Hermaphrodite Heaven

Back on my Go Fuck Yourself blog, I remember HermLvrX wanting to see some plumper dickgirls on Hermaphrodite Heaven, citing that the fattest chick I’d ever featured was nine months pregnant. Well, HermLvrX, your phallic female fat fetish wish is my tits & cock command, as today brings perhaps the ultimate Futanaria BBW dickgirl fantasy dream in the form of extra large, all natural P-cup breasts plus a giant penis on her pussy! :~D

And, of course, if we’re talking gigantic P-cup tits, that can only mean one thing: Super busty Lexxxi Luxe aka Anorei Collins has grown a penis? :~?

    

In fact, as hermaphrodite SSBBW alter ego Josie Jumboner at Futanaria.com, I dare say her super-sized girl dick looks bigger than her most massive tits, which makes one very well-endowed woman wonder if the genetic genital giantism equivalent to virginal breast hypertrophy might be virginal penis hypertrophy (i.e. gigantomastia = gigantogenitalia) – meh, who can say?

All I know is that fans who’ve been waiting to see a hardcore Lexxxi Luxe titfuck are in for a bit of a surprise, as even my most perverted / prurient thoughts would have never imagined lovely Lexxxi as a sexy shemale with the biggest breasts and largest penis self tit-fucking her very own Anorei Collins cock to cum on her tits completion! And so, with big boobs to the large breast fetish extreme and a jumbo boner to boot, here’s 38P Lexxxi Luxe aka Anorei Collins as massive mammaries masturbating macromastia maiden with a monster male member Josie Jumboner from Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

P.S. I was going to say that Lexxxi’s got a lot of balls to do this (and good for her!) but, then again, those titanic testicles speak for themselves. ;~)

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We can all relate to the uncomfortable feeling of really needing to pee bad. Along with hunger, sleep, defecation and fucking, it’s amongst our most primal urges. But, speaking of the uncontrollable sex urge, have you ever found yourself thinking, “I really need to cum NOW!”?

I’m not talking when you’re fucking – that’s a cum gushing genital given – but, rather, the overwhelming urge to have an orgasm for no reason at all, and perhaps in the most asexual of situations. But, because it’s apparently inappropriate to get your penis or pussy out in public for masturbation purposes, you fear the mortal danger you might just cum in your pants or, for the girls, cream your jeans at any moment, just like sexy redhead with a female erection Brittany Batterblaster at Futanaria.com…

        

…I must admit I’m no stranger to feeling like I need an orgasm in inapropos places but, to be fair, I did have a good wank reason to relieve my erection:

I had this perpetually horny jizz fiend of a girlfriend who was always trying to make me cum in my pants when we were amongst friends by rubbing my cock through my trousers in a dry humping sort of way. She was a clever cum slut, though, listening intently to my breathing or taking my penis pulse through its throbbing erection sensitive to any overt sexual signals I was ready to cum. If she detected even the slightest thrust or throb or gasp from my genital direction, she’d stop her sexy prick tease penis massage short of orgasm, just leaving me with a sticky mess of precum in my pants to wallow in all day with nary a horny hint of sexual relief to cum.

Let’s be honest, was a sweet little love note saying, “I owe you an orgasm,” too much to ask so I could collect an IOU cum on demand? :~?

However, I can’t say I didn’t enjoy her cruel cock torture (apart from the penis pain problem peeing with an erection primed and ready to pop a load of jizz in my jeans immediately afterwards), since my typically tumescent teen cock craved any tactile genital attention it could get just to experience the most welcome touch of an unfamiliar hand – or any other body part, in her case, typically her sexy ass – masturbating me. Looking back in erotic retrospect over my adolescent years, I guess it was kinda kind of her not to make me cum embarrassing semen stains on my pants, as a little dribble of precum is far less obvious evidence of sexual activity.

But, my unrequited orgasms aside, sometimes the need to cum is so strong in a sexually charged situation that you suffer spontaneous ejaculation sans stimulation, as was the case for male genitalia girl Janeen Junkstuffer jacking off two cocks at once but cumming without wanking to a hands free orgasm of phallic female ejaculation as seen with synchronized sex handjob buddies Erica Erect & Brittany Batterblaster below…

…but, as much as I enjoy the mental mutual masturbation to simultaneous orgasm of continuing my spontaneous cum shot conversation with you (well, more of a penis monologue on my part, really), I’m sure you’d rather watch our three beautiful big boner babes in the extremely well-endowed dickgirls threesome between Brittany Batterblaster, Erica Erect, & Janeen Junkstuffer…

        

        

        

…in a preview of their Spontaneous Cum Busting video from Futanaria.com:

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