Hermaphrodite Heaven

Way back when I was but a tender bisexual teen I had a t-shirt which read, “It’s not the size of the wand, it’s the magic in it that counts!” And, while most sexually active girls will tell you to your face that, “It doesn’t matter how big your penis is, it’s more a matter of how you use it,” I know for sure that it’s an entirely different matter when they get together with their girlfriends behind closed doors. In fact, I know several sexy slut girls of promiscuous virtue who can describe the countless cocks they’ve conquered amidst their many sexual conquests in dramatic detail, with penis length and girth / circumference as well as cock curvature being common topics in their small or big dick discussions. And now, I’ve got photographic proof girls compare cock size with their girlfriends courtesy of this sexual mutant girl-on-girl penis size comparison photo featuring unusually well-endowed Heidi Hugetube and smaller penis Penny Pistol from Futanaria…

…and, whilst Penny Pistol’s well-hung hermaphrodite penis would be considered very well-endowed amongst more normal cock size standards, seeing her engorged genitals pressed again the extremely large penis well-hung Heidi HugeTube has makes her comparatively tiny pencil dick look positively diminutive in dimension! But having a super massive cock two-foot long isn’t everything. Just imagine having a penis too big for a blowjob (as we’ve seen here before), for example, or, even worse, a giant penis too big for sex (as we’ll see shortly in the fuck fail video clips). Even that horny old chestnut, “Can I just put the tip in?” doesn’t work as Heidi’s huge dick-head is too bulbous and big to fit in Penny’s pussy! When they swap roles where fucker becomes fuckee and vice versa, things work much better as Penny’s pistol penis while very well-endowed goes rather nicely into well-hung Heidi’s hermaphrodite pussy with her monster cock and balls hovering above as a grand old shag ensues in these sexy hermaphrodite cock comparison photos from Futanaria.com…

        

        

        

        

        

…as for our dickgirl movie phallic film feature, let’s dispense with the first 20 minutes of large penis comparison for girls in this video and get right to the unfeasibly massive cock fucking hermaphrodite sex videos (or not, since Heidi HugeTube’s gigantic penis is too big to fit in Penny Pistol’s hermaphrodite pussy (at which point the latter phallic fuckee seems perfectly content with the former failed fucker just rubbing the apple-sized dick-head of her forearm circumference cock on her clit instead) until much mutual masturbation gets the girls cumming together and rubbing their cocks on each other’s cum covered erections of enormous proportion in the colossal cumshot conclusion of this extremely large penis hermaphrodite ejaculation video from Futanaria.com:

    

    

    

Preggo porn is popular; pregnant masturbation doubly so. However, I’d never seen a pregnant shemale let alone pregnant hermaphrodite doing porn ’til mother-to-be busty Caitlyn, the first of the Futanaria dickgirls I’d ever featured here on the herm blog, posted her sexy and stunningly beautiful hermaphrodite pregnancy videos on the site…

…(granted, Caitlyn’s shemale pregnancy pics have been up for about a month, but wanted to wait ’til we had her preggo videos as well).

Now, despite the many miracles of modern medicine in the sex science field, I don’t actually believe medical fertility technology has advanced to the point where even post-op shemale transsexuals can have an artificial womb constructed and have an egg surgically implanted for artificial insemination via in vitro fetilization or through the more fun sex option of conventional coitus, but my research reveals that there is at least one case of a human hermaphrodite getting pregnant and giving birth after vaginal reconstruction surgery! However, when you consider that true hermaphrodites with a penis and vagina present, fertile and not suffering sexual dysfunction of any sort for a full complement of male and female genitalia combined, you can’t help but wonder if hermaphrodite self-insemination is possible? In other words, can a fully functional hermaphrodite put cock in pussy and just go fuck themselves to orgasm getting self-impregnated in the process?!

Granted, such an extremely well-endowed hermaphrodite as Caitlyn should have no problem fucking herself via massive penis pussy penetration (provided she can bend that enormous erection between her legs and around her big balls to reach her testicle eclipsed tunnel of love)! But, regardless of how this super sexy hermaphrodite got pregnant in the first place (hmmm, I wonder if the baby will be surprised his mom has a penis when it emerges from the birth canal of her hermaphrodite vagina bumping its head on her balls on the way?), here’s the womanly feminine beautiful busty cock-equipped Caitlyn showing off her pregnancy boobs and big belly bump before breaking out the baby oil for a pregnant belly massage while jacking off her giant cock glistening in an oily handjob until our horny maternity matron exclaims “I’m gonna cum all over my pregnant belly” blowing her load in an eternal orgasm of epic cumshot proportions reminiscent of some pregnant bukkake preggo tranny porn scene in these hermaphrodite pregnancy photos and videos from Futanaria.com: