating fest and truly relate to the profound sexual pleasure of that first surge of semen shooting jizz in sticky streams from their swollen shafts in the seemingly endless ejaculation of a sustained orgasm as the spray cum on tits and face combined (oh, our hermaphrodite heroine even gets so much cum in her mouth that she has to spit it out in a sperm-filled fountain from her semen-stained lips to avoid choking on the cumshot filling her cock-hungry mouth beyond its ejaculate capacity!). So cum with me now on an erotic journey into hermaphrodite threesome sex with added closeup pussy fisting and busty hermaphrodite in-your-face fucking in these massive penis menage et trois super sexy hermaphrodite threesome videos cumming big cock bukkake loving courtesy from Futanaria.com:

    

    

    

Back in my pussy fucking blowjob videos blog, thoughtful reader TaylorFan wondered how I viewed the sometimes funny, sometimes sensual and sometimes perverted fantasy back story setups that Futanaria provided for the hardcore hermaphrodite videos therein. To wit…

TaylorFan wrote:

One aspect of these futanari videos which I find essential, fascinating and humorous is the initial set up of the video. For instance in the sleepover videos, which you rightly called the best set so far, the premise of these two enormous cocked girls revealing themselves was excellent. I was wondering how you view these initial set up parts of the videos?

…well, TaylorFan, although I’ve not spoken about it on my hermaphrodite blog before, I must admit the psychosexual stimulus they provide in what could best be described as video erotica is a huge boner bonus which only serves to enhance the erotic mental masturbation experience of letting the imagination run wild immersed within the more visceral visual sexual stimulus embodied in the carnal context of their accompanying erotic imagery. To say that the hopelessly horny sex subtext underlying the masturbatory movies is an enormous turn-on would be an understatement of epic proportions indeed.

But the deliciously dirty fuck fantasy sexy back stories are but one of the many wonderful things I’ve “cum” to expect from Futanaria who never fail to provide for my preferences in porn perversion. I’ve also “cum” to rely upon their constant procession of beautiful hermaphrodite girls with gigantic penises as well as pussies to their genital credit, not to mention plenty of beautiful boobs as well. I’ve “cum” to love their lesbian girl-on-girl action with a testicular twist of having huge dicks and big balls covering their cunts so you have be willing to work your way past a large penis and testicles in order to penetrate pussy with your own. I’ve “cum” to grow thirsty for the girls’ massive cumshots ejaculating literally buckets of cum from the extended orgasms these well-endowed women endure. In short, suffice it just to say that I’ve cum.

Take my shemale sexual harassment in the workplace blog from a while back as a fitting erotic example of the perverted porn phenomenon a back-story provides…

…as much as I love a girl with cum on her lips, it’s the sexy setup wherein we witness the bespectacled secretary’s sex pest boss badger her relentlessly with casual frottage and unwanted touching riddled with sexual innuendo implying that sleeping with the boss would be amongst the best in sure-fire career advancement opportunities or kneeling down next to her subordinate co-worker for a chat stealthily resting a hand on her knee then stroking up her thigh until she reaches the bulge in her pants and gives it an encouraging squeeze to elicit an embarrassing erection from the enormous penis this poor girl has trapped in her trousers. The dialogue is delightful as the unwanted sexual attention from her sex-crazed boss simmers to a big boner boil until our beleaguered sexy secretary is left with no option other than to just give in to these uninvited advances and have sex with her boss if she’s ever going to find herself getting ahead in business.

However, when I’m on the blog (as it were), I tend to concentrate on sex rather than setup in selective video clips to feature in my porn previews. Perhaps I’m doing Futanaria and everyone else a disservice by not showing more of the sexy back-story and just getting on with the hardcore fucking (and handjobs and blowjobs and cumshots and such) since these, for me, are the main course meat of the matter while the story’s but a sensual side dish best served soft as an erotic appetiser until the girls begin masturbating gigantic cocks engorging to enormous erections each blowing its load in turn like a phallic jizz fountain cumming in a girl on girl bukkake style finish in these workplace sexual harassment videos from Futanaria.com:

    

    

    

Big dick-girl news, boys and girls and every possible transgender in between! Futanaria has just shot their very first hermaphrodite threesome sex series ever! It’s a marvellous menage et trois of massive cocks with big boobs to boot but, first, I’d like to take this opportunity to introduce you all to the most recent recruit to the Futanaria dickgirl team, lovely busty little blonde Abby Armshlong (she’s the one on the left below)…

…a bit vertically challenged standing at only 4′11″ and weighing in at a lithesome 105lbs, 34D busty blond Abby brings her extremely well-endowed penis measuring 10.5-inches long with a pussy stretching 8-inch girth as well as a nice pair of D-cup breasts to the Futanaria family of dickgirls (and you can never have too many short girls with big tits indeed). Here’s what the site has to say about the magnificent Ms Armshlong…

Abby Armshlong is a petite, slutty blonde with perfect natural tits and a horny girl-cock that gets her into all kinds of trouble. She’s a girl you wouldn’t want to take home to your mother because she’d probably fuck her. Her pelvic thrusts are renowned among all those that have experienced her wrath, and that list is growing by the day. Even though her stature is small, she an intimidating dom when it comes to sex. She loves getting her pussy fucked as much as fucking pussy.

…right, then. Introductions out of the way, let’s get on to what happens when you get three sexy hermaphrodites having a threesome with their giant cocks and hermaphrodite pussies in play. The series starts off with tag-team sex couple Janeen & porsha giving tiny blond busty newcomer Abby a genuine gigantic genitals welcome with a two-on-one blowjob with both girls licking her dick at once before she gets down to blowing both their big boners in turn during which a tit-loving Porsha starts fondling her beautiful breasts whilst Janeen waits her turn by jacking off Abby’s 10-inch penis plus. They nearly manage a big cock circle-jerk at this point, but greedy girl Abby sets out to prove that a cock in each hand is worth two in the bush (and, with massive cocks as big as their’s, that latter would make for some painful penis pussy penetration!). Then it’s on to super-sized cock-sucking where our extremely well-endowed girls go down on each other. Once again, they nearly manage am oral sex circle-suck (if there is such a sex slang term for three girls sucking off each other in a phallic love triangle). Moving of to two girls kissing while masturbating each other to large penis hermaphrodite pussy fucking to jacking off in her face to yet even more big cock blowjobs wherein cock-hungry dick-girl Porsha shows she can manage a double-blowjob by fitting the swollen dick-heads of two cocks in her mouth at once after liberally lubricating them in saliva with her talented tongue, the girls finish off with a bit of manual mutual masturbation over poor penis-loving cum-hungry Posha, cumming buckets of jizz on her tits and cum on her face in three girl bukkake action with colossal cumshots so huge she’s in danger of drowning in sperm in these horny hermaphrodite threesome photos from Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

Fucking pussy and giving blowjobs are two super sex acts that each stand on their own erotic merit, but wouldn’t it be great if you could combine the two into one? Of course, that would require you to have a rather sexually unique girlfriend with a cock for the sucking and a pussy for the fucking. So, moving on with the prurient penis pussy premise in mind, let’s say you did have this hypothetical hermaphrodite girlfriend willing to give the pussy fucking blowjob combo a go. How would you pull it off? Well, first off, you don’t want to pull it off, you want to suck it - while you’re fucking her pussy with your penis. Secondly, she’d have to have an unusually large cock long enough to reach your mouth whilst burying your boner balls deep inside her vagina (that, or you’d have to have a few vertebrae removed from your spine - but then you’d be flexible enough for autofellatio and wouldn’t need a pussy partner anyway, penis or no penis!). Going with the extremely long penis hypothesis for the sake of argument, here’s what I imagine the cock sucking pussy fucking sex scene would look like…

…then again, the sucky fucky photo above is based upon the rare intersexual assumption that you’re a hermaphrodite as well (in which case you could just go fuck yourself so, much like the vertebrae removal autofellatio option postulated above, this whole sexual exercise becomes a moot point). But let’s let the suspension of disbelief over sexual self-satisfaction of self-pleasuring take hold for a moment to allow for the erotic enjoyment of a hermaphrodite movie providing a sexually explicit graphic depiction of said simultaneous pussy fucking blowjob courtesy of two hermaphrodites fucking and sucking each other off in these hardcore hermaphrodite sex videos that cum with loving courtesy of Futanaria.com:

    

    

    

Today, co-workers in girl cock carnage, we shall be addressing the serious issue of sexual harassment in the workplace. I, myself, have sadly suffered such indignity at the perpetually horny hands of my evil boss when she makes sexual comments aimed at me laced with suggestive innuendo such as “Yay, I can see your penis!” should I be masturbating at work or, looking up from her desk with pen perched upon her parted lips like a penis in need of a blowjob and sexily saying, “Fancy a fuck?” Fortunately, casual sex with co-workers is permitted in my workplace so there’s no risk of being fired should I take her up on her suggestive office sex suggestion.

However, not all office workers are so keen on fucking the boss as I am, so it’s critically important that we send a stern message that sexual abuse in the workplace should not be tolerated since not so innocent innuendo can cum to a head and result in a rather sticky situation such as this…

…pretty scary, huh? Suffering sexual harassment from your boss can indeed become a pretty messy situation as illustrated in the covert office surveillance photo above wherein this poor sticky dick girl’s sexually aggressive female boss with a formidable phallus of her own intent on masturbating her minions into sexual submission forces her hapless subordinate co-worker to cum all over herself from a hard cock jacking handjob!

So, in order to avoid sexual harassment in the office escalating to full-blown extreme sexual abuse in the office, I feel it’s important that we examine the erotic events which led up to this most serious breach of office etiquette. The scene starts out with extremely well-endowed naturally busty big cock boss Shannon Shaftin sporting an enormous erection in her pantyhose happens upon likewise cock-equipped female co-worker Felicia Femwood enjoying a brief work break with a cup of coffee laced with Viagra (or so it would seem judging by the big boner bulge in her trousers tenting high as they are under the strain of her massive penis pressure). Using said penis bulge pants for support, busty shemale boss Shannon gets down on her knees to release the monster cock from its clothing confines, unzipping her zipper and pulling her penis free for a sloppy blowjob before licking her tits and touching tongues with her big boner buddy.

Her co-worker’s erection exposed for all the office to see, Shannon counters with cleavage by offering a brief in the bra titfuck before stripping topless to touch Felicia’s big dick-head to the nipples of her lovely large breasts. The sexy set of shemale big boobs proves too much for the now sexually aroused Felicia, as the erotic allure of Shannon’s sexy areola and nipple covered in pre-cum seems ripe for some tit sucking action. Only then does Felicia take matters into her own mouth for autofellatio as her cum-hungry sex-crazed superior frames the sensual self-sucking scene by squeezing her big boobs together in the background, once again presenting the temptation of tits to which the molested minion takes as an invitation to a busty big cock titfuck in these erotic office sex photos from Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

Apologies for inaccurately paraphrasing American Pie wherein the teenage sex films’ hapless horny hero is informed that fucking a girl’s pussy feels like warm apple pie around your penis, but it seemed most appropriate since the ever lovely and extremely well-endowed dickgirls Janeen Junkstuffer & Caitlyn Cumgusher from Futanaria just so happen to be quite literally fucking a warm apple pie in phallic food fetish photos and videos (and so, I suppose it’s not so much like fucking an apple pie as it is simply fucking an apple pie (gosh, I wonder how many times I can mention fucking apple pie in this blog?))!

And this isn’t the first time the fucking food fetish has graced the pages of my porn blogs as, indeed, we’ve seen a girl fucking a cucumber (not to mention carrots and a squash amongst her vast array of vaginal vegetables), a busty teen delightfully decorating her big tits with doughnuts as a delectable dairy dessert for big breast lovers (’til she gets hungry and eats them herself, that is), the dark and disturbing world of fat feeding feeder porn and, just today over on my big boobs transsexuals blog, a busty shemale with beautiful big melons of her own fucking a watermelon with her fruit loving she-cock!

So I guess two gorgeous girls with unusually large penises fucking an apple pie then sucking off the sticky filling from each other’s colossal cocks before employing the crumbly compote as a mutual masturbation lubrication media for a messy double handjob and ultimately erupting in enormous ejaculations cumming in the crust thereby glazing it with the jizz from their genitals is not unusual in the least (although the apple pie autofellatio employing the penis as an eating utensil is admittedly rather unique) in these large apple penis pie fucking (no, wait - I fucked that up - lemme try again) large penis apple pie fucking photos and videos which cum courtesy of Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

    

    

    

Remember the sexy hermaphrodite secret sex sleep-over photos from my tongue-in-cheek benefits of having a girlfriend with a penis blog?

Well, Futanaria have just released the hopelessly horny hermaphrodite videos shot simultaneously with this sensual series and, having just viewed all 25 minutes of this masturbation inducing erotic epic, I’ve arrived at the considered conclusion that this may well be their sexiest and hottest hermaphrodite on hermaphrodite video yet!

This magnificent hermaphrodite movie masterpiece is based upon the prurient premise that extremely well-endowed dickgirl Bianca Bonesworth has set up a girls’ sleepover in hopes of revealing that she’s a secret hermaphrodite to her girlfriend Porsha Peckerhard, but little does Bianca know that Porsha has a similar sexy secret to reveal herself. Frankly, though, it’s hard to imagine the girls not knowing, considering how their giant cocks are pitching tents in their pyjamas of circus tent big-top proportions held up by each girl’s huge hard-on! But, for now, let’s, like the girls, ignore the blatantly obvious trouser tenting and allow suspension of disbelief to take hold so we can examine the sexy story line.

After some innocent pillow talk from their separate beds (actually, Porsha has but an uncomfortable sleeping bag on the floor), they decide to join each other in Bianca’s bed for the grand genital revelation and, on the count of three, both girls lift their shirts to reveal the enormous erections they’d been not so secretly concealing therein. After politely asking permission, the girls beging feeling and fondling each other’s penises until Porsha, making jerking off motions with her hand clasped over her own cock, asks Bianca if she masturbates herself. Upon receiving a response in the affirmative, Porsha gets brave and lends a helping hand masturbating Bianca’s big dick with a two-handed handjob (after all, her gigantic penis is too big to wank with one hand!).

Then, it’s on with the big cock blowjobs as Porsha takes Bianca’s massive penis in her mouth and starts sucking off her dick head whilst the latter writhes below in oral sex pleasure only stopping for a mere masturbatory moment to ask her clever cock-sucker where she learned to do that. As the first cumshot of this multi-orgasmic movie inevitably approaches, Porsha switches back to her huge cock handjob and, holding her hand over Bianca’s mouth to stifle her orgasmic screams from waking their prudish roommate, an enormous ejaculation ensues soaking the bed and both girls in semen (despite Porsha’s valiant efforts to stem the flow of the giant sperm fountain by using the palm her hand over the ejaculating penis as an ineffectual manner of manual cumshot stop-cock!)!

After the cum-soaked girls have recovered from Bianca’s penis exploding ejaculation with a French kiss touching tongues, it’s Porsha’s turn to engage in some sexual experimentation of her own. After asking her well-endowed girlfriend if she’s ever stuck her cock in anything (she hadn’t), Porsha offers her hermaphrodite pussy for penis penetration by Bianca’s big boner (which has remained surprisingly erect after said cock cumming buckets of jizz). Fearful that she’ll tear her girlfriend’s vagina apart with her massive penis parts, Bianca reluctantly agrees and starts fucking her cunt doggy-style whilst slapping her ass as if riding a hung like a horse hermaphrodite sex stallion.

Switching sexual positions so that fuckee Porsha’s on her back with hermaphrodite fucker Bianca’s big penis is still firmly planted inside Porsha’s virgin vagina, the sheer fuck force of pussy fucking alone proves enough to get well-fucked Porsha’s impressive cock to explode in an orgasm of her own as she encourages ejaculation with a horny handjob gushing cum upwards as sticky semen dribbles down her digits. Finding this colossal cumshot scene to hot to resist, Bianca dives in with both hands holding the huge ejaculating erection spewing it’s spermy stew two-fisted along with Porsha’s wanking hand for a three-handed handjob orgasm before leaning in and licking semen from her spent penis tip.

Ah, but that not the end - not by a long cumshot - as our cum-covered post-orgasmic girls just carry on jacking each other off in a two cock double handjob to completion with simultaneous orgasms until they’re interrupted by their roommate wondering what sort of salacious shenanigans and going in in the suspiciously locked bedroom. Our hermaphrodite mutual masturbation mates reply that they were in bed telling ghost stories before falling asleep (right, the story of Ghastly Giant Ghost Genitals and the Phantom Penis perhaps?) whilst massaging cum into each other’s legs (erm, they don’t tell that bit). When they awaken the next morning, their pyjamas still caked in cum from the night before, the girls start kissing, cuddling and massaging each other’s breasts and penises as an erotically tactile thank you for the super sex they’d shared together.

And that’s about the cock size of it, really, albeit only the best bits (in my humble opinion) from this marvellous hermaphrodite mutual masturbation movie (oh, wait, there’s hermaphrodite fucking involved, too) starring darling dickgirls Porsha Peckerhard & Bianca Bonesworth sharing a girls’ night in in their Secret Sex Sleepover video from Futanaria.com: