Hermaphrodite Heaven

Apologies for inaccurately paraphrasing American Pie wherein the teenage sex films’ hapless horny hero is informed that fucking a girl’s pussy feels like warm apple pie around your penis, but it seemed most appropriate since the ever lovely and extremely well-endowed dickgirls Janeen Junkstuffer & Caitlyn Cumgusher from Futanaria just so happen to be quite literally fucking a warm apple pie in phallic food fetish photos and videos (and so, I suppose it’s not so much like fucking an apple pie as it is simply fucking an apple pie (gosh, I wonder how many times I can mention fucking apple pie in this blog?))!

And this isn’t the first time the fucking food fetish has graced the pages of my porn blogs as, indeed, we’ve seen a girl fucking a cucumber (not to mention carrots and a squash amongst her vast array of vaginal vegetables), a busty teen delightfully decorating her big tits with doughnuts as a delectable dairy dessert for big breast lovers (’til she gets hungry and eats them herself, that is), the dark and disturbing world of fat feeding feeder porn and, just today over on my big boobs transsexuals blog, a busty shemale with beautiful big melons of her own fucking a watermelon with her fruit loving she-cock!

So I guess two gorgeous girls with unusually large penises fucking an apple pie then sucking off the sticky filling from each other’s colossal cocks before employing the crumbly compote as a mutual masturbation lubrication media for a messy double handjob and ultimately erupting in enormous ejaculations cumming in the crust thereby glazing it with the jizz from their genitals is not unusual in the least (although the apple pie autofellatio employing the penis as an eating utensil is admittedly rather unique) in these large apple penis pie fucking (no, wait - I fucked that up - lemme try again) large penis apple pie fucking photos and videos which cum courtesy of Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

    

    

    

Remember the sexy hermaphrodite secret sex sleep-over photos from my tongue-in-cheek benefits of having a girlfriend with a penis blog?

Well, Futanaria have just released the hopelessly horny hermaphrodite videos shot simultaneously with this sensual series and, having just viewed all 25 minutes of this masturbation inducing erotic epic, I’ve arrived at the considered conclusion that this may well be their sexiest and hottest hermaphrodite on hermaphrodite video yet!

This magnificent hermaphrodite movie masterpiece is based upon the prurient premise that extremely well-endowed dickgirl Bianca Bonesworth has set up a girls’ sleepover in hopes of revealing that she’s a secret hermaphrodite to her girlfriend Porsha Peckerhard, but little does Bianca know that Porsha has a similar sexy secret to reveal herself. Frankly, though, it’s hard to imagine the girls not knowing, considering how their giant cocks are pitching tents in their pyjamas of circus tent big-top proportions held up by each girl’s huge hard-on! But, for now, let’s, like the girls, ignore the blatantly obvious trouser tenting and allow suspension of disbelief to take hold so we can examine the sexy story line.

After some innocent pillow talk from their separate beds (actually, Porsha has but an uncomfortable sleeping bag on the floor), they decide to join each other in Bianca’s bed for the grand genital revelation and, on the count of three, both girls lift their shirts to reveal the enormous erections they’d been not so secretly concealing therein. After politely asking permission, the girls beging feeling and fondling each other’s penises until Porsha, making jerking off motions with her hand clasped over her own cock, asks Bianca if she masturbates herself. Upon receiving a response in the affirmative, Porsha gets brave and lends a helping hand masturbating Bianca’s big dick with a two-handed handjob (after all, her gigantic penis is too big to wank with one hand!).

Then, it’s on with the big cock blowjobs as Porsha takes Bianca’s massive penis in her mouth and starts sucking off her dick head whilst the latter writhes below in oral sex pleasure only stopping for a mere masturbatory moment to ask her clever cock-sucker where she learned to do that. As the first cumshot of this multi-orgasmic movie inevitably approaches, Porsha switches back to her huge cock handjob and, holding her hand over Bianca’s mouth to stifle her orgasmic screams from waking their prudish roommate, an enormous ejaculation ensues soaking the bed and both girls in semen (despite Porsha’s valiant efforts to stem the flow of the giant sperm fountain by using the palm her hand over the ejaculating penis as an ineffectual manner of manual cumshot stop-cock!)!

After the cum-soaked girls have recovered from Bianca’s penis exploding ejaculation with a French kiss touching tongues, it’s Porsha’s turn to engage in some sexual experimentation of her own. After asking her well-endowed girlfriend if she’s ever stuck her cock in anything (she hadn’t), Porsha offers her hermaphrodite pussy for penis penetration by Bianca’s big boner (which has remained surprisingly erect after said cock cumming buckets of jizz). Fearful that she’ll tear her girlfriend’s vagina apart with her massive penis parts, Bianca reluctantly agrees and starts fucking her cunt doggy-style whilst slapping her ass as if riding a hung like a horse hermaphrodite sex stallion.

Switching sexual positions so that fuckee Porsha’s on her back with hermaphrodite fucker Bianca’s big penis is still firmly planted inside Porsha’s virgin vagina, the sheer fuck force of pussy fucking alone proves enough to get well-fucked Porsha’s impressive cock to explode in an orgasm of her own as she encourages ejaculation with a horny handjob gushing cum upwards as sticky semen dribbles down her digits. Finding this colossal cumshot scene to hot to resist, Bianca dives in with both hands holding the huge ejaculating erection spewing it’s spermy stew two-fisted along with Porsha’s wanking hand for a three-handed handjob orgasm before leaning in and licking semen from her spent penis tip.

Ah, but that not the end - not by a long cumshot - as our cum-covered post-orgasmic girls just carry on jacking each other off in a two cock double handjob to completion with simultaneous orgasms until they’re interrupted by their roommate wondering what sort of salacious shenanigans and going in in the suspiciously locked bedroom. Our hermaphrodite mutual masturbation mates reply that they were in bed telling ghost stories before falling asleep (right, the story of Ghastly Giant Ghost Genitals and the Phantom Penis perhaps?) whilst massaging cum into each other’s legs (erm, they don’t tell that bit). When they awaken the next morning, their pyjamas still caked in cum from the night before, the girls start kissing, cuddling and massaging each other’s breasts and penises as an erotically tactile thank you for the super sex they’d shared together.

And that’s about the cock size of it, really, albeit only the best bits (in my humble opinion) from this marvellous hermaphrodite mutual masturbation movie (oh, wait, there’s hermaphrodite fucking involved, too) starring darling dickgirls Porsha Peckerhard & Bianca Bonesworth sharing a girls’ night in in their Secret Sex Sleepover video from Futanaria.com:

    

    

    

I’d registered the Hermaphrodite Heaven domain name years before finding the Futanaria hermaphrodite fantasy site. My original intent was to create a genuine hermaphrodite blog but, apart from exceedingly ultra-rare porn sites like Hermaphrodite Sex, real hermaphrodites were hard to come by. And so, I turned to fake hermaphrodites with big tits and huge cocks to indulge in my intersexed sex fantasy of having the best of both worlds with the erotic triptych of having big breasts and a penis and a vagina all wrapped up in one convenient well-endowed package.

In all of my vain searches for real hermaphrodites in porn rather than busty shemales sites are trying to pass off as intersex individuals, I have only found one genuine multi-genital article: IceGirl4u from ImLive. Sporting both male and female genitalia upon her most unique body, you’d never suspect at first glance that this gorgeous girl was a hermaphrodite. With her clothes on, she looks like any other beautiful girl (and only you would know the incomparably penetrable pleasure of having a sexy girlfriend with a penis and a pussy to play with). Get her naked with a view toward full-frontal nudity and she looks like a busty blonde shemale. However, lift her respectably large penis and tiny testicles out of the way to reveal her vagina with it’s pert labia lips poised and awaiting penetration and suspiciously missing clit (one can only assume she developed a penis instead of a clitoris as her primary sex organ of sexual pleasure at birth (besides, I’ve always preferred to think of transsexuals as having giant clits instead of cocks anyway)), and there can be no doubt that she is indeed the rarest of the rare, a true hermaphrodite human - and a damn sexy one at that!

I only wish that IceGirl4u did hardcore hermaphrodite porn videos and photos rather than just performing on webcam for her fans, but the live videochat format of the site does allow you to get up close and personal with this incredible individual of indeterminate gender through the wonder of private cam chat. Imagine being able to ask a real hermaphrodite how having both male and female genitals feels, and then getting her to demonstrate her genitalia by jacking off her cock and fingering her pussy at the same time (hmmm, I wonder if she can fuck herself? (nah, I suspect her penis is too big for self-fucking auto-coitus))! And so, getting a real hermaphrodite on the blog for a change, I present the super sexy IceGirl4u with her big boobs, cock and pussy nude for our viewing pleasure in these sensual photo vidcaps and a video clip from her live hermaphrodite webcam sessions at ImLive.com: