Hermaphrodite Heaven

What is the sound of one cock cumming? Indeed, this deeply philosophical question has plagued man for centuries with its Zen-like cumshot conundrum. Well, at long last, the solution to this vexing riddle has been answered with what may well be the biggest cumshot in the world cumming courtesy of the gigantic genitalia autofellatio orgasm from these record breaking 15 inch long penis self-sucking videos starring extremely well-endowed dickgirl darling Dara Danglemor from Futanaria sucking cock with a pierced tongue blowjob in her large penis princess series! Finally we get to hear the aural erotica of the sound of a gigantic cock squirting cum in her mouth as she self-sucks and jacks off her massive penis pumping away as her excessive ejaculation of sticky semen cascades along the phallic length of swollen shaft like some cum gushing waterfall of spunky spermy goodness dribbling down her gentle genital wanking hand. So pump up the volume and cum with us on this ejaculating journey of both aural sex & oral sex as our monster cock princess (hmmm, leaves one to wonder if a size queen would outrank her?) begins masturbating in bed by self-sucking her giant donkey dick cumming buckets of semen that would have the Biggest Cumshot World’s Record holding Olympic Bukkake Team flush with extreme ejaculation envy (as our delicious Dara Danglemor herself is a one-woman bukkake team indeed) in these cum eating autofellatio videos from Futanaria.com:

    

    

It takes more than big tits to turn me on. Sure, a sexy girl with a penis rarely fails to elicit an erection in my nether regions of naughtiness – said genital engorgement an instinctive reaction to extreme or bizarre sexual mutation in super busty shemales or well-endowed hermaphrodites whether her monster genitals be all natural or surgically enhanced in nature – but, truly, barring some “udderly” gorgeous girl with unbelievably huge tits and an unfeasibly large cock cumming my way, I’m quite a bit more than perfectly content to stick with what I’ve got at home, thank you very much (although my lovely wife really doesn’t get her cock out nearly enough to provoke penis envy in my poorly closeted cock-loving cum-hungry consciousness).

So how about two extremely busty girls with abnormally large genitalia and massive breasts tit-fucking and jacking each other off to get their giant cocks cumming all over their beautiful bodies in sexual mutant mutual masturbation all-girl bukkake action of epic proportions (or should that be all-girl bukakke action? I really don’t know)? Well, that’s got my erectile attention down to a tee (or should that be “up to a tee”?)…

…the two greedy cum-covered bukkake girls in question are big dick-laden maidens of massive mammaries Janeen JunkStuffer and Stefani Spurtsawad from Futanaria (where else?), and the fact that we get treated to a teasing glipmse of Stefani’s pretty hermaphrodite pussy peeking out of her panties in a tiny thong camel-toe of cunt flesh whilst she’s attempting to fuck Janeen’s tender twat doggy-style as we gaze with glorious well-endowed wonder at the curvaceous cusp of her colossal cleavage topless with gigantic breasts exposed in full-frontal nudity (tits or pussy? tits or pussy? I don’t know where to look!) is a big bonus in having an inviting vagina within which to plant the rapidly growing boner in my jeans!

However, it’s when their enormous erections start ejaculating all over each other’s gigantic juggs until their glistening with the super sperm stew of two copious cumshots contributed by both busty babes courtesy of their colossal cocks cumming in mutual mammary masturbation titanic titfuck photos that sends me over the edge into the massive breast sex big tits & cock erotic ecstasy of orgasm cumming courtesy of Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

I’ve watched girls peeing countless times in my life and even peed between their legs whilst they we relieving themselves when I had to take a piss really bad. I’ve watched my wife pissing in a urinal standing up once, too – a rather unique experience which simply bolstered the belief of the blokes with their cocks out pissing beside her that she really does have penis! On the other hand, despite the swinging lifestyle that I enjoy from time to time, I’ve never been into watersports of any description as the erotic allure of watching girls pissing has passed me by completely. However, after seeing these two most gorgeous girls with their giant cocks out pissing together, I cannot help but wonder how it would feel to hold their magnificent massive penises for them as these well-endowed women pee together (why, I’d even shake them off afterwards (ah, but only two shakes per penis, as the piss fairy tells me) or, alternately, lick their dick heads clean of pee should they so desire me to do so!). After all, with beautiful cocks as big as these…

…who wouldn’t want to feel the strong surge of urine coursing through through their huge cocks as the yellow pee stream came gushing out of their powerful penises like a phallic fountain of piss? Forget writing your name in pee on the ground (does that count as a watersport of sorts?), with the sheer volume of urine these two emit, you could compose a whole piss epistle! The powerful penis pee girls in question are none other than Shannon Shaftin & Felicia Femwood from Futanaria and, in the first of the pissing videos below (okay, so it’s the only pissing video clip below), our public urination fetish duo commit the cardinal sin of crossing their pee streams! Have they not seen Ghostbusters? I’m half-expecting these two girls’ piss streams crossing to create a temporal anomaly in the fabric of the space-time continuum opening up a penetrable vortex of darkness filled with penises (which, of course, begs the question of which would be more comfortable to lay on, a bed of big boobs or a large penis massage table?)!

But enough about dick girls pissing (although you must admit mutual urination was a unique topic not previously visited here before) and on to the far more interesting subject of dick girls cumming together in mutual orgasm from interpersonal penis play (or perhaps mutual masturbation would be a less obscure way to put that, although I’ve already used the word “mutual” three times in this sentence (no, wait, that makes four))! Anyway, after they’re relieved themselves in the great outdoors, our penis-equipped pair of pretties venture inside for a bit of big cock worship with Felicia liberating lovely Shannon’s comparatively little penis from her sexy shorts for a head sucking dick licking blowjob whilst our oral sex recipient busies herself squeezing her big boobs and licking her nipples for added sexual stimulation before laying on her back and compressing her soft tit cleavage for a dick slapping titfuck (yes, although Shannon may have the smallest penis on the site, she’s also got the biggest tits (provided we’re talking about large natural breasts, that is, as there are plenty of gigantic boobs and titanic tits of the artificially enhanced variety there as well)).

As the titfucking goes on (and on and on), we witness the first signs of approaching orgasm as glistening rivulets of precum trickle through the cusp of Shannon’s colossal dick fucking cleavage creating the first seminal impressions of a pearl necklace yet to cum whilst Felicia’s nuts-deep 9-inch penis remains totally eclipsed by jiggling breast flesh as she thrusts her huge cock repeatedly into the carnal canal of her titfuck buddy’s tightly squeezed tits as her big balls drag up the voluptuous vixen’s solar plexus. But cumming is not quite on the cards just yet as these two dirty dick girls are hell bent on postponing ejaculation until they can cum together in mutual simultaneous orgasms of immense intensity (and, indeed, wasn’t it the Beatles who wrote, “Cum together, right now, over me?”).

Our delightful dickgirl duo cease their cleavage copulation and instead settle back down onto the couch for some large penis mutual masturbation wherein they commence energetically jacking off each other’s cocks with horny hermaphrodite handjobs until both girls are cumming all over each other, each adding their free hand to their own phallus for two tight two-fisted handjobs at once, turning what was already a pair of copious cumshots into even more enormous ejaculations of epic proportions. Then, still not satisfied that they’ve got their gorgeous genitals covered in cum quite enough, Felicia & Shannon both buck up on their hind legs and – kneeling facing each other with big dicks in hand as if ready for a duelling cock fight – carry on jacking off in prolonged mutual orgasm onto each other’s decidedly less swollen testicles from all of the squirting semen shot from their sperm sticky shafts already!

At length, the two extremely heavy cummers press their colossal cumming cocks together in classic cock-docking fashion whilst phallic female Felicia & busty shemale Shannon take turns lending two helping hands to the huge cock combo for double handjobs all around before getting off their knees and settling back down for a cum soaked cuddle and kiss as semen spent cock congratulations for a two cock double handjob well done to conclude these sexy hermaphrodite masturbation to cumshot photos and big dick girls pissing videos from Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

    

    

    

It wasn’t all too long ago that I did a dickgirl blog in ebullient praise of the glorious genital phenomenon of big boner bulges in tight jeans but, sadly, had no huge cock videos to accompany the large penis pics therein…

…for me, seeing an obvious erection straining against a tight pair of trousers is as bad as seeing girls with big tits in tight tops in terms of their sheer and immense gravitational pull on my eyesight. It’s embarrassing, really, when you’re unable to tear your gaze away from the gigantic genitalia beckoning your attention from beneath their cramped, clothed confines. You just want to reach down, unzip their fly and release heavy handfuls of magnificent erectile flesh of massive penis perfection from its panty prison into the wild whilst exclaiming, “Fly! Be free!” [Okay, so maybe that's just me.]

The worst case of giant genital liberation lust I had to face was at a Halloween party at a pub some years back. There was this guy sitting next to me in a corner booth, having latched onto me earlier in the evening because he was a fan of my music. We’d been chatting about exotic synthesizers and such when I glanced down to notice a growing boner bulge in his tight white jeans (the last time I’d got a raging hard-on from a synth was seeing Kate Bush with her Fairlight CMI IIx on the cover of Keyboard Magazine). That was it for me; his huge cock having successfully usurped every last ounce of my concentration in our polite conversation in an instant.

Big cock slut that I am, I just couldn’t help myself from that point forward. I took a risk an surreptitiously slid one hand onto his knee, at length casually stroking his thigh upward as he spoke until my hand hit the barrier of his bulging dick head. I came to a dead stop, not knowing whether this guy was bisexual or not (thus the risk, especially in such a public place), until I felt his penis pulsing against my digits of big dick desire as if urging me onward in my quest for giant genitals to fondle. I stroked two furtive finger around the ridge of his phallic flange before grasping his swollen shaft between my thumb and forefinger to massage my way up the rapidly expanding length of his throbbing cock growing ever more erect to my attentive touch.

I grabbed his giant genitals full-on, giving his enormous erection a firm squeeze until I saw the telltale signs of a precum stain seeping through his jeans. Honestly, had we not been in public place I would have released his monster cock from its clothed confines, pulled down his pants to his ankles and, diving down beneath the table, gone down on him giving that gorgeous giant penis the big dick blowjob to completion it so richly deserved. Yes, I wanted to make him cum – to feel his colossal cock explode in orgasm and suck his copious cumshot down my throat like a hot jizz & tonic – but, alas, such was not to be. Big boner bloke instead leaned over for a deep snog whilst moving my hand from his crotch out of respect for the polite company surrounding us despite our being sequestered in a dark corner as we were. And, sadly, I’ve never seen him again. :~(

But enough of my unrequited lust for large cocks in tight jeans as it’s far more interesting to see two hermaphrodites with huge boners bulging in their pants kindly relieving each other of their erotic enormous erections with some horny handjobs and blowjobs as well as a bit of large penis hermaphrodite sex to take the edge off their swollen testicles before their big balls burst like two overfilled jizz balloons of ejaculate exploding cum-bustably between their legs, the well-endowed dickgirls in question with colossal cum cannons erect and at the ready being Stefani Stackwell & Caitlyn Cumgusher in dry humping hermaphrodite masturbation videos from Futanaria.com: