To be perfectly honest to the dude and other hermaphrodite lovers, I wasn’t really planning to blog Raging Erectile Attraction. Until I watched the video, that is, since the girls’ sweet little back-story kinda reminded me of how I came to meet my wife. Oh, and speaking of the missus, she recently found herself on some website for “cum eating women who live on a diet of cum” and came across a cocktail recipe for cum in your mouth she shared with me: Basically, it’s a bit of Bailey’s Irish Cream mixed with lime juice so the curdling of the cream induced by the addition of citric acid is supposed to resemble the texture and consistency of a cum shot. However, having drunk a smooth, creamy Bailey’s with citrus juice in once before, I’m sad to say you just don’t get that squeaky teeth feeling ejaculating a big load of jizz in your mouth can bring. No, for a more realistic cum cocktail, you need to explore alternative ejaculation recipes like the one Mandy Mainvein and brand new dickgirl Sabrina Stifferstem from Futanaria were caught drinking below…
…but back to their back-story; much like Sabrina & Mandy, my wife & I met on the internet (albeit not on an internet dating site, truth be told). We spent the first month just chatting and, due to the fact she had no profile photos plus the sexually ambiguous nature of her screen name, I didn’t know what she looked like or even what gender she was! But, still, we fast fell in love.
Over time, we exchanged photos (hers being fairly innocent & conservative whereas I was wont to throw in the occasional cock shot every now & again) and engaged in frequent mutual masturbation sessions from the cyber-sex perspective, but on-line love and lust combined remained unrequited in real life. Trouble was, I lived 5,000 miles away and wasn’t in a position to travel at the time due to “personal circumstances” so, in the end, we had to wait six long months before we could see if reality would live up to the fantasy.
When we finally did meet face to face, what started out as a warm embrace of greeting soon found us totally naked and fucking on the floor like a pair of horny hares within minutes of our first kiss. But, to cut a long sex story short (despite every last detail being indelibly etched on my pornographic memory forever), that was 10 years ago and we’re happily married now, so ours seems a sordid tale of an illicit internet affair gone good (for a change).
But is it a change, really? Or does our personal experience of successfully finding love on the internet simply serve to dispel several firmly held yet fallacious myths about sex, relationships and internet romance? To wit…
1. People are fundamentally dishonest on-line; lying, posting fake photos and misrepresenting themselves in an effort to gain your trust under false pretenses (I’ve never encountered so much honesty as I have on the ‘net, maybe the rare case of feeling free to let your true self come out to play).
2. Finding a soul mate must be love at first sight (wrong again, since I fell in love with mine long before ever seeing what she looked like or even knowing what gender her genitals might be; she could have had a penis and a pussy for all I cared (although, when I finally did see her photo, I must amusingly admit the first thought to cross my mind was “blondes aren’t my type”)).
3. If a girl has sex on the first date, she’s not appropriate marriage material (don’t even get me started on this one as, even if she’s a total slut fucking anything with a penis and pulse, count yourself lucky – a girl who likes sex and knows her mind well enough to fuck on a first date is hard to cum by, lest I get on to the sexual double-standard of gender inequality this sexist stereotype borne of an unfair and outdated Puritanical attitude promotes).
4. It’s impossible to find true love on-line because the internet is full of porn perverts just looking for casual sex with no strings attached (then again, she & I are a couple of porn perverts who still look for NSA sex on the ‘net! ;~P).
…ah, but I’ve gone off on a tangent for quite long enough here, so let’s join Mandy Mainvein and her new-found sexy hermaphrodite girlfriend Sabrina Stifferstem (what was it FetishIzMe was saying about Futanaria introducing too many new girls?) as phallic female friends with big boner benefits falling in lust and fucking on the first date before cumming like a firehose to fill up two glasses and share a cum cocktail (jizz & tonic?) in some sample photos and my own personal preview trailer (replete with close-up hermaphrodite sex perspectives) of their Raging Erectile Attraction video at Futanaria.com:
Share and Enjoy