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Kissing and Fucking on the First Date Rules of Raging Erectile Attraction

Thursday, October 27th, 2011

To be perfectly honest to the dude and other hermaphrodite lovers, I wasn’t really planning to blog Raging Erectile Attraction. Until I watched the video, that is, since the girls’ sweet little back-story kinda reminded me of how I came to meet my wife. Oh, and speaking of the missus, she recently found herself on some website for “cum eating women who live on a diet of cum” and came across a cocktail recipe for cum in your mouth she shared with me: Basically, it’s a bit of Bailey’s Irish Cream mixed with lime juice so the curdling of the cream induced by the addition of citric acid is supposed to resemble the texture and consistency of a cum shot. However, having drunk a smooth, creamy Bailey’s with citrus juice in once before, I’m sad to say you just don’t get that squeaky teeth feeling ejaculating a big load of jizz in your mouth can bring. No, for a more realistic cum cocktail, you need to explore alternative ejaculation recipes like the one Mandy Mainvein and brand new dickgirl Sabrina Stifferstem from Futanaria were caught drinking below…

Two girls sharing their cum cocktail recipe at Futanaria.com

…but back to their back-story; much like Sabrina & Mandy, my wife & I met on the internet (albeit not on an internet dating site, truth be told). We spent the first month just chatting and, due to the fact she had no profile photos plus the sexually ambiguous nature of her screen name, I didn’t know what she looked like or even what gender she was! But, still, we fast fell in love.

Over time, we exchanged photos (hers being fairly innocent & conservative whereas I was wont to throw in the occasional cock shot every now & again) and engaged in frequent mutual masturbation sessions from the cyber-sex perspective, but on-line love and lust combined remained unrequited in real life. Trouble was, I lived 5,000 miles away and wasn’t in a position to travel at the time due to “personal circumstances” so, in the end, we had to wait six long months before we could see if reality would live up to the fantasy.

When we finally did meet face to face, what started out as a warm embrace of greeting soon found us totally naked and fucking on the floor like a pair of horny hares within minutes of our first kiss. But, to cut a long sex story short (despite every last detail being indelibly etched on my pornographic memory forever), that was 10 years ago and we’re happily married now, so ours seems a sordid tale of an illicit internet affair gone good (for a change).

But is it a change, really? Or does our personal experience of successfully finding love on the internet simply serve to dispel several firmly held yet fallacious myths about sex, relationships and internet romance? To wit…

1. People are fundamentally dishonest on-line; lying, posting fake photos and misrepresenting themselves in an effort to gain your trust under false pretenses (I’ve never encountered so much honesty as I have on the ‘net, maybe the rare case of feeling free to let your true self come out to play).

2. Finding a soul mate must be love at first sight (wrong again, since I fell in love with mine long before ever seeing what she looked like or even knowing what gender her genitals might be; she could have had a penis and a pussy for all I cared (although, when I finally did see her photo, I must amusingly admit the first thought to cross my mind was “blondes aren’t my type”)).

3. If a girl has sex on the first date, she’s not appropriate marriage material (don’t even get me started on this one as, even if she’s a total slut fucking anything with a penis and pulse, count yourself lucky – a girl who likes sex and knows her mind well enough to fuck on a first date is hard to cum by, lest I get on to the sexual double-standard of gender inequality this sexist stereotype borne of an unfair and outdated Puritanical attitude promotes).

4. It’s impossible to find true love on-line because the internet is full of porn perverts just looking for casual sex with no strings attached (then again, she & I are a couple of porn perverts who still look for NSA sex on the ‘net! ;~P).

…ah, but I’ve gone off on a tangent for quite long enough here, so let’s join Mandy Mainvein and her new-found sexy hermaphrodite girlfriend Sabrina Stifferstem (what was it FetishIzMe was saying about Futanaria introducing too many new girls?) as phallic female friends with big boner benefits falling in lust and fucking on the first date before cumming like a firehose to fill up two glasses and share a cum cocktail (jizz & tonic?) in some sample photos and my own personal preview trailer (replete with close-up hermaphrodite sex perspectives) of their Raging Erectile Attraction video at Futanaria.com:

Raging Erectile Attraction photos from Futanaria

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Raging Erectile Attraction video from Futanaria
 

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Lady Gaga not a Hermaphrodite
…but this Sexy Redhead is! ;~)

Tuesday, October 11th, 2011

[Update: Special thanks to RT for pointing out the error of my ways. I’ve since fixed the preview video and added a download link below… :~)]

Imagine my disappointment at reading this article at Starcasm.net (so why do I insist on calling them Stargasm instead?) which featured the following Lady Gaga pussy flash photo sadly proving once and for all to my shock & horror that… *gasp* …the lovely Lady Gaga is not a hermaphrodite after all, simply sporting a pussy piercing where her penis should be! Oh well, that’s that intersexed female pop star phallic fantasy quashed forever. Honestly, I was hoping she’d be packing a penis in her pants – you know, a reasonably large cock at least the big dick dimensions of sexy redhead hermaphrodite Brittany Batterblaster from Futanaria.com (the latter as shown with a boner below just for sexy side-cock to cute cunt but no cock comparison’s sake)…

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…meh, you can’t have everything, I guess (after all, where would you put it?). But getting to see gorgeous ginger dickgirl goddess Brittany‘s beautiful big fat boner on its own like that brings me up to another, yet unrelated, point. Over on her Big Tits Transexuals blog, my wife recently mentioned the fact she prefers her shemale porn solo. To wit, “I would rather see the object of my desire displaying her womanly curves and her fabulous fem-cock to the camera all on her own than see some other lucky sod getting his ass fucked or fucking the ass of MY tranny. I also appreciate that not everyone feels the same as I do, especially as I am a woman and most of you, reading this, are men. I know that there is a difference in what we like to masturbate to, as a rule, as different genders. Nature’s a bitch like that.” Well said, that (wo)man!

However, I’m not entirely sure her female perspective on porn is so gender specific, since I feel pretty much the same. For all my talk about seeing the penis as a fashion accessory in boy / girl porn, when I “cum” right down to the heart of the matter, getting girls alone provides far more masturbation fantasy potential. Yes, it’s nice to to see dick girls enjoying each other in a phallic busty lesbian orgy of ambiguous genitalia every once in a while…

Busty lesbian orgy of girls with ambiguous genitals from Futanaria.com

…but where can you find room to fit yourself in the picture? No, it just goes to prove that, sometimes, even two’s a crowd. Which is why I take such great penis pleasure in whenever Futanaria features a solo set since you get a sexy girl jacking off her genitals just for you, providing ample opportunity for you to offer to lend her a helping hand or mouth or wherever else amongst your anatomy as a suitable pseudo-sexual orifice to accommodate her cock!

And that’s where big boner babe Brittany Batterblaster “cums” in, flashing her pussy and waving her penis in your genital direction (I’m just a little bit disappointed she’s shaved, since I was really curious to see if she had ginger pubes hiding behind her big “mommy balls” (don’t blame me! you’ll have to watch the video for that one)), all the while offering erotic encouragement for you to make her cum until her erection explodes in orgasm like some giant jizz fountain as she offers to share her sweet girl semen to taste in pics and clips from her phallic female ejaculation video at Futanaria.com:

Brittany Batterblaster sexy redhead hermaphrodite photos from Futanaria

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Brittany Batterblaster sexy redhead hermaphrodite video from Futanaria
 

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Pregnant Hermaphrodite Belly Cum Massage

Monday, September 12th, 2011

The benefits of semen massage are manifold. Not only can its zinc content contribute to the reduction of acne, but cum also contains vitamins C & B12, both of which serve to nourish the skin and increase elasticity, thus reducing wrinkles, dry skin, stretch marks and the appearance of ageing. And, seeing as stretch marks are a most serious issue during pregnancy, where better to rub cum massage “lotion” than on the boobs & belly of a pregnant woman?..

Pregnant hermaphrodite cum massage video from Futanaria.com

…or a pregnant hermaphrodite (since it seems our pretty preggo girl’s got a penis in the photo above (so I can’t help but wonder whether it was natural self-insemination that got her up the duff?))! Lucky for her, the childbearing Caitlyn Cumgusher was able to recruit beautiful busty blonde dickgirl Abby Armshlong to assist in administering her sensual semen massage therapy session and, considering both girls can ejaculate jizz for minutes on end, there’s more than enough cum shots to go ’round her big pregnant belly cream pie in these sexy sample photos and brief preview trailer from their Boobs, Belly & Boners nearly half hour cum massage video at Futanaria.com:

Pregnant hermaphrodite Belly, Boobs & Boners photos from Futanaria

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Pregnant hermaphrodite Belly, Boobs & Boners video from Futanaria
 

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Hermaphrodite Heaven Index & Model Directory

Monday, September 12th, 2011

Just a sexy girl dick heads-up to let you know I’ve created a dickgirl’s model directory / index for Hermaphrodite Heaven listing all the Futanaria models with their most essential tits and cock size statistics as well as a description and links to all the herm blogs here within which they appear. Just click on the banners below or above to take a look, and stay tuned since I’m now in the process of editing photos & video clips for our very next futanari blog!

Hermaphrodite Heaven Index & Futanaria Model Directory

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Golden Shower Dick Girls Pissing & Cumming – Hermaphrodite Watersports Anyone?

Thursday, September 8th, 2011

Golden showers fill your eyes, I’ll await your piss surprise, pee pretty darling, do not dry, and I will drink your love hole pie-eee…

My only experience with watersports (and, no, we’re not talking swimming, skiing & diving here) was letting a girl hold my penis while I pee. Trouble was, the moment she touched my cock, I started getting an erection (and those of you who’ve tried to piss through a stiffy will know just how much of a problem peeing with a hard on can be, let alone when someone else is trying to aim it for you). The worst thing, though, was that I had sex with her earlier and find it quite painful pissing after I’ve cum since, although not anatomically correct, it feels like my urethra has got some sort of piss vs semen backwash effect going on. Thus, for me, sex and piss just don’t mix.

…once I wizz away, my big fat boner, once I wizz away, my big fat bone, pee pretty darling, do not dry, and I will drink your love hole pie-eee…

However, I have a fair few friends who are into watersports, ranging from getting turned on watching girls peeing to a full-on piss-soaked fuck-fest! So, despite the fact I’m not a pee fetish fan myself (although I might be willing to give it a go in the virtual sense should Nintendo ever come out with a Wee Sports package), it would be remiss of me not to blog a proper piss-up. And so, today’s futa fetish feature shall be Piss Showers of Bliss starring Zoey Zipperipper, Erica Erect & Penny Pistol from Futanaria.com

Three girls jacking off big cocks to wank along with Zoey Zipperipper, Erica Erect & Penny Pistol from Futanaria.com

…but, before we get to that, I also need to tell you about a wee little format change here on Hermaphrodite Heaven. To wit, we’re switching to embedded videos based on popular demand so, rather than getting the usual new-half dozen of 20 second video clips, I’ll be making movie trailer-type tube-style videos to provide a better and more comprehensive preview of all the erotic action therein. Of course, for those of you porn collectors who (like myself), prefer to archive and view them off-line because inline videos annoy the tits off you, I’ll include a video download link after the embedded video version.

…girl, you’re gonna carry that wee, carry that wee a long time, girl, you’re gonna carry that wee, carry that wee a long time…

Right, then, on with the Piss Showers of Bliss! The video starts off with our enormously erect and talented Erica with her head between her knees, giving herself a DIY blowjob alone on the couch. However, it being Karmic law that someone will always walk in on your when you’re wanking, it soon becomes a case of mouth masturbation interrupted as Penny & Zoe wander in only to find our female fellatrix couched in a most compromising position. Once they stop pointing and laughing at her surprise phallic feeding, the penis equipped pair take an intense autoerotic interest in her amazing solo oral sex skill, so Erica provides a practical demonstration of her fine autofellatio technique as her cock curious onlookers get more close-up and personal.

…I never give you my piss load, I only jizz you ejaculation, and in the middle of my masturbation, I break down…

And, as you’d expect, it’s not long before the other two girls try self-sucking their own cocks, only to find their less well-endowed phalli don’t reach! Zoey even tries to lend a helping hand by squeezing her big tits against Penny’s ass in the hope of pushing her penis into her mouth, but her small cock is not long enough to even touch her tongue. :~( After several somewhat funny but failed autofellatio efforts, it appears poor Penny decides, “Piss on this!” (literally) and begins urinating on the girls as a wee tits wet t-shirt contest commences with a piss filled Penny peeing all over boobs and faces (please note I said “faces” not “faeces”, as the latter is a totally different fetish :~P).

…girl, you’re gonna carry that wee, carry that wee a long time, girl, you’re gonna carry that wee, carry that wee a long time…

Then, as if to show girls can pee standing up, Penny gets on her feet as our tits and cock couple kneel in piss worship before her. However, when our pretty pair of phallic lesbians begin taking more of an interest in each other than Penny’s perpetually pissing penis, she takes advantage ot the two girls kissing by sliding her cock between their locked lips to get a two-on-one blowjob but starts peeing in their mouths instead! It’s then we learn that, apparently, contracting piss in mouth disease makes girls horny since it’s soon back up on the couch for a pee-soaked mutual masturbation session.

…and in the end, the piss you take, is equal to the piss, you make.

Once all three well-endowed women get caught wanking off in a watersports orgy until we find our trio of masturbating girls pissing and cumming at the same time (I thought they weren’t supposed to cross the streams! no, wait, that’s Ghostbusters), we see just how peesome a threesome can be! But, as this blog is in danger of getting too silly for it’s own good (truly, I was just about to tell you how I had a 4th of July essay rejected at school because I’d entitled it “You’re a Nation, America!”), I’ll stop to show you darling dickgirls Zoey Zipperipper, Erica Erect & Penny Pistol in some sample photos and my preview trailer from their Piss Showers of Bliss video from Futanaria.com:

Piss Showers of Bliss photos from Futanaria

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Piss Showers of Bliss video from Futanaria
 

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The Great Penis Size Debate

Tuesday, August 16th, 2011

Today’s herm blog is dual-purpose (as if live futa hermaphrodite dickgirls aren’t already dual-purpose in and of themselves): First, I wanted to share some clips from the Cumming Between a Couple video from Futanaria I’d featured photos from in my Biggest Penis Girl 3rd Wheel in Threesome blog but, even before that, address the continuing cock size debate that’s been raging like an enormous erection in need of relief ever since I’d uttered the fateful phrase, “Hey, girl, your penis is too big,” a little over a year ago…

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…as far as the great penis size debate is concerned, we’ve had comments ranging from small penis lover HermLvrX who personally prefers his futas with “embarrassingly small cocks” or even “clit-dicks” (although I’m not sure from his ambiguous genital reference if he meant male or female clit-dicks (but, yes, HLX, V & I were most amused)), to extra large penis protagonist zeeg who’d simply enquired, “Why do you people hate big cocks so much?”

Oh, and for those unfamiliar with the female clit-dick concept, here’s one on real hermaphrodite or just giant clitoris girl Lisa Cock from My Vagina Site

Real hermaphrodite or just ambiguous genitals girl with a giant clit-dick Lisa Cock on My Vagina Site

…but, girl with a big clit / small penis hermaphrodite potential aside and getting back on to our burning cock size question (ouch, I didn’t think that sentence through, did I?), we don’t really hate big cocks here. To be honest, the simple phallic fact of the matter is that we love a large penis as long as it’s practical! In other words, can you fuck it? Can you suck it? Or just stand back and admire it for the well-endowed wonder of sexual anatomy it is?

Of course, I can only speak from the shared penis perspectives of my wife & I (since it would be very wrong to assume that our strange and quite possibly perverse sexual preferences are the same as everyone else’s) but, when we invite a spare cock to share our bed, our marital sex motto has always been “the bigger the better” for such bonus boners as long as you can actually do something with them. And, since DVP is a favorite threesome fucking activity for us, to say penis size doesn’t matter would be a phallus-y fallacy at best! From past experience, we’ve found that anything less than a 7.5 to 8-inch long penis proves problematic in such 2-on-1 (or, more accurately, 2-in-1) swinging sex scenarios (i.e. it tends to fall out as our double fuck ensues)…

Dick girls guide to penis size comparison with Porsha Peckerhard, Brittany Batterblaster & Heidi HugeTube from Futanaria.com

…so looking at the sexy ladies in my penis size comparison chart above (but trying hard not to sound like some gigantic genital version of Goldilocks and the Three Bears), it doesn’t take a pocket rocket scientist to see that 17-inch Heidi HugeTube’s well-hung hard-on is too big (her giant genital girth alone proving an extreme challenge to cock in cunt cohabitation), 6.5-inch Porsha Perckerhard’s petite prick is too small (to wit, we’d end up in a fucking “free willy” situation with hers), but just a little longer than 10-inch penis Brittany Batterblaster’s big boner is just right for sharing pussy with another penis!

But fucking isn’t everything (and butt fucking isn’t anything, since we don’t do anal sex either way), so I expect even an unfeasibly well-endowed human with the biggest penis in the world would be welcome in our humble home. So “cum into our parlour, set beside, undo your fly,” and I’m sure we’ll find something to do to relieve your rigid erection of its swollen balls’ bounty! If we can’t fuck it, there’s always a blowjob. If we can’t suck it, there’s always a titfuck. And, if your dick’s too big to fit between a nice pair of tits, then we’ll just have to explore more creative masturbation methods to wank you off!..

Other ways than sex to please a giant penis with Porsha Peckerhard, Brittany Batterblaster & Heidi HugeTube from Futanaria.com

…after all, what’s the point of a do-it-yourself handjob, just jacking off jizz all alone in the corner when you’ve got a horny couple of cock hungry cum sluts both ready and willing, able and eager to at least lend a helping hand in your auto-erotic effort to ejaculate an orgasm (or am I making it far too obvious we’ve not enjoyed the company of cock for a long time cumming since our last?)? Anyway, before this blog turns into some sort of swinger’s personal ad for a couple seeking an extra large penis partner to share, I’d best move on to our Cumming Between a Couple video preview, of which…

Futanaria writes (of this desperate for sex scene):

Porsha has hot sex with Brittany while her girlfriend Heidi jerks off and watches. Porsha and Heidi have been in a relationship for a while but Porsha is mad because she can’t fit Heidi’s massive dong in her tight pussy. Heidi has the great idea of having her friend Brittany fuck Porsha. When Porsha meets Brittany it’s love at first sight. The two immediately start getting it on sucking, 69ing and making-out. Heidi tries to join in but Porsha pushes her away so she sits off to the side, jerking her giant cock frustratingly. Brittany fucks Porsha doggy and missionary. While being fucked Porsha busts a huge load in her condom then Brittany puts the full condom in her mouth and Porsha dangles in on her ass. Heidi cums and shoots thick streams of jizz across Porsha and Brittany as they continue to fuck!

…and so, without further well-endowed ado, a handful of highlights in clips from the massive cock Cumming Between a Couple video at Futanaria.com:

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Cum on My Pillow, Stains in My Heart, Over You

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2011

When I first saw lovely long penis dickgirl Lauren Lancealot having two orgasms in rapid succession – cumming first masturbating herself by dry humping a pillow and then coaxing out her second cumshot with a semen lubricated self titfuck (and no “second cumming” jokes, please), a silly song from my youth sprang to mind that went something like, “I am happy, I am gay, coz I cum twice a day, I’m your mailman. I don’t mess with keys or locks, I just stick it in your box, I’m your mailman. I can cum in any kind of weather, coz I’ve got a bag that’s made of leather,” and so on. But, when I really began to pay attention to the introspective mood Lauren was in…

Lauren Lancealot turns introspective, waxing poetic on her cock and tits before a hard shaft stroking session at Futanaria.com

…it inspired me to wax poetic on her penis with an erotic tale of unrequited lust – you know, like when you’re missing someone so much you can’t help but begin masturbating over memories of them (thus granting them great power in every orgasm you offer, if the sexual metaphysics of masturbation are to be believed). But, since I started out with a funny sex song today, I might as well just carry on in the same manner. To this end, I’ve taken the liberty of changing the lyrics to “Tears on My Pillow” by Little Anthony and the Imperials to go something like this (with wank tits bits in doo wop fashion)

You don’t male member me
(But) I masturbate to you
‘Twas cock so long ago
You drained my balls in two
Cums on my pillow (tits wank, tits wank)
Stains in my heart (tits wank)
Over you (tits wank, tits wank, tits wank, tits wank…)

If we could screw again
I wouldn’t masturbate
I’d gladly take your jizz
On tits and hands and face
Cum on my pillow (tits wank, tits wank)
Stains in my heart (tits wank)
Over you (tits wank, tits wank, tits wank, tits wank…)

…and so, by popular request (and since my silly cum on titties ditty probably won’t many of it’s own), I give you Lauren Lancealot in just a few fine phallic photos & clips from her Hard Shaft Stroking Session video at Futanaria.com:

Lauren Lancealot in Hard Shaft Stroking Session photos from Futanaria

Long penis girl Lauren Lancealot masturbating to two orgasms cumming twice from dry humping her pillow and a self titfuck in her Hard Shaft Stroking Session photos from Futanaria.com photos from Futanaria.com    Long penis girl Lauren Lancealot masturbating to two orgasms cumming twice from dry humping her pillow and a self titfuck in her Hard Shaft Stroking Session photos from Futanaria.com photos from Futanaria.com    Long penis girl Lauren Lancealot masturbating to two orgasms cumming twice from dry humping her pillow and a self titfuck in her Hard Shaft Stroking Session photos from Futanaria.com photos from Futanaria.com

Long penis girl Lauren Lancealot masturbating to two orgasms cumming twice from dry humping her pillow and a self titfuck in her Hard Shaft Stroking Session photos from Futanaria.com photos from Futanaria.com    Long penis girl Lauren Lancealot masturbating to two orgasms cumming twice from dry humping her pillow and a self titfuck in her Hard Shaft Stroking Session photos from Futanaria.com photos from Futanaria.com    Long penis girl Lauren Lancealot masturbating to two orgasms cumming twice from dry humping her pillow and a self titfuck in her Hard Shaft Stroking Session photos from Futanaria.com photos from Futanaria.com

Long penis girl Lauren Lancealot masturbating to two orgasms cumming twice from dry humping her pillow and a self titfuck in her Hard Shaft Stroking Session photos from Futanaria.com photos from Futanaria.com    Long penis girl Lauren Lancealot masturbating to two orgasms cumming twice from dry humping her pillow and a self titfuck in her Hard Shaft Stroking Session photos from Futanaria.com photos from Futanaria.com    Long penis girl Lauren Lancealot masturbating to two orgasms cumming twice from dry humping her pillow and a self titfuck in her Hard Shaft Stroking Session photos from Futanaria.com photos from Futanaria.com

Long penis girl Lauren Lancealot masturbating to two orgasms cumming twice from dry humping her pillow and a self titfuck in her Hard Shaft Stroking Session photos from Futanaria.com photos from Futanaria.com    Long penis girl Lauren Lancealot masturbating to two orgasms cumming twice from dry humping her pillow and a self titfuck in her Hard Shaft Stroking Session photos from Futanaria.com photos from Futanaria.com    Long penis girl Lauren Lancealot masturbating to two orgasms cumming twice from dry humping her pillow and a self titfuck in her Hard Shaft Stroking Session photos from Futanaria.com photos from Futanaria.com

Long penis girl Lauren Lancealot masturbating to two orgasms cumming twice from dry humping her pillow and a self titfuck in her Hard Shaft Stroking Session photos from Futanaria.com photos from Futanaria.com    Long penis girl Lauren Lancealot masturbating to two orgasms cumming twice from dry humping her pillow and a self titfuck in her Hard Shaft Stroking Session photos from Futanaria.com photos from Futanaria.com    Long penis girl Lauren Lancealot masturbating to two orgasms cumming twice from dry humping her pillow and a self titfuck in her Hard Shaft Stroking Session photos from Futanaria.com photos from Futanaria.com

Lauren Lancealot in Hard Shaft Stroking Session videos from Futanaria

Long penis girl Lauren Lancealot masturbating to two orgasms cumming twice from dry humping her pillow and a self titfuck in her Hard Shaft Stroking Session video from Futanaria.com    Long penis girl Lauren Lancealot masturbating to two orgasms cumming twice from dry humping her pillow and a self titfuck in her Hard Shaft Stroking Session video from Futanaria.com

Long penis girl Lauren Lancealot masturbating to two orgasms cumming twice from dry humping her pillow and a self titfuck in her Hard Shaft Stroking Session video from Futanaria.com    Long penis girl Lauren Lancealot masturbating to two orgasms cumming twice from dry humping her pillow and a self titfuck in her Hard Shaft Stroking Session video from Futanaria.com

Long penis girl Lauren Lancealot masturbating to two orgasms cumming twice from dry humping her pillow and a self titfuck in her Hard Shaft Stroking Session video from Futanaria.com    Long penis girl Lauren Lancealot masturbating to two orgasms cumming twice from dry humping her pillow and a self titfuck in her Hard Shaft Stroking Session video from Futanaria.com

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Biggest Penis Girl 3rd Wheel in Threesome

Thursday, July 28th, 2011

Apologies for the perversely pre-emptive strike on this one (i.e. I don’t have the video to blog yet), but I have to say that “Cumming Between a Couple” is the first Futanaria series I’ve been really excited about in a very long time…

Big cock cumming on lesbian couple of hermaphrodites fucking at Futanaria.com

…as, apart from the immense eroticism of the full size cum shot photo from which I made my cover pic, there are two reasons I find this hermaphrodite sex series both intensely arousing and mildly amusing at the same time:

First off, in a nod to my Sympathetic Voyeurism blog, having been recruited as a sort of sexual surrogate in my teens, I can relate to the intense sexual frustration of of playing the voyeur watching a couple have sex with me being left out of the threesome potential of the situation. Although I didn’t sit quietly in the corner jacking off to the live sex show unfolding before my very eyes, all of the other erotic elements are there; vying for the best perspective so I could more clearly see her sexy lips stretching around his cock or the point of pussy penetration once fucking ensued, the sensual and seductive tease of her open mouth with tongue extended in dangerous proximity to my penis in the promise of oral sex but with no blowjob to cum (the phrase “being left high and dry” spurts to mind) and holding her leg up to help them get in the best sex positions for full penetration copulation (the worst part of that being feeling the vibration of his hard and far from tantric thrusts shaking her lithesome thigh flesh); my only consolation being the fact I’d be getting sloppy seconds afterwards, since he was never able to give her an orgasm (despite him having a much bigger penis than mine).

Second, with respect to Keeping it Real (and contrary to my own teen sex experiences as cock-equipped concubine / cuckold in waiting), it’s the girl with the biggest penis that gets left out of the threesome action! Ah, is that poetic genital justice long belated by large penis proxy or what?! :~D But, back to our present reality, remember me complaining about the freakishly gigantic genitalia some of the sex mutant monster cock models of Futanaria have been sporting of late? Well, watching our phallic lesbian couple having sex whilst totally ignoring the big cock babe in the background leaves me with the distinct impression that the live futanari folk have finally cum to accept that bigger isn’t always better when it cums to cock size, too! After all, what’s the use of having a penis too big to fuck? Sometimes, having the biggest cock sucks, but not in a good way ;~), so I’m glad to see they get it.

Anyway, I did so enjoy seeing comparatively normal sized penis pair Porsha Peckerhard and Brittany Batterblaster fucking, leaving unfeasibly well-hung Heidi HugeTube languishing in the intense sexual frustration of being forced to watch them have sex as if an uninvited voyeur left masturbating all by her lonesome in need of relief until her penis explodes in a squirting shower of semen, cumming all over our conjoined couple of hermaphrodites so deep into each other that they’re obviously oblivious to the unexpected bukkake cum bath they’re getting, I just had to share them with you. Of course, I’ll be blogging some clips as soon as I get the video but, for now, just a few fine futanari fetish photos from Cumming Between a Couple at Futanaria.com:

Biggest penis girl 3rd wheel in threesome hermaphrodite sex Cumming Between a Couple photos from Futanaria.com    Biggest penis girl 3rd wheel in threesome hermaphrodite sex Cumming Between a Couple photos from Futanaria.com    Biggest penis girl 3rd wheel in threesome hermaphrodite sex Cumming Between a Couple photos from Futanaria.com

Biggest penis girl 3rd wheel in threesome hermaphrodite sex Cumming Between a Couple photos from Futanaria.com    Biggest penis girl 3rd wheel in threesome hermaphrodite sex Cumming Between a Couple photos from Futanaria.com    Biggest penis girl 3rd wheel in threesome hermaphrodite sex Cumming Between a Couple photos from Futanaria.com

Biggest penis girl 3rd wheel in threesome hermaphrodite sex Cumming Between a Couple photos from Futanaria.com    Biggest penis girl 3rd wheel in threesome hermaphrodite sex Cumming Between a Couple photos from Futanaria.com    Biggest penis girl 3rd wheel in threesome hermaphrodite sex Cumming Between a Couple photos from Futanaria.com

Biggest penis girl 3rd wheel in threesome hermaphrodite sex Cumming Between a Couple photos from Futanaria.com    Biggest penis girl 3rd wheel in threesome hermaphrodite sex Cumming Between a Couple photos from Futanaria.com    Biggest penis girl 3rd wheel in threesome hermaphrodite sex Cumming Between a Couple photos from Futanaria.com

Biggest penis girl 3rd wheel in threesome hermaphrodite sex Cumming Between a Couple photos from Futanaria.com    Biggest penis girl 3rd wheel in threesome hermaphrodite sex Cumming Between a Couple photos from Futanaria.com    Biggest penis girl 3rd wheel in threesome hermaphrodite sex Cumming Between a Couple photos from Futanaria.com

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Extreme Penis Expansion Perspectives

Sunday, July 24th, 2011

Although we’ve already seen scenes from the Giantess & Giant Dick Growth video at Futanaria on my most recent Keeping it Real dickgirl blog post…

Giantess & Giant Dick Growth video from Futanaria.com

…and, although I’ve got another “cumming” soon in my girl’s got a penis pipeline, I wanted to jump in beforehand to respond to tithunt32, who had requested, “Pics? Please, I implore to you.” And so I shall, since I’m happy to see someone who appreciates porn photos as much as I do (in fact, my top 10 favorite porn scenes of all time are in photo rather than video form!).

However, there was another comment on that post which really got me to thinking when FetishIzMe wrote, “Since i am a fan of a number of fetishes, taking expansion porn and hermaphroditism and throwing it into one was in my opinion the closest thing to a home run futanaria has ‘cum’ to in a long time,” because, to be honest, I must admit that I’d never quite got my horny head around the whole Mastasia extreme breast expansion phenomenon…

Breast expansion blog of Mastasia.com    Breast expansion blog of Mastasia.com    Breast expansion blog of Mastasia.com

…and thus had never quite come to regard our darling dickgirls of Futanaria as being it’s extreme penis expansion counterpart, despite having seen both big breast and gigantic genital expansion fetishes represented therein, too…

Breast expansion blog of Futanaria.com    Breast expansion blog of Futanaria.com    Breast expansion blog of Futanaria.com

…but, rather, merely a means of satisfying my growing hermaphrodite fetish (for which I blame my wife) and, as a consequence, tend more toward those sexy series with more erotic realism than their monster sex mutants could provide. Thanks to the thoughts of FetishIzMe, though, I’m now starting to develop a new perspective on extreme porn like this, and so shall endeavor to serve up a balance between the realistic and unbelievable in the future.

So, until then, for tithunt32 and anyone else sharing in our appreciation and passion for porn in photo form, it’s Chelsi Choadload & Abby Armshlong in a few phallic female Giantess & Giant Dick Growth photos from Futanaria.com:

Chelsi Choadload & Abby Armshlong in Giantess & Giant Dick Growth photos from Futanaria.com    Chelsi Choadload & Abby Armshlong in Giantess & Giant Dick Growth photos from Futanaria.com    Chelsi Choadload & Abby Armshlong in Giantess & Giant Dick Growth photos from Futanaria.com

Chelsi Choadload & Abby Armshlong in Giantess & Giant Dick Growth photos from Futanaria.com    Chelsi Choadload & Abby Armshlong in Giantess & Giant Dick Growth photos from Futanaria.com    Chelsi Choadload & Abby Armshlong in Giantess & Giant Dick Growth photos from Futanaria.com

Chelsi Choadload & Abby Armshlong in Giantess & Giant Dick Growth photos from Futanaria.com    Chelsi Choadload & Abby Armshlong in Giantess & Giant Dick Growth photos from Futanaria.com    Chelsi Choadload & Abby Armshlong in Giantess & Giant Dick Growth photos from Futanaria.com

Chelsi Choadload & Abby Armshlong in Giantess & Giant Dick Growth photos from Futanaria.com    Chelsi Choadload & Abby Armshlong in Giantess & Giant Dick Growth photos from Futanaria.com    Chelsi Choadload & Abby Armshlong in Giantess & Giant Dick Growth photos from Futanaria.com

Chelsi Choadload & Abby Armshlong in Giantess & Giant Dick Growth photos from Futanaria.com    Chelsi Choadload & Abby Armshlong in Giantess & Giant Dick Growth photos from Futanaria.com    Chelsi Choadload & Abby Armshlong in Giantess & Giant Dick Growth photos from Futanaria.com

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Keeping it Real

Wednesday, July 13th, 2011

‘Though I can’t help but admit this is a particularly well-aimed cum-shot (especially for a girl)…

Well aimed cumshot from a girl with a giant penis long distance cum in mouth female ejaculation photo from Futanaria.com

(note: cumshot courtesy of futanaria.com)

…I have to say that I’m seriously loathe to blog this series. Having read all your comments on my “Why the long penis?” post, I agree that things have been getting somewhat unrealistic recently where the whole Futanaria fantasy is concerned (with special thanks to the dude for acknowledging I’ve not been given much to work with of late).

For me, my attraction to dickgirl porn is based upon the premise it’s a real girl who just so happens to have a penis as well as a pussy. Thus, I can relate to the sexual sensations she appears to be experiencing since we share the same genitalia (well, on the male side of the equation, at least). In other words, when I see such a dick-equipped girl cumming from her cock, I know what it feels like (as opposed to the comparative mystery of the female orgasm). Even better, though, is when they put the two dramatically different orgasmic experiences together, as it combines the familiarity of seminal ejaculation with the relative unfathomability of feminine ecstasy. And, to that end, I still believe Rachel’s multi-genital masturbation series is the pinnacle of what Futanaria can achieve.

But they need to keep it real (or “closest to normal”, as the Other guy observed). While I certainly don’t mind a girl having a bigger penis than mine or ejaculating far more than I could ever dream of, at least keep her erection realistic so I can relate. All the genital giantism and sexual mutation is wearing rather thin on me (to echo the sentiments of Corporal Punishment, it kinda sucks (but not in the good way)).

On the positive side, though, there do seem to be a couple or series on the horizon which hearken back to the more “classic” Futanaria content, judging by more recent photo updates. However, I tend not to blog these until the video is available as well. Hmmm, mayhaps I should change that, just to give a better idea of what’s “cumming” up! What do you think?

Anyway, the series I’m referring to is, of course, Giantess & Giant Dick Growth starring Chelsi Choadload & Abby Armshlong and, since I don’t have too much to say about this rather unreal and OTT porn video, I’d best let the funny futa folks speak for themselves…

re: Giantess & Giant Dick Growth, Futanaria.com writes:

The girls compare their drastic difference in height, boob size, shoe size, arm size and dick size. They talk about the advantages and disadvantages of having a giant penis vs a normal sized penis. Chelsi asks Abby if she would ever want to be bigger and reveals her secret growth pills. Abby takes one and immediately her dick starts to feel weird. She falls to floor in pain grabbing her crotch. When Chelsi inspects Abby’s dick it has grown into a humongous dong! Abby suddenly is extremely horny with her newly grown dick and immediately has Chelsi lick and jerk off her monster! They lube up and rub their massive cocks together as the they moan and groan in pleasure! They playfully swing their cocks around and smack them together! Chelsi helps Abby jerk her giant dick off till she cums on her own face. Then Chelsi jerks herself off and unloads on Abby who is stroking herself with her hands and feet on the floor!

…and so, I guess all that’s left is for me to show you the preview clips I’d made for the Giantess & Giant Dick Growth video from Futanaria.com:

Giantess & Giant Dick Growth video from Futanaria.com    Giantess & Giant Dick Growth video from Futanaria.com

Giantess & Giant Dick Growth video from Futanaria.com    Giantess & Giant Dick Growth video from Futanaria.com

Giantess & Giant Dick Growth video from Futanaria.com    Giantess & Giant Dick Growth video from Futanaria.com

P.S. Oh, and remember that well-aimed cumshot of rather high-precision penis wielding in our opening pic? I thought, after my moaning missive above, we might as well revisit that gigantic jizz moment in full massive penis masturbation motion as a big boner bonus in the fine phallic form of this somewhat alternative female ejaculation video from Futanaria.com:

Well aimed cumshot from a girl with a giant penis long distance cum in mouth female ejaculation video from Futanaria.com

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Cutie Cum Bath All Girl Threesome Bukkake Orgy

Thursday, June 23rd, 2011

Most girls seem to hate having visible panty lines showing. Personally, I’m not bothered either way (but, then again, I’m a guy), but I do rather like girls with a visible panty bulge (the bigger the better). Generally (or genitally, as it goes), a sexy girl with a bulge in her pants means she’s packing meat (flaps) but, on very rare occasions, it can potentially mean she might be packing a penis in her pants as well! And, once again, I’m not particularly bothered by the gender of a girl’s genitals, just so long as they’re big. Thus, I’d have thought I’d died and gone to hermaphrodite heaven (yay!! he said the title!) if I should happen to “cum” across three girls with visible panty bulges like Traci Tripod, Lana Lovelimbs & Crissy Cockswell from Futanaria.com

Three girls with visible panty bulges from a large penis in their pants at Futanaria.com

…(although I’m not so sure the whole big balls hanging out of your pants leg look, but I’ve never really been a big fan of testicles as a rule). But here I am talking about girls with visible panty lines when I should be focusing on the all-girl bukkake jizz fest that is their Cutie Cum Bath video at Futanaria!

Whether it’s a nice, soapy tit-wank you’re after (honestly, that seems to be the preferred version of a titfuck here in Britain, although past experience masturbating with shampoo and getting soap in my penis hole leads me to question the pleasure of breast sex in such a potentially painful fashion), a double blowjob or triple handjob to cumshot completion, this greedy all-girl bukkake video’s got it! My only complaint is with the first orgasm of the four enormous ejaculations in this master class mutual masturbation movie.

You see, my major issue with mainstream porn is that you might have this massive cock getting a double handjob from two girls at once taking it all the way to the edge or orgasm, then the guy takes over and starts jacking off himself! Is he under the mistaken impression all girls give bad handjobs? That’s simply not true! Perhaps he feels a girl giving a good handjob is hard to cum by and isn’t ready and well-endowed willing to take the erotic risk (thus resorting to ejaculating in the autoerotic sense instead?)? Frankly, in terms of taking my own voyeuristic pleasure in porn, I’d much rather see a huge cock cumming in a girl’s hand rather than that of a guy (but that’s probably because I much prefer the phallic feel of a girl making me cum rather than just mastubating myself off to jizz on her tits in the end, since cumming to the touch of an unfamiliar hand feels sooo much better).

But enough of my strange sexual issues and back to the video, as there’s a rather extended diphallic double cumshot as well (hmm, wonder what having two orgasms at once would feel like?) before our three girls begin bathing in semen with cum covered kisses from the four-fold phallic face full they got earlier. And so, here are Traci Tripod, Lana Lovelimbs & Crissy Cockswell in a few quick preview clips of their Cutie Cum Bath video from Futanaria.com:

Cutie Cum Bath videos from Futanaria

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Longest Penis on Human Quadruped

Tuesday, June 7th, 2011

Although having the longest penis in the world does pose some problems of a sexual nature since you’d never find a pussy deep enough to accommodate much more than a foot-long cock in vagina volume, it’s not without its big boner benefits, either: Autofellatio is hard enough and I’m not nearly as limber as I was in my teens (as it is [TMI alert!], I have to curl my toes under the headboard to get my cock close enough to my mouth for a self-sucking blowjob and, even then, I can only manage to get about an inch of my penis between my lips any more), so having an extra long schlong would certainly help in such difficult autofellation situations.

Further, having an extra long penis would have saved me from many an awkward and embarrassing sexual moments in my sex life as well. For example, I was kneeling on the bed one night with head bowed down to watch my wife suck cock. She looked so cute and sexy giving a blowjob as a sweet yet seductive smile crossed her face (save for the big penis blocking my view) that I couldn’t resist leaning down to kiss her cock sucking lips. But, needless to say, because I don’t have a two foot long cock to my genital credit, the penis between us was not my own!

Oh, and, before I go on, sorry for the sensationalist headline, but I was referring to new arrival Adela Anaconda from Futanaria.com because, as it goes, she’s got one foot on the end of each of her sensually slender legs as well as that additional two feet of dick dangling between them (thus the hermaphrodite human quadruped reference)!..

Adela Anaconda & Dana Doubledong from Futanaria.com

…truly, finding a phallic fetish fantasy girl with a 24-inch penis and a pussy is like the holy grail of female genitalia for me! Although straight sex would be fucking impossible, I’m more of an oral sex fanatic who loves to feel a girl’s engorged genitals in my mouth as I suck her off to orgasm ’til I’ve got her cumming pussy squirting female ejaculation gushing cunt juice down my deep throat (yes, bad grammar and sentence structure, I know). However, I’ve oft complained about cunnilingus in that it would be nice to have my cock in her cunt at the same time, giving her something inside her pussy to push against as the vaginal contractions of orgasm ensue, ‘ though I’ve yet to find a well-hung woman with feminine flaps unfeasibly large enough to perform my special penis in pussy plus cunnilingus combo.

But, given a girl with a 2-foot penis monster like the one-eyed trouser snake extremely well-endowed Adele Anaconda is proudly packing in her pants, I could quite easily suck and fuck her simultaneously. And, no, I really don’t care if my girl has a penis and/or pussy since, when it “cums” to performing fellatio on a female, I’m such a girly blowjob whore that I’d suck her off with oral sex regardless of the gender her genitals might be! Ah, but I appear to be digressing into an ambiguous and sexually ambivalent hermaphrodite fantasy world of my very own making when I should be talking about most amazing genital giant Adela Anaconda at Futanaria instead.

Well, it seems usually well-endowed Adela and her flexible phallus have got together with double penis diphallic dickgirl Dana Doubledong for her horny hermaphrodite hardcore video debut with phallic foreplay inclusive of erotic autofellatio with a double blowjob bonus (and, honestly, seeing two girls kissing a penis has never been so sexy!), a massive big dick licking titfuck / cock sucking combo, a diphallic triple handjob and reach-around blowjob over the shoulder penis slapping before they start fucking for a 2-foot penis pussy stretching sexual mutant lesbian sex scene worthy of a world record (and that’s just in these sample clips provided as a preview!).

And, speaking of world records for sex acts, Adela’s enormous ejaculation deserves an award for long-distance cumshot accuracy alone! Whilst we’ve had a demonstration of non-penetration insemination here before, to see such a gigantic penis ejaculating semen into her girlfriend’s pussy creampie past her sweet jizz soaked ass from afar only goes to prove having a hand cocked pump action cum cannon of a long-bore rifle as an erection is far more anatomically accurate cumming than a little erect penis pistol short ever could be! Ah, butt tits just getting too silly now, so I guess I’d best go blog boobs for a bit whilst the rest of you enjoy a small sampling of photos and clips starring sexually bizarre yet curiously sexy hermaphrodite porn star hardcore dickgirl darlings Dana Doubledong and Adela Anaconda in their Extra Long Schlong Encounter video from Futanaria.com:

Longest Penis Human Hermaphrodite Sex Photos from Futanaria.com

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Eternal Orgasm of the Self Bukkake Cumshot Slut

Tuesday, May 17th, 2011

Lovers of girls with an extra large cock and pussy in their pants unite, as I really need your help. You see, I’ve been following your comments with great interest in my last Futanaria blog and, while I’d love nothing more than to post unbelievably big penis pretties here at Hermaphrodite Heaven on a more regular basis, it all comes down to rankings and stats.

With some of our other porn blogs, it’s been easy to get things like link exchanges from other bloggers or porn forums since things like big boobs and pussy are popular. However, Futanaria offers such unique sex fetish content so far removed and well beyond your mainstream masturbation material, it’s difficult to find anyone who wants to share in our sexy female phallic fantasy. I’ve certainly tried, but such shameless self-promotion of my own site has got me banned from so many sex forums it’s not funny.

So, how can you help? Just spread the word! If you see a sensual series or read an erotic story here that you think others might enjoy, post a link on your favorite porn forum. If you are or know any bloggers or webmasters who might be willing to exchange links with Herm Heaven, ask them to post a comment here and I’ll be more than happy to get in touch! And I give you my own personal penis promise that, as participation in our particular perversion over this new big boner brand of bizarre erotica increases, I’ll be able to post here more frequently than ever!!

Right, then, on with my hermaphrodite blog of the day. While I am currently working on something as Johnny W so rightly assumed, I’m still waiting on the videos for that (here’s a hint: I’ll be taking the extra long suggestions of futalover and Corporal Punishment into account) so, as seeing as he’d made a special request and the dude concurred, I figured that Fine Female with Fuckpole might provide a nice deviant diversion for this interim entry…

Fine Female with Fuckpole video starring sexy extra large penis pretty Traci Tripod from Futanaria.com

…in which we’re introduced to uber sexy new dickgirl Tracy Tripod with a nearly 15-inch cock plus C-cup breasts for enough all natural cleavage to self-titfuck that most massive male member of a third leg she’s sporting! What I noticed first about titanic todger Traci was how this gorgeous girl’s gigantic penis was tapered to from it’s girthy genital base to the sensually slender tip of her dick head (the first photo below shows it best). “She’s got the perfect penis for cock sucking,” I surmised as I imagined a pretty pair of sexy lips stretching around her severely swollen shaft, “not to mention how just trying to deep-throat that magnificent meaty monster of a cock would be a sexual sword swallowing act impossible to follow!”

However, before my mental imagery could mature into a full blown female balls deep fellatio fantasy, I slowly worked my way farther down through the photos to find the luscious lips wrapped around her penis would be her own (and, although not a deep-throat blowjob by any stretch of the esophagus, there are a fair few saliva slathered super sexy autofellatio video moments in this sensual self-sucking series, too!). But, alas, cumming from a blowjob or titfuck was not to be since, soon enough, the giant penis foreplay makes her so hot and horny the girl starts masturbating her well-hung hermaphrodite anatomy to orgasm, stopping only to lick her cock for handjob lubrication.

[Oh, and unless you can’t stop staring at her sexy I’m gonna make myself cum face, beautiful big boobs and pretty massive penis for a minute (well, a few seconds, at least) in that 4th hermaphrodite masturbation video below and start staring at her crotch instead, you’ll miss a nice genital glimpse of cunt cameltoe with a fleshy pink flash of her labia majora from the wardrobe malfunction of flossing her pussy with panties pulling too tight as they strain over sheer size and weight of huge balls fit to burst whilst, bucked up on her knees, our unusually well-endowed woman is wanking away unawares! ;~p]

And then, it’s on to what seems the be that eternal and ultimate orgasm in an endless cumshot to beat off all cumshots, bukkake or otherwise, seeing our poor penis girl can’t stop cumming no matter how hard she tries (hmm, do we think perhaps if she’d just stop jacking off her ejaculating jizz stick so compulsively as she cums to give her tired sex organ’s enormous ejaculating erection a rest, maybe that might help ease off her orgasm a little bit? yes, yes we do. I mean, it’s bad enough she aimed her ejaculation to cum in her mouth before cock milking herself to long distance oral orgasm raw without any desire to taste one of the many erotic recipes with semen in).

Anyway, since I seem to have digressed from the biggest cumshot I’ve ever seen into tasty treats of cum cookery (couldn’t she at least saved her sperm to make some glazed doughnuts with those gallons of genital juices flowing from that proud phallic fountain her penis has exploded into?), I’d best just get on with the photos & videos before I get distracted again. And so, here’s sexy big prick tease temptress Traci Tripod masturbating to an orgasm that lasts longer and feels like forever almost cumming for three minutes straight in an epic cumshot of continuous ejaculation after a small but horny handful of pics preceding my pervy cum bucket of preview clips lovingly prepared in fucking big phallus lust over the full length ab fab 20+minute feature of her Fine Female with Fuckpole video from Futanaria.com:

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Voyeurism & Sympathetic Sensation in the Penis

Thursday, April 21st, 2011

I do enjoy erotic recollections of sordid sex stories from my tender teen years, so it gave me great pleasure to see from the dude’s comment on my phallic female masturbation buddy post requesting the Mommies Doing Daughter video that I’m not the only one! Thus, I’m eager to oblige him on both counts, especially since the following photo of Futanaria dickgirls Erica Erect, Penny Pistol & Zoey Zipperipper from said series brought back yet another fond but dirty masturbation memory from my sexually frustrated adolescent days…

Masturbating girl gets turned on watching her mothers have sex with lesbian hermaphrodites Erica Erect, Penny Pistol & Zoey Zipperipper from Futanaria.com

…but, before I go into that, I’d also like to thank FetishIzMe for his more recent reinforcement of the dude’s sentiments by saying said stories are every man’s dream. While I’m not so sure of that, especially since I didn’t know if the molesting manual appendage was male or female (and I was concentrating too hard on my cock to notice whether there were callouses or not), I was just so happy to feel an unfamiliar hand touching my penis that I didn’t dare open my eyes to find out the gender of this genital groping horny human for fear they would stop!

Right, then, on with the story: Back when I was still but a teenage virgin (albeit after being molested in my “sleep”, although getting a handjob or blowjob doesn’t count as losing your virginity in the technical sense), I was best friends with a couple a couple of years older than myself. But, despite my being a 3rd wheel in their relationship, they never made me feel that way and seemed unusually comfortable around me. Perhaps it was because the boyfriend thought I was gay at the time and didn’t mind his sexy, busty girlfriend having a “GBF” like me (oh, if only he knew the secret crush I had on her!).

My non-threatening “gay” status in his eyes had it’s benefits, too, as they felt free to engage in the more intimate aspects of their relationship in my presence. It started with them just making out in front of me fully clothed, with him fondling her big tits through her t-shirt as she began rubbing his crotch to elicit the erection of a big boner bulge in his jeans. This one time (but not in band camp), he’d even gone so far as sucking her nipples through her shirt then, recoiling in mock horror, would point at the wet patch he’d made with his mouth and shout, “Milk through!” in a playful and teasing yet decidedly juvenile manner.

This forced voyeurism thrust upon me as their friend with benefits (albeit with said benefits being purely visual in nature since I only got to sit on the sidelines watching their live sex show unfolding before my very eyes) became almost unbearable as they began losing their inhibitions completely with me there, her pulling his penis out of his pants and him lifting her shirt, exposing those beautiful big boobs of my then just developing teen breast fetish fantasies. Of course, I couldn’t help but become visibly aroused by the whole sensual scene, although I suspect he thought the raging erection straining against my trousers’ zipper was more due to me getting to see his massive cock than her sexy tits.

And, to be honest, he wasn’t entirely wrong, except that it wasn’t the sight of his throbbing cock that gave me a hard on but, rather, the sympathetic sensation of seeing her sweet, little hand squeezing his penis that sent sexual shockwaves through my system! Although I was too self-conscious to masturbate in front of them (having not yet got to grips with mutual masturbation in my teens), I still nearly creamed my jeans watching her masterfully manipulate his male member in intense genital massage to orgasm as his erection exploded in an enormous ejaculation of cum on her tits. Truly, it was like me getting a handjob by proxy, it was, as I concentrated intently upon the phallic sensation of what it would be like to feel her hand masturbating my cock instead (which did happen, eventually, but that’s another story for another time).

Ever since then, I’ve enjoyed watching girls jack off guys almost as much as getting a handjob myself! In fact, on the odd (and, of late, all too rare) occasion my cock loving wife invites another boy ’round as spare cock for a threesome, I’ll often sit out on some of the foreplay just to relish the visual erotica which invariably transpires when she’s got a new penis to play with, sexy female expert on male masturbation skills that she is. And, although it’s always a worry she’ll finish the poor bugger off to orgasm and make him cum like a jizz bomb before the actual threesome sex commences, some of the personal porn photos I’ve snapped (with permission!) during such horny, hypersexual encounters remain amongst my most treasured masturbatory material.

Now that I’ve cum full circle from voyeuristic teen threesomes long gone by to those of my sex pervert present, I suppose I’d best get back to the hermaphrodite mother / daughter threesome fantasy which served to inspire such fond phallus fetish memories of which wet dreams are made! Even moreso than seeing gorgeous genital mutation girl masturbating in front of her parents having sex like a lesbian couple with cocks on the couch, it was the instant that one mom grabbed daughter’s cock and, although letting go moments later, induced an ejaculation of spontaneous orgasm without physical contact shortly thereafter! But it wasn’t the colossal cumshot which served as sexual stimulation for my prurient mind to remember by mental masturbation those voyeuristic teen tendencies, as all it took was that little penis squeeze before blast off that sent shudders of sympathetic sensation coursing through my cock once again like some genital memory.

And isn’t that the true well-endowed wonder of the whole Futanaria fantasy thing? The fact that we males of the species can indulge in the familiar penis feeling of fucking and cumming with girls from a hardcore porn perspective without having to have a man’s cock in the picture? And thus not be accused of being gay just because we like watching a girl play with a penis instead of herself for a change? Anyway, I’ve reminisced long enough so, as promised, here are sexy dickgirls Zoey Zipperipper, Penny Pistol & Erica Erect in some photos & clips to provide a brief preview of their Mommies Doing Daughter video from Futanaria.com:

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Hermaphrodite Masturbation Buddy with Boobs

Thursday, March 10th, 2011

Having a jack-off buddy is good masturbation fun, as there’s nothing quite like the feel of an unfamiliar hand on your cock wanking you off to orgasm. The very first time I felt someone touch my penis (other than myself, that is), I was bored and pretending to be asleep at a party when, suddenly, a warm hand came to rest on my belly. It wasn’t long before it began slowly moving Southward at a most cautious pace, as if being careful not to wake me up, at length sliding into my pants. The moment I felt it’s overly friendly fingers brush my pubic hair, I got an instant erection from the excitement of never having been touched in a sexual way before, being a totally inexperienced teen virgin and all.

My now throbbing, rock hard cock rose and began crawling up my leg, brushing against my thigh and creating a shifting bulge in my pants as if my penis was extending it’s genital greeting to welcome the manual appendage invading my crotch as it just carried on molesting me in my “sleep”. As my expectant cock made contact, I felt the crotch pube fondling hand recoil momentarily like it was shocked at how forward my phallus was being, but soon it settled back in with curious fingers stroking my penis gently on its sensitive underside. I didn’t dare open my eyes and kept quiet for fear the surprise I was really enjoying their unexpected genital massage might cause whomever was petting my penis to stop. But they did, then pulling their dick tickling hand out of my pants. :~(

My disappointment was short lived, however, as I seem felt the horny hand return to perch on my penis, this time well lubricated with saliva, and clamp phallic seeking fingers tight around my cock to launch into a full blown sloppy in pants handjob! Big boner bliss, it was, as I laid still and silent, secretly enjoying the erotic attention my throbbing erection was receiving from some sex pervert stranger’s touch. The sound of my zipper being pulled down soon followed, presumably as an act of kindness so I wouldn’t jizz in my jeans and wake up a sticky mess of semen soaked clothes in the morning. But it turns out I was being presumptuous, as the next thing I felt was a warm, wet mouth going down on my cock with tongue pressing hard against frenulum and lips locked tight around my swollen shaft. So, in addition to finally having someone to play with my penis, I got my first blowjob ever that night!

The sexy surprise cock sucking oral sex session was sadly short-lived, though, as it was merely a means to an end; an easy way to get more lubrication for the handjob to get to cumshot completion. Squeezing my penis harder this time, the willy wanking hand made more intense in its not unwelcome yet uninvited sexual advances jacking me off with a frantic, rapid-fire handjob fast and furious as if trying to force me to cum in its vise-like genital grip. Responding to this increase in sexual stimulus, my rigid erection erupted in spontaneous ejaculation like the virgin volcano of sperm that it was. But, the very moment my pleasured pulsing penis stopped ejaculating jizz as my first orgasm in the hands of another horny human being subsided, my spent cock was released into the wild, and…

…while there certainly is more to this virgin sex with strangers story, I do believe I’ve rambled on enough for one day. Suffice it to say that, despite my virginity and the frightening fact that I was effectively being molested without express sexual consent on my part, I honestly didn’t mind this strange sex pest penis fondling pervert masturbating me in the least, as having someone to give me a cock massage with a happy ending had been the stuff of my waking and wanking wet dreams for a long time cumming. In retrospect, I only wish I’d reciprocated since, as they say, a really good mutual masturbation buddy is hard to cum by.

I can but imagine if I’d opened my eyes to find my manhood molester had the bizarre sexual anatomy of hermaphrodites Crissy Cockswell or Heidi HugeTube of phallic fantasy dickgirl porn site Futanaria, because having a jack-off buddy with boobs and a giant penis would’ve made those formative years even more perverse than they actually were!..

Jizzing Jack-Off Buddies from Futanaria.com

…the sexy hermaphrodite lovers shot above is from a full photo series which accompanies their Jizzing Jack-Off Buddies video from Futanaria, an amusing albeit sad tale of a sexually frustrated girl with unfeasibly large testicles who just needs to drain her balls dry to get some relief for the lack of sex swollen semen-filled space-hoppers she’s sitting on. But, lucky for her, she’s got a monster cock loving masturbation buddy to cum to her erotic rescue by lending a helping hand jacking off her gigantic penis to orgasm. It all goes tits up, however, when it turns out her most massive cock is too big for a blowjob and her not fully female masturbation buddy is a greedy girl more intent upon getting her own sexual satifsaction than providing on a promise of penis pleasure. The sheer intensity of her sexual frustration cums to a cock head when her abnormally well-endowed woman wanking buddy cums first by jacking off and ejaculating gallons of jizz on her tits and cock whilst leaving our biggest penis girl high and dry (erm, that’s “dry” strictly in the sense of not having achieved orgasm since, in reality, this poor inorgasmic girl is covered in cum from tits to toes) despite the two-handed handjob she has to give herself since the wide cock circumference of her girthy huge penis is too big to fit in one wank hand alone. But, much as in my own somewhat tawdry teenage sex story, our so far sexually insatiable but extremely well-hung hermaphrodite heroine does indeed get her large penis massage with a happy ending in the end because “first cum, first served” far more orgasmic genital girl starts jacking off her donkey dick backdoor slut style using the jizz left over from her early onset orgasm as a sloppy seconds handjob cum lubricant for wanking her cock off to enormous ejaculations and colossal cumshots a happy penis plenty in funny porn female cock pics plus mutual masturbation movie preview clips for the super Jizzing Jack-Off Buddies video from Futanaria.com:

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