Yes, it’s the five dreaded words I never thought I would say. But, let’s face it, girl, your cock is too big. Your cock is too big to suck. Your cock is too big to fuck. In fact, pretty much anything sexual involving unfeasibly large penis penetration is, as the adverb implies, unfeasible. The gorgeous girl with gigantic genitals in question to whom I refer is, of course, extremely well-hung Heidi HugeTube from Futanaria…
…and, while I admire dickgirls with monster cocks as much as anyone, I have to admit that this big boner babe falls beyond my carnal capabilities. Granted, this huge cock horse-hung donkey dick girl doesn’t have the longest penis by any stretch of the imagination. No, if we’re talking conceptual cock stretching exercises in terms of mental erotic imagery, my mind would wander instead to the longest dick distinction of likewise massively well-endowed Nikki Noblongfrom Futanaria.com…
…however, at least I could get Nikki Noblong’s knob-end into my mouth and even long penis pussy penetration is possible as well as pleasurable for both partners since most of the sexual sensation in a cock is concentrated in the last couple of inches of the penis from phallic frenulum to dick-head tip (then again, considering her super long cock self-sucking skills, she’s probably perfectly content orally masturbating on her own).
But where Heidi HugeTube’s massive cock is concerned, it’s her giant genital girth that’s the issue. Imagine having a gigantic penis too big for a blowjob (the rendering autofellatio impossible as well), going through life deprived the pussy pleasure of penetrative sex since your girthy thick cock doesn’t fit in any orifices amongst your own sexual species. You’ve got to feel sorry for the poor penis girl unable to have sex apart from the odd handjob to completion every now and again. Seeing this lonely large cock lass masturbating in the bath-tub all by her lonesome in the beautiful big penis photos and videos below, I just wanted to jump in and lend her a helping hand jacking off to orgasm (well, two hands, actually, since a massive penis that thick would require a two-handed handjob to accommodate her colossal cock’s gigantic girth as a manual masturbation minimum).
So, yes, as much as I enjoy loving the large penis love of masturbating monster cocks to colossal cumshots of explosive ejaculation volume like a phallic volcano erupting in my cum hungry mouth, I’m afraid all I could offer orally impractically well-hung Heidi HugeTube in lieu of oral sex would be a nice long cock massage slowly masturbating her massive male member until she cried out she needed to cum at which point I’d press her penis to my lips and lick her frenulum for additional sexual stimulation until I felt the sublimely erotic sexual release of her cum squirting down my throat as I sucked her balls dry of every last drop of semen her giant jizz stick had to offer in the cum swallowing conclusion of a successful handjob well done and hope that merely sucking her ejaculating meatus being unable to fit her whole cock head in my mouth would be enough gigantic penis pleasure for her. *sigh*
And so, with my biggest cock girl oral sex fantasy left largely unfulfilled since her big dick’s too thick to suck or fuck, I give you the unfeasibly well-endowed Heidi HugeTube masturbating to a one woman bukkake-style cumshot after wiggling and washing her penis of epic proportions in monster cock masturbation photos and videos from Futanaria.com:
