Hermaphrodite Heaven

Remember Janeen Junkstuffer & Stefani Spurtsawad from Futanaria, our incredibly well hung pair of super busty hermaphrodites with unfeasibly large breasts and giant penises playing with each other’s tits and cocks before availing their colossal cleavage to a copious cumshot in the biggest titfuck between the largest breasts the world had ever seen?

Well, today’s post is meant as an addendum to that particular busty hermaphrodite blog as our giant penis pair of well-endowed dickgirls have just released the massive mammary masturbation movie shot to complement this sexy series, proving once and for all that girls with big tits need big cocks for a proper titwank (after all, a small penis would just get lost in the orgy of breast flesh ripe for the fucking!)! Sure, there’s big boobs blowjobs all around in this one, too - but, since it’s not every day we get to see such enormous breasts masturbating a massive cock, I thought I’d “breast” concentrate on the tit-fucking bits in the video clips I’ve prepared for today’s colossal chest humping phallic feature film.

And, not only does our gigantic tit-fuck result in one of the biggest cumshots ever to grace such gorgeous gargantuan globes, but the sheer intensity of the boob-induced orgasm starts our big boobed beauty’s huge tits lactating breast milk squirting all over the place! But the action doesn’t stop with a cock in cleavage cumshot conclusion. On the contrary, never being one to waste a big load of cum on tits, seeing the giant jizz-covered juggs glistening in sperm simply inspires our titanic tit-fucker to bury her own massive penis in her fuckee’s freshly cummed cleavage canal for a reciprocal titfuck of her very own (further resulting in this being the first sloppy seconds titfuck video I’ve ever seen as well!)! So let us join Janeen Junkstuffer & Stefani Spurtsawad getting it on booby style in these splendid big cock cumshot busty titfuck lactation videos from Futanaria.com:

    

    

    

Sincerest apologies to The Kinks but, whenever I heard their hit song Come Dancing on the radio, my perverted mind always thought it was Cum Dancing they were singing about. Even the lyrics were a bit different from the innocent sexual innuendo of the original: “All her boyfriends used to cum and call,” “he’d end up blowing off his penis for a week” and “all for a cuddle and a pecker on the cheek” being but a few examples that the erotic implications of real cum dancing brought to bear.

This was just one of many sexual myths and masturbation misconceptions from my formative years. Eccentric Uncle Cyril, to cite another, was never caught dragging his dick through the gravy or waving his penis at passers-by. One phallic fallacy I took quite literally was with regard to the health benefits of cum (as it seemed a waste to catch my cumshot in a tissue and simply discard it after a successful masturbation session, not to mention the Bible’s admonition not to spill your seed on the ground and all).

And my uses for cum after wanking we manifold: Forget the semen dribbling cum sharing “hair gel” incident in There’s Something About Mary (although I’m sure that the high protein content in cum would provide seminal nourishment to one’s hair follicles), my own applications for the issue of orgasm were more selfish in nature in an effort to boost masculinity. Having learned that there were high levels of the hormone testosterone in semen from our sexual health studies in school and knowing that this was the primary agent triggering the development of masculine characteristics such as body hair growth and the deepening of the voice (not to mention the malady of male pattern baldness which runs in the genes of my family but, despite its hereditary nature, is a condition I’ve fortunately escaped), I reasoned that by swallowing my cum after autofellatio self-sucking blowjobs, my voice would get deeper (it did to contrabasso proportions) and rubbing cum on my face after jacking off would help in my efforts to grow a beard (the facial follicle efficacy and beardiness quotient of which you’ll just have to judge for yourselves).

But enough about the commodity cumshot consumption and jizz spreading behaviour of my youth (as I have other places to deposit my cumshots these days and generally ejaculate in the hands or mouth or tits of another (the latter especially so, being mammary gland impaired myself)), let’s meander back to the titular topic of cum dancing as it should be. For this, we’ll need to call upon non-stop erotic dancing dickgirl duo of Caitlyn Cumgusher & Janeen Junkstuffer from Futanaria with both beautiful big boner babes being equally well-endowed with a foot long penis each with an 8 inch girth who, as luck would have it, have a sort of big cock conga line erection rave thing going on with their girthy girl dicks dangling in time to the rhythm of the music!

However, between nuzzling her breasts while stroking her cock and getting down on her hands and knees for a large penis licking taste of Caitlyn’s turgid todger, it’s not long before jackoff queen Janeen gets the horn and suddenly stops dancing for an extended masturbation break jacking off her huge cock whilst Caitlyn carries on with an erotic lap dance dry humping her leg with her hard-on in hopes of encouraging her enormous erection to ejaculation - and ejaculate she does in epic proportions with her huge cock gushing cum up her dirty dancer’s ass (thus lending carnal credence and a touch of truth to the myth that you can get a girl pregnant from dancing with her (although I suppose a nude lapdance with a naked pussy in cum shot proximity to an ejaculating penis does have its inherent dangers)).

After she’s done cumming (which seems to take forever), it’s cock-laden Caitlyn who drops to her knees in the slippery jizz pool of cum on the dance floor (I’m sure Health & Safety would have something to say about this) and starts rubbing her penis in the sticky sperm bath below before grabbing up huge handfuls of cum with which to glaze Janeen’s giant genitals ’til they glisten with orgasmic girl goo. Then, it’s right back to “get down, get down, show your dickie around” (as we used to sing in school, budding perverts that we were albeit blissfully unaware of the human reproductive system and female genital anatomy as exemplified in the quasi-humorous yet sexually misguided schoolyard joke exchange, “What did you have for breakfast?” “Rubber balls and liquor.” “What did you have for lunch?” “Rubber balls and liquor.” “What did you do with your girlfriend last night?” “Rub her balls and lick her.” (blimey! if we’d accidentally cum across a chicks with dicks porn site like Futanaria back then, we’d have been fucked up big time in our sexual development thinking that girls have a penis between their legs, let alone a substantially bigger penis than our own) as our delightfully long dong dancing dickgirls carry on with their big dick boogie time with their glistening genitals covered in cum bobbing boneriffically at the video camera.

My prolific prose in praise of dancing penises and the gorgeous giant genital girls who wield their wanton wonders of nature now exhausted from excessive ejaculation - well, verbally if not genitally - I’d best be cumming to a close and wrap up our big dick disco leaving large penis lovelies Janeen Junkstuffer & Caitlyn Cumgusher to dance and cum another day as we enjoy these dance floor ejaculation videos from Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

    

    

    

Ever since I exposed myself to the fantasy hermaphrodite fetish world of Futanaria and all of the delicious dickgirls therein, I’ve come to realise that it would be a devastating sexual disappointment if I got a new girlfriend and, in due course (as intercourse goes), finally got her naked in bed only to discover to my dismay that she didn’t have a penis! Sure, I like pussy as much as the next guy, but have since become somewhat jaded against female genitalia without a huge cock & balls hanging down to eclipse the clitoris and labia. That said, I like big tits too, so the inconceivable idea of having a boobless girlfriend would be “udderly” unbearable. Likewise, the thought of trying to lead a healthy sex life without vaginas within which to poke my penis causes impenetrable psychosexual peril as well, thus striking busty shemales having both big boobs & big cocks off my list as acceptable “girlfriend material”.

And so, with the formerly gigantic genital gene pool of potential girlfriends to satisfy my strange sexual desires rapidly dwindling down to nearly nought, I can but come to a singular sensible conclusion: Hermaphrodites are the only answer! Indeed, having a sexy hermaphrodite girlfriend would be the best of all possible worlds - tits, cock & pussy in one convenient package…

…however, before I jump to conclusions that having a hermaphrodite dream girl to call my very own would be all of my bizarre sexual fantasies “cum” true in a bucket, I decided it might be sensible to compile a top ten list of pros & cons as to what having a busty girlfriend with a penis would be like:

Having a Hermaphrodite Girlfriend with a Penis and a Pussy - The Pros:

1. She’ll actually appreciate you leaving the toilet seat up after a pee.
2. She won’t mind you jacking off all the time because she does it so much herself.
3. Handjobs are better since she knows how to handle a cock and what feels best.
4. She’ll give you more blowjobs more often since she knows how good it feels.
5. You’ll have a nice, hard handle to hold onto whilst fucking her doggy-style.
6. You need only squeeze her cock to get her in the mood for sex.
7. You’ll know your way around her genitals instinctively rather than being vexed by that perplexing Rubik’s Cunt pussy puzzle most girls have between their legs.
8. You’ll be able to give her a squirting orgasm every time!
9. She’ll just roll over and fall asleep after cumming rather than wanting a cuddle.
10. You can stage a legal cock fight without inciting animal rights activists.

Having a Hermaphrodite Girlfriend with a Penis and a Pussy - The Cons:

1. Your friends will point and laugh at your girlfriend’s big boner bulge whenever she suffers an embarrassing spontaneous erection.
2. Mutual masturbation will result in an even bigger sticky mess than before.
3. When she gives you a blowjob, she’ll expect reciprocal blowjobs in return (and, if your girlfriend is a swallower, you’d best swallow her cum as well if you want to have any chance in hell of getting a cum swallowing blowjob from her ever again).
4. Neither of you will be able to talk during 69-position oral sex.
5. You might well end up accidentally teabagging her testicles during cunnilingus.
6. You’ll have to lift her balls out of the way before fucking her pussy.
7. When she’s spooning you in bed, you’ll know what that “broomstick in the back” complaint is all about.
8. She might get horny at night and fuck you up the ass in your sleep.
9. She’ll just roll over and fall asleep after cumming rather than wanting a cuddle.
10. Does she have a bigger cock than you? Two words: Penis Envy!

Pretty balanced in terms of the benefits and detriments, it seems, so perhaps some erotic visual aids would help in the decision making process. In order to illustrate the broad range of sexual possibilities that having a hermaphrodite for a girlfriend might hold, I’ll call upon darling dickgirls Porsha Peckerhard & Bianca Bonesworth from Futanaria to skillfully demonstrate such succulent hermaphrodite sex fetishes as large penis mutual masturbation with horny handjobs all around, assisted autofellatio with someone to cup your balls and push your head down to help get your cock in your mouth, big dick licking hard sucking monster cock blowjobs both solo and in the 69-position and explosive cumshots wherein one’s wanking buddy kindly holds her hand over your mouth to suppress your orgasmic screams of ecstasy at the enormous ejaculation emanating from your colossal cumming cock and then licking your dickhead clean of cum and leaning in for a deep French kiss that tastes suspiciously of your own semen as expertly exemplified in the explanatory erotica of these two hermaphrodites masturbating each other before busty blonde Bianca shoves her massive penis into little Porsha’s tight pussy and literally commences fucking the cum out of her cock in sexy hermaphrodite photos from their dirty Secret Sex Sleepover series from Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

What is the sound of one cock cumming? Indeed, this deeply philosophical question has plagued man for centuries with its Zen-like cumshot conundrum. Well, at long last, the solution to this vexing riddle has been answered with what may well be the biggest cumshot in the world cumming courtesy of the gigantic genitalia autofellatio orgasm from these record breaking 15 inch long penis self-sucking videos starring extremely well-endowed dickgirl darling Dara Danglemor from Futanaria sucking cock with a pierced tongue blowjob in her large penis princess series! Finally we get to hear the aural erotica of the sound of a gigantic cock squirting cum in her mouth as she self-sucks and jacks off her massive penis pumping away as her excessive ejaculation of sticky semen cascades along the phallic length of swollen shaft like some cum gushing waterfall of spunky spermy goodness dribbling down her gentle genital wanking hand. So pump up the volume and cum with us on this ejaculating journey of both aural sex & oral sex as our monster cock princess (hmmm, leaves one to wonder if a size queen would outrank her?) begins masturbating in bed by self-sucking her giant donkey dick cumming buckets of semen that would have the Biggest Cumshot World’s Record holding Olympic Bukkake Team flush with extreme ejaculation envy (as our delicious Dara Danglemor herself is a one-woman bukkake team indeed) in these cum eating autofellatio videos from Futanaria.com:

    

    

It takes more than big tits to turn me on. Sure, a sexy girl with a penis rarely fails to elicit an erection in my nether regions of naughtiness - said genital engorgement an instinctive reaction to extreme or bizarre sexual mutation in super busty shemales or well-endowed hermaphrodites whether her monster genitals be all natural or surgically enhanced in nature - but, truly, barring some “udderly” gorgeous girl with unbelievably huge tits and an unfeasibly large cock cumming my way, I’m quite a bit more than perfectly content to stick with what I’ve got at home, thank you very much (although my lovely wife really doesn’t get her cock out nearly enough to provoke penis envy in my poorly closeted cock-loving cum-hungry consciousness).

So how about two extremely busty girls with abnormally large genitalia and massive breasts tit-fucking and jacking each other off to get their giant cocks cumming all over their beautiful bodies in sexual mutant mutual masturbation all-girl bukkake action of epic proportions (or should that be all-girl bukakke action? I really don’t know)? Well, that’s got my erectile attention down to a tee (or should that be “up to a tee”?)…

…the two greedy cum-covered bukkake girls in question are big dick-laden maidens of massive mammaries Janeen JunkStuffer and Stefani Spurtsawad from Futanaria (where else?), and the fact that we get treated to a teasing glipmse of Stefani’s pretty hermaphrodite pussy peeking out of her panties in a tiny thong camel-toe of cunt flesh whilst she’s attempting to fuck Janeen’s tender twat doggy-style as we gaze with glorious well-endowed wonder at the curvaceous cusp of her colossal cleavage topless with gigantic breasts exposed in full-frontal nudity (tits or pussy? tits or pussy? I don’t know where to look!) is a big bonus in having an inviting vagina within which to plant the rapidly growing boner in my jeans!

However, it’s when their enormous erections start ejaculating all over each other’s gigantic juggs until their glistening with the super sperm stew of two copious cumshots contributed by both busty babes courtesy of their colossal cocks cumming in mutual mammary masturbation titanic titfuck photos that sends me over the edge into the massive breast sex big tits & cock erotic ecstasy of orgasm cumming courtesy of Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

I’ve watched girls peeing countless times in my life and even peed between their legs whilst they we relieving themselves when I had to take a piss really bad. I’ve watched my wife pissing in a urinal standing up once, too - a rather unique experience which simply bolstered the belief of the blokes with their cocks out pissing beside her that she really does have penis! On the other hand, despite the swinging lifestyle that I enjoy from time to time, I’ve never been into watersports of any description as the erotic allure of watching girls pissing has passed me by completely. However, after seeing these two most gorgeous girls with their giant cocks out pissing together, I cannot help but wonder how it would feel to hold their magnificent massive penises for them as these well-endowed women pee together (why, I’d even shake them off afterwards (ah, but only two shakes per penis, as the piss fairy tells me) or, alternately, lick their dick heads clean of pee should they so desire me to do so!). After all, with beautiful cocks as big as these…

…who wouldn’t want to feel the strong surge of urine coursing through through their huge cocks as the yellow pee stream came gushing out of their powerful penises like a phallic fountain of piss? Forget writing your name in pee on the ground (does that count as a watersport of sorts?), with the sheer volume of urine these two emit, you could compose a whole piss epistle! The powerful penis pee girls in question are none other than Shannon Shaftin & Felicia Femwood from Futanaria and, in the first of the pissing videos below (okay, so it’s the only pissing video clip below), our public urination fetish duo commit the cardinal sin of crossing their pee streams! Have they not seen Ghostbusters? I’m half-expecting these two girls’ piss streams crossing to create a temporal anomaly in the fabric of the space-time continuum opening up a penetrable vortex of darkness filled with penises (which, of course, begs the question of which would be more comfortable to lay on, a bed of big boobs or a large penis massage table?)!

But enough about dick girls pissing (although you must admit mutual urination was a unique topic not previously visited here before) and on to the far more interesting subject of dick girls cumming together in mutual orgasm from interpersonal penis play (or perhaps mutual masturbation would be a less obscure way to put that, although I’ve already used the word “mutual” three times in this sentence (no, wait, that makes four))! Anyway, after they’re relieved themselves in the great outdoors, our penis-equipped pair of pretties venture inside for a bit of big cock worship with Felicia liberating lovely Shannon’s comparatively little penis from her sexy shorts for a head sucking dick licking blowjob whilst our oral sex recipient busies herself squeezing her big boobs and licking her nipples for added sexual stimulation before laying on her back and compressing her soft tit cleavage for a dick slapping titfuck (yes, although Shannon may have the smallest penis on the site, she’s also got the biggest tits (provided we’re talking about large natural breasts, that is, as there are plenty of gigantic boobs and titanic tits of the artificially enhanced variety there as well)).

As the titfucking goes on (and on and on), we witness the first signs of approaching orgasm as glistening rivulets of precum trickle through the cusp of Shannon’s colossal dick fucking cleavage creating the first seminal impressions of a pearl necklace yet to cum whilst Felicia’s nuts-deep 9-inch penis remains totally eclipsed by jiggling breast flesh as she thrusts her huge cock repeatedly into the carnal canal of her titfuck buddy’s tightly squeezed tits as her big balls drag up the voluptuous vixen’s solar plexus. But cumming is not quite on the cards just yet as these two dirty dick girls are hell bent on postponing ejaculation until they can cum together in mutual simultaneous orgasms of immense intensity (and, indeed, wasn’t it the Beatles who wrote, “Cum together, right now, over me?”).

Our delightful dickgirl duo cease their cleavage copulation and instead settle back down onto the couch for some large penis mutual masturbation wherein they commence energetically jacking off each other’s cocks with horny hermaphrodite handjobs until both girls are cumming all over each other, each adding their free hand to their own phallus for two tight two-fisted handjobs at once, turning what was already a pair of copious cumshots into even more enormous ejaculations of epic proportions. Then, still not satisfied that they’ve got their gorgeous genitals covered in cum quite enough, Felicia & Shannon both buck up on their hind legs and - kneeling facing each other with big dicks in hand as if ready for a duelling cock fight - carry on jacking off in prolonged mutual orgasm onto each other’s decidedly less swollen testicles from all of the squirting semen shot from their sperm sticky shafts already!

At length, the two extremely heavy cummers press their colossal cumming cocks together in classic cock-docking fashion whilst phallic female Felicia & busty shemale Shannon take turns lending two helping hands to the huge cock combo for double handjobs all around before getting off their knees and settling back down for a cum soaked cuddle and kiss as semen spent cock congratulations for a two cock double handjob well done to conclude these sexy hermaphrodite masturbation to cumshot photos and big dick girls pissing videos from Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

    

    

    

It wasn’t all too long ago that I did a dickgirl blog in ebullient praise of the glorious genital phenomenon of big boner bulges in tight jeans but, sadly, had no huge cock videos to accompany the large penis pics therein…

…for me, seeing an obvious erection straining against a tight pair of trousers is as bad as seeing girls with big tits in tight tops in terms of their sheer and immense gravitational pull on my eyesight. It’s embarrassing, really, when you’re unable to tear your gaze away from the gigantic genitalia beckoning your attention from beneath their cramped, clothed confines. You just want to reach down, unzip their fly and release heavy handfuls of magnificent erectile flesh of massive penis perfection from its panty prison into the wild whilst exclaiming, “Fly! Be free!” [Okay, so maybe that's just me.]

The worst case of giant genital liberation lust I had to face was at a Halloween party at a pub some years back. There was this guy sitting next to me in a corner booth, having latched onto me earlier in the evening because he was a fan of my music. We’d been chatting about exotic synthesizers and such when I glanced down to notice a growing boner bulge in his tight white jeans (the last time I’d got a raging hard-on from a synth was seeing Kate Bush with her Fairlight CMI IIx on the cover of Keyboard Magazine). That was it for me; his huge cock having successfully usurped every last ounce of my concentration in our polite conversation in an instant.

Big cock slut that I am, I just couldn’t help myself from that point forward. I took a risk an surreptitiously slid one hand onto his knee, at length casually stroking his thigh upward as he spoke until my hand hit the barrier of his bulging dick head. I came to a dead stop, not knowing whether this guy was bisexual or not (thus the risk, especially in such a public place), until I felt his penis pulsing against my digits of big dick desire as if urging me onward in my quest for giant genitals to fondle. I stroked two furtive finger around the ridge of his phallic flange before grasping his swollen shaft between my thumb and forefinger to massage my way up the rapidly expanding length of his throbbing cock growing ever more erect to my attentive touch.

I grabbed his giant genitals full-on, giving his enormous erection a firm squeeze until I saw the telltale signs of a precum stain seeping through his jeans. Honestly, had we not been in public place I would have released his monster cock from its clothed confines, pulled down his pants to his ankles and, diving down beneath the table, gone down on him giving that gorgeous giant penis the big dick blowjob to completion it so richly deserved. Yes, I wanted to make him cum - to feel his colossal cock explode in orgasm and suck his copious cumshot down my throat like a hot jizz & tonic - but, alas, such was not to be. Big boner bloke instead leaned over for a deep snog whilst moving my hand from his crotch out of respect for the polite company surrounding us despite our being sequestered in a dark corner as we were. And, sadly, I’ve never seen him again. :~(

But enough of my unrequited lust for large cocks in tight jeans as it’s far more interesting to see two hermaphrodites with huge boners bulging in their pants kindly relieving each other of their erotic enormous erections with some horny handjobs and blowjobs as well as a bit of large penis hermaphrodite sex to take the edge off their swollen testicles before their big balls burst like two overfilled jizz balloons of ejaculate exploding cum-bustably between their legs, the well-endowed dickgirls in question with colossal cum cannons erect and at the ready being Stefani Stackwell & Caitlyn Cumgusher in dry humping hermaphrodite masturbation videos from Futanaria.com:

    

    

    

Way back in my tender virgin teens as a horny adolescent boy untouched by human hands other than my own (well, in a sexual manner, at least), I used to occupy my time with a lot of fantasy role playing games such as Dungeons & Dragons and the like. However, when I later lost my virginity to the busty slut who happened to be my best friend’s girlfriend (well, his fiancee, actually, the nude mental image of whom fuelled my masturbation thoughts to the point of sexual obsession until that fateful day of my deflowering with my wanking wet dreams and sexual fantasies became reality porn personified), role playing was replaced by sex as my preferred pastime (as it beat masturbating myself raw). Strangely, though, I never integrated the two together, the role playing sex thing having escaped my erotic interest entirely.

It wasn’t until I encountered this big tits kidnap fantasy gallery that I began developing a taste for fantasy role playing porn with sexy scenes of playfully violent sex such as the sadistic forced ejaculation jack-off conquest after the extremely well-endowed shemale giant penis cock fight I’d blogged here not so long ago. Well, leave it to Futanaria to once again cater to my perverse sexual preference in fantasy role playing porn with magnificent massive penis dickgirls Felicia Femwood & Rachel Ramrod playing out a virgin rape fantasy to monster cock in unpenetrated pussy perfection!

This delightfully horny virgin deflowering scene unfolds as Rachel Ramrod, dressed as innocent schoolgirl with pigtails in her hair and that perfect penis protruding out in front of her sexy hermaphrodite body, unwittingly wanders into the home of a transgendered female sexual predator well-hung with a with a huge horse cock only slightly smaller than Rachel’s ravishing ramrod in search of a telephone she can use. Felicia makes the lame excuse that the phone lines are out before turning her prurient attentions to the erect penis hanging between Rachel’s slender legs. Handing what will become her carnal captive a black rose as a symbol of her intent (i.e. the symbolism of dark love as in “you belong to me forever”) to rob this innocent schoolgirl of her virginity and then some, the soon-to-be captor begins casually playing with her victim’s cock whilst remarking at what a very large penis Rachel has as she kneels down to give her erstwhile virgin guest her first blowjob.

Rachel’s eventual rapist first becomes the dominatrix in nature, binding her submissive prisoner’s hands and feet with rope before more blowjobs ensue of the BDSM variety (hmmm, bound blowjob bondage does sound somewhat enticing, doesn’t it?). She then forces bottomless Rachel to stand up and bend over a chair while she wanders off to find some sex toys with which to torture her virgin victim. Upon her return, Felicia begins probing the pretty virgin pussy flashing from between the butt cheeks of Rachel’s sexy ass with a small vibrating dildo to gauge the girth and volume of her vagina to see if it will accommodate the massive cock she’s planning on penetrating her pussy with. Rachel seems shocked and surprised at first when sexual predator Felicia flips on the vibrator in her vagina, but her virgin cunt soon warms to the vibrating plastic penis invading her innermost temple of the female anatomy.

Felicia then shows her first signs of compassion by rolling a condom over her gigantic penis to protect her victim’s innocent virgin pussy from all the nymphomaniac slut cunts she’s cum in before (wherever does she get such extra large condoms to fit that sexual mutant donkey dick of hers?!). She makes Rachel get down on her hands and knees with her hermaphrodite pussy poised for penis penetration just above her big balls below which hangs the enormous erection of her victim’s virgin cock down to her knees. Kidnapper cum rapist mounts Rachel doggy-style from behind, penetrating her pussy with that monster penis deflowering her immaculate innocence forever by force-fucking it out of her. [Hmmm, not having had sex with a virgin before, insatiable lover of promiscuous sluts that I am, I wonder if there's a sound when you pop her hymen with your cock as it slips through her little labia lips and penetrates her virgin vagina for the first time ever?]

Our freshly fucked virgin rape victim squirms helplessly beneath the pressure of the massive penis pounding her deflowered pussy with abandon, although her carnal captor in coitus assures her that it will only hurt for a little while as her vagina expands to accommodate the giant genitals fucking her virginal innocence away. Sensing her orgasm approaching and not wanting to cum in her victim’s cunt for fear of leaving DNA evidence behind (no, wait, she’s got a condom on - but even that’s not 100% safe sex guaranteed), Felicia pulls out her monstrous mutant penis and begins jacking off into the condom. The massive cumshot fills the condom quickly with the demon seed of her semen so she pulls if off and carries on cumming all over her captive cunt concubine (so much for the DNA evidence theory) whilst, in a scene of sexual humiliation so emotionally brutal and deviant that it defies description, Felicia begins emptying her used condom of it’s cum-filled contents all over Rachel’s belly.

As if the humiliation of rape resulting in loss of virginity and the ensuing cum bath wasn’t enough for the cruel big cock corruptor of cunts to be satisfied in her sexual mayhem, Felicia further abuses and degrades her poor victim by rubbing cum on her tits and body before beginning to jack her off using her own cum as a lubricant, all the while taunting newly deflowered virgin sex slave with the mocking meanness of, “Are you gonna tell your boyfriend little girl? I’m going to keep you here forever and ever, you and your giant cock,” as Rachel perpetually protests her huge penis prison-keeper to no avail.

Disturbing sexual scenes though these all may be, it’s important to remember that this is all but a twisted hermaphrodite porn fantasy and not the real rape of a virgin (repeat after me, “it’s only a movie, it’s only a movie”), as sexy super slut Rachel Ramrod is a right horny bugger in her own right, as hungry for cock, cum & cunt as every good slut should be. So steel your constitution for a sensory onslaught of simulated sexual violence of violent sex and virgin rape scenes - albeit playful enough not to leave you emotionally scarred and put off sex or even using the telephones of friendly strangers for the rest of your life - here are dickgirl divas Felicia Femwood as dominatrix kidnapper rapist and Rachel Ramrod as her virginal victim in hermaphrodite virgin rape fantasy photos & videos from Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

    

    

    

Remember lovely well-endowed dickgirl Nikki Noblong after her massive breast expansion and foot long nipple erection jacking off her gigantic cock between her monster tits and self-sucking her huge cock until her gigantic genitals explode in an enormous orgasm with her cumshot gushing cum like some phallic fountain spraying semen all over her beautiful body? Thinking back to that sexy series, while the big boobs / erect nipples two foot long penis autofellatio hermaphrodite lactating breast milk masturbation sequence was a magnificent sight to behold, what stuck in my mind most was the sidewider shot with her massive breasts hanging heavily in front of her slender frame and that world record breaking longest cock in the world dangled well past her knees between those sexy tattooed thighs of hers…

…however, at the time I’d blogged our naughty nipplicious Nikki Noblong, they’d not yet released the titanic tits / monster cock masturbation videos shot to accompany the series and, being a giant genitalia whore slut loving dickgirls like I do, that’s what I really wanted to see; the sublime massive mammary motion of those hypnotic huge hooters undulating with foot long nipples erect and acting as two dairy divining rods with her big donkey dick dangling like a tantric genital tripod phallus pointing the way forward.

Once Nikki Noblong settles down onto the couch with her huge horse cock penis erect between those twin towers of tit flesh with pendulous nipples in need of attention, this well-hung hermaphrodite movie becomes a veritable wank-fest of two-handed handjobs and large penis self-sucking until she realises that she can jack off her nipples as well! Rubbing her massive dick head on her cock-sized huge nipples for precum lubrication, Nikki begins jacking off cock and nipple combined in two-fisted handjob action until her penis explodes with an ejaculation volume so intense the cumshot shoots several feet into the air!

Then, after her orgasm subsides, she just keeps on jacking off until the second cumming arrives and begins lactating from her enormous nipples gallons of breast milk to mix with the copious cum pooling on the floor in front of her in a sea of semen and lactate that’s slippery sure to break health and safety rules with regard to sexual emissions (although the thought of tasting breast milk and cum combined in an orgasmic cocktail does seem somewhat tempting at the moment). And so, here’s the lovely Nikki Noblong jacking off her nipples and colossal cock in these horny big tits hermaphrodite lactation videos from Futanaria.com:

    

    

    

Sexual ambivalence is a wonderful thing, isn’t it? I’m not really straight - I’m not really gay - I can’t even call myself a real bisexual in the technical sense of the term. Honestly, I could care less whether you’re male or female or transsexual or hermaphrodite or something in between because, when it comes right down to it, I love genitals - plain and simple - and gigantic genitals all the better. And, taking my big genital fetish one step further, there’s nothing I love more than giving orgasms to people with a cock or pussy in need of relief. To feel a huge cock throbbing in my mouth as it ejaculated a tasty load of jizz down my cum hungry throat or a succulent pussy pulsing to the teasing touch of my tongue as I finger and lick my way to her orgasmic ecstasy is heaven to me (yes, I am indeed one hopelessly horny slut who both sucks and blows whatever odd penis or pussy is placed in precarious proximity to my lust-driven lips).

I’ve never seriously analysed the implications from a sexual psychology perspective - perhaps giving orgasms provides me with s sense of power over the people whose penises or pussies I pleasure or maybe it’s more a matter of it being better to give than to receive when it comes to cumming (then again, I could just be a sick sex pervert who likes sucking cock and licking pussy so much so that my erotic efforts at oral sex occasionally result in a spontaneous orgasm for myself with no physical contact!) - but even the sight of a big boner bulging in tight trousers or a cute cameltoe compressed and straining against a girl’s crotch fabric gets me penis pulsing precum in my pants every time. Yes, I’m nothing more than a genital slut who loves cock and cunt combined (which is probably why well-endowed hermaphrodites hold such an extreme sexual fascination for me being the best of both worlds wrapped up into one); an oral sex whore for whom the taste of cum mixed with vaginal juices is the ultimate erotic delicacy.

And, speaking of hermaphrodites big cocks in tight jeans and the beautiful big bulge they create upon erection within their captivating clothed confines, darling dickgirls Stefani Stackwell & Caitlyn Cumgusher of Futanaria fame have captured this pretty large penis bulge look to pulchritudinous protruding perfection in their latest sexy series for the site. To witness the well-endowed wonder of their gigantic genitalia straining against the bulging denim material as their enormous erections become aroused at the mere thought of all the giant penis play these two sexy wanking buddies can get up to in their most magnificent mutual masturbation sessions, rubbing each other’s massive cocks through cloth and lasciviously licking & sucking each other’s engorged dick heads through their jeans (honestly, just the feel of one of these girls fondling my phallus as the perfect their expert cock massage skills would be enough to make me cum in my pants instantly!).

However, with the compelling carnal call of their colossal cocks being too hard to resist, it’s not long before our beautiful penis equipped pair whip their dicks out for some sexual swordplay before pressing their swollen shafts together against their bellies and lock lips in a deep French kiss with a genitally generous helping of huge cock filling their sexy sandwich of hermaphrodite heaven as their snogging tongues dance a lewd & lascivious lingual lambada in each other’s open mouths. Then it’s on to the phallic foreplay of oral sex as sexy Stef starts sucking cute Caitlyn’s erect cock until she cums all over her jeans as the semen dribbles seductively down her blowjob buddy’s helping hand as she gives head licking the jizz from her penis partner’s big dick bathing its flange in cum and saliva combined. And, even after Caitlyn’s cum, a penis obsessed Stefani can’t help but continue kneeling before her in big cock worship of the post-orgasmic erection still pulsing gently in the genital grasp of her dick tugging digits.

And big cock kudos to Caitlyn for being such a quick repeater since, mere moments after she’s cum buckets in an explosive ejaculation to rival Mount Vesuvius in terms of volcanic cumshots erupting with erotic abandon, she strips of her semen stained blue jeans and plunges her massive penis into busty blonde Stefani’s hot fucking hermaphrodite pussy causing the cum to come gushing out her intersexed fuck-buddy’s hermaphrodite cock head as if she’s literally fucked the cum out of her partner’s pussy draining her big balls of sperm and pumping it up through her erect cock - which, while not physically feasible given the ins & outs of human sexual anatomy, still seems a remote possibility in the pussy / penis plumbing of such a sexually unique girl - at long last returning the cock cleaning favour of licking the cum from her big dick after the combined cock / cunt orgasm subsides!

And so, here are super well-endowed dickgirl fuck-buddies Stefani Stackwell & Caitlyn Cumgusher showing off their bulging erections before whipping their dicks out and having it off with each other in this sublimely sexy big cocks in tight jeans penis bulge mutual masturbation and hermaphrodite sex photos that “cum” with loving courtesy from Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

Forget American Pie wherein its horny hero learns that fucking a warm apple pie feels like a hot, wet pussy: Who hasn’t thought about fucking doughnuts - or fucking donuts or donut sex for the spelling impaired ;~) - plunging your penis into their inviting sweet hole and inadvertently fashioning an impromptu doughnut cock-ring when faced with a tasty baker’s dozen spread out before them (or, if you’re into girls with large labia lips to get a bit of extra friction, how about a fucking a French cruller instead?)? I know I have (thought about it, that is). That and playing a sort of doughnut cock ring toss game with extra points for every ringer! Ah, the joys of having a slender penis.

My doughnut fetish actually began long before I became a horny teenage boy driven to distraction by the ebb and flow of adolescent hormones through my sexually awakening teen body. ‘Twas in my early days of elementary school, in fact, when my mother used to take me to Dunkin Donuts every morning for a questionably nutritious breakfast of two dozen jelly filled Dunkin Munchkins (which should have been far more appropriately called Donut Drops instead considering their sphere-like nature having been shaped into little balls and dropped in a deep fat fryer prior to being filled with sticky jammy goodness) and a hot cup of coffee before my school day began. Ever since that time, doughnuts have remained a comfort food and then transforming into a fetish food once I’d hit my terrible teens.

And so, I tend to keep a lookout for any sort of doughnut porn that passes my hungry porn obsessed eyes. It could be anything from a beautiful young slim & stacked blonde busty babe wearing doughnuts on her tits to full-on feeder fetish porn wherein, as mentioned in the first paragraph above, we see doughnuts used as cock rings. However, it’s a rarity to find such tasty toroidal pastry erotica on-line - even with the profound profusion of prurient and perverse porn proffered hither, thither & yon - so I do take a perverted pleasure every time I have the opportunity to blog the fetish foreplay potential of baked goods as sex accessories.

Well, boys & girls, today just so happens to be one of those days! On a recent visit to the fabulous Futanaria website, I came across a succulent food fetish series entitled “Office Sluts Glazing Doughnuts” wherein lovely dickgirls Dara Danglemore & Bianca Bonesworth play a sexy secretary and her big tits boss (respectively). The trouble begins when extremely well-endowed dickgirl Dara (who, with a 15-inch cock to her credit, has the second longest penis on the site) buys a box of doughnuts for her busty boss Bianca but fails to get ones that are glazed enough for the oral satisfaction of the latter’s insatiable sweet tooth for the sugary substance.

It’s all downhill from there as big boobs boss with a boner to match Bianca turns dominatrix and demands her submissive secretary get down on her knees and suck her huge cock to completion in an effort to get more glaze for her dickgirl doughnut snack (honestly, just a little confectioner’s sugar and water would’ve worked a treat, but would’ve been decidedly less fun that a getting a big dick blowjob in the process). A well-endowed Dara complies and begins sucking her bosses’ cock with abandon. Busty Bianca, however, soon becomes utterly captivated by the unbelievably massive monster penis straining against Dara’s tight trousers and finds herself unable to resist stroking the enormous erection hanging like a huge donkey dick down to Dara’s knees, replacing her hand with her lips on the confined colossal cock and getting lipstick on her well-hung secretaries revealing white trousers which leave little to the imagination.

Releasing Dara’s titanic trouser anaconda from its material penis prison, Bianca returns the blowjob favour lasciviously licking and sucking the former’s nearly two foot long cock until she’s overcome with horniness and needs a fuck ASAP. Darling dickgirl Dara obliges and, protecting her pylon sized penis pole with a prophylactic (I’m all in favour of safe sex - is a must, in fact - but wherever does she find giant condoms that fit her unfeasibly large cock?), lifts her bosses’ big balls out of the way and plunges her freakishly long penis head-long into busty Bianca’s hermaphrodite pussy for some sexy desktop fucking fun.

The closeup penetration videos are positively breathtaking with Bianca’s lovely large labia lips loving caressing the swollen shaft of Dara’s gigantic cock as she casually strokes the girthy base of own her huge hermaphrodite penis right down to her titanic testicles. However, rather than wasting her huge cumshot in a condom when there’s doughnut glazing to be done, Bianca decides to extricate the enormous erection from her cock-filled cunt and gets Dara to kneel down on the desk instead. Bianca then takes her baker’s box of a dozen doughnuts well in hand and positions them below the dickhead of Dara’s pulsing penis ready to catch the enormous ejaculation to cum before jacking off the colossal cock to orgasm with a horny handjob. The engorged erection begins ejaculating buckets of cum upon the under-glazed pastries, squirting semen streaming over their tasty toroidal topography.

Then, and here’s the clincher, Bianca grabs one of the cum-soaked comestibles out of the sperm-filled box and pushes it onto Dara’s still pumping penis as a cum glazed doughnut cock ring before licking the semen from its delicious doughy ring with her tongue - hmmm, does it still count as rimming if you’re doing it with a doughnut? - in these huge cock doughnut fucking photos and sexy busty hermaphrodite sex videos that lovingly come with cum-filled cakey bun goodness from Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

    

    

    

If you thought Mastasia was just about the world’s biggest breasts on slim & stacked girls solely of the female gender through extreme breast expansion photos & videos of the biggest boobs in the world, you’ll need to think again as I’ve just encountered transgendered hermaphrodite Tianna Tankers with gigantic tits and a massive penis to match. And I must admit Tianna paints a most imposing picture leaving even the most extreme big breast lovers and huge cock size queens running for cover…

…sure, she’s a beautiful well-endowed woman (or stunning busty shemale or horny well-hung hermaphrodite or delicious big-breasted dickgirl depending upon your perspective), but I’d be sorely afeared of being erotically impaled by the impractically long penis pole of her gigantic cock entering my mouth, traversing the entire length of my esophagus & colon and exiting through my anus in a phallic fetish of freakish reverse anal sex accidents should I have the good fortune to give her a big dick blowjob or alternatively being smothered to death in a sea of tit flesh whilst burying my face in her colossal cleavage to chest snog her from curvaceous cusp to inframammary fold.

However, that doesn’t mean that I’d be opposed to watching this gorgeous girl with huge breasts and gigantic genitals masturbating as she’s one extremely well-endowed woman for whom the phrase “go titfuck yourself” can be taken quite literally! And, in the photos & videos masters of massive mammary madness Mastasia have lovingly provided, titanic tits temptress Tianna does just that! After using her enormous erection as a divining rod to seek out a suitable venue for public masturbation and at long last coming upon a park bench on which she can rest her weary well-endowed penis and world’s biggest breasts (I would’ve said “cumming upon”, but that cums later (and quite literally, too!)). Just imagine encountering her whilst out dogging only to be faced with this erotic one woman sex show jacking off outdoors until the precum comes dribbling forth from her cock head and then, as a coup de grace, titfucking herself to a big boobs lactating orgasm squirting semen & breast milk simultaneously before your very voyeuristic eyes!

You stand there motionless amidst this gigantic cock massive mammary masturbation scene as the breast sex commences playing the vigilant voyeur rapt with attention aroused as she wraps her enormous breasts around her supersized penis and squeezes her tits together tightly until that colossal cock is eclipsed in her cavernous cleavage with only the base of it’s swollen shaft showing beneath the magnificent mountains of breast flesh fucking it repeatedly with erotic abandon. This extremely well-endowed titwank seems never-ending as Tianna time and again thrusts her huge hard on between her boobs until the pulsing penis in her cleavage lets loose and blows its load in a colossal cumshot squirting semen several feet high into the rarefied air, the sexual excitement of her orgasm triggering spontaneous lactation as her engorged breasts begin milking uncontrollably in a milky shower.

The simultaneous ejaculation & lactation goes on for quite some time as she titfucks her enormous erection with those most massive mammaries spraying breast milk from her nipples & areolas whilst her huge cock keeps cumming upwards in a phallic fountain of sperm. Tianna tries to catch some of the cum in her mouth as the sticky semen spray blasts her face repeatedly bukkake fashion, leaving a long languid liquid pearl necklace adorning her neck. At extreme length, her most intense orgasm subsides as her throbbing erection comes to rest in a post-orgasmic glow of genital contentment. Eager to taste the phallic fruits of her lascivious labours, she begins licking cum from her cock head with a probing pierced tongue invading the spent cleft of her meatus until, sexually rejuvenated by the aphrodisiac effect of tasting semen, squeezes her giant boobs together around her likewise gigantic genitalia and starts titfucking herself all over again in massive breast sex sloppy seconds!

[*phew* Now that was unusually exhausting. I haven't been so sexually spent from writing about big breast sex porn scenes since Chichi Asada's's busty Asian titfuck orgy videos!]

And so, come with me on a journey through time & space as we become valiant voyeurs of this sensual self titfucking Futanaria style fantasy made possible by the titanic twin talents of Tianna Tankers masturbating her massive erection to orgasm in public in these self titfuck videos & photos which “cum” with loving courtesy of Mastasia.com:

        

        

        

        

        

    

    

For all the bizarre sex fetishes I’ve indulged in since my sexual awakening in 2001, I must say I’ve never done the penis in pantyhose masturbation thing. I can only imagine it to feel like jacking off with a silk glove (something I have indulged in through the kind courtesy of our sexy girlfriend who’d brought the silk gloves over specifically with masturbation in mind (thanks, J!), her manual ministrations jerking off my glove-grasped genital erection so intensely I ended up cumming buckets of jizz into her tiny gloved hand), but with the meshy synthetic nylon stockings being rougher and with added phallic friction for a more sexually satisfying scratchy cock massage sensation.

And, after seeing beautiful blonde nylon-clad dickgirls Stefani Spurtsawad and Caitlyn Cumgusher from Futanaria with their massive cocks in pantyhose jacking each other off in mutual masturbation handjobs to cum in their nylons - a big sperm gushing hose in hose, as it were - I think I’ll add this naughty nylon fashion fetish to my sexual to do list (not only that, but the large penis in pantyhose blowjob looked a treat as well!)! The orgasms themselves are most magnificent - as one of our deviant dickgirls starts cumming over the helping hand jacking her off, the other commences a colossal cumshot in mutual orgasm - their enormous ejaculations filtered by the flesh-coloured mesh send sticky semen spraying all over and, at one point, one of the girls attempts to catch cum from the gigantic genital geyser in her mouth only to have the squirting phallic fountain overshoot her oral orifice by several feet!

To give you a fair idea of what big penises & pantyhose have to offer on the freaky fetish front, here’s the stunningly sexy Stefani Spurtsawad and cute cock-quipped Caitlyn Cumgusher to demonstrate the horny nylon handjob and scratchy pantyhose blowjob before sharing a deep cum kiss as their cummy tongues engage in an erotic post-orgasmic dance in these giant cock mutual masturbation pantyhose photos & videos from Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

    

    

What is it about two girls fighting that get some guys so turned on? Whether it’s nude mud wrestling or an all-out catfight with fingernails bared like so many painted talons scratching away at their ovary equipped opponent, it rarely fails to attract a largely male audience. Why, even women wrestlers & female bodybuilders seem to have this erotic effect upon men! Me? I just don’t get the attraction. Given a choice of the two, being an anti-aggression sort of individual, I think I’d take the naked mud wrestling over two women fighting for real any day. It just seems far more playful and less violent as a rule. It can be overtly sexual as well - a manner of relatively innocent foreplay - as I can remember wrestling with my boyfriend and getting a hard on long before I ever got my hands on another human being’s genitals (yes, we were both semi-clothed at the time).

However, the singular issue I do have with women wrestling is that the mud needlessly obscures the view of their beautiful bare boobs and fabulous female genitalia (and I have a hard enough time getting to see a girl’s pussy in public!). Then again, if the two gorgeous girls mud wrestling are the darling dickgirl duo of Caitlyn Cumgusher & Janeen Junkstuffer from Futanaria (whom you may remember from their forced cock jacking episode), that’s an entirely different matter altogether! You see, although the mud (or chocolate sauce, as it appears to be in this case) might prevent us from perving over their pretty pussies, the bulge of their breasts and curve of their cleavage could still be made out quite clearly - and, truly, nothing could mar the magnificent man-meat of their massive cocks (not to mention the thought of blowing a chocolate covered cock eliciting the tempting taste sensation of salt & sweet from chocolate & cum combined!)!

But, when we get right down to it, our two darling dickgirls aren’t so much catfighting or mud wrestling as mud fondling, mud masturbating and mud humping (the latter of which I suppose would be wet humping rather than the more conventional dry humping behaviour). It also becomes quite evident early on that, while busty Caitlyn seems intent on some massive penis play with her well-endowed partner, Janeen is more interested to play with her tits (and, granted, Caitlyn does have decidedly bigger breasts than the relatively flat-chested Janeen)! In the end, our two well-hung honeys just collapse in a horny heap onto each other in the mud and snogging in one of the most dirty lesbian kissing I’ve ever seen (’coz of the mud, mind) with cock hungry Caitlyn grabbling a handful of huge dick meat whilst Janeen just carries on with her chronic breast fondling fetish in these colossal chocolate cock masturbation photos and nude hermaphrodite mud wrestling videos that come again with loving courtesy from Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

    

    

The other day, I was over at the Mastasia site perusing a gallery that gave me pause. Could I love a girl with massive tits who had no penis? Trouble is, when I first fell in lust with this wonderfully well-endowed woman, she did have this huge & thick foot-long cock - the perfect penis, imho - sporting an enormous erection and masturbating herself in such an erotic way that just made me lend her a helping hand and fall to my knees in cock worship so I could suck her off with a big knob blowjob until she ejaculated in oral orgasm and shot her copious cumshot down my dick thirsty throat…

…so what happened? Did she get a penisectomy or, even worse, get her gorgeous genitals cut off in some hideous anatomical accident?! Granted, she had rather small tits at the time - in fact, just a hair’s breadth from being flat-chested considering my extreme big breast obsession - but this minor mammary inconvenience could potentially be overlooked in light of that suckably succulent big beautiful cock of hers.

But now that she has no penis, it begs the question: Are big tits enough to sustain a relationship - even one founded upon unrequited lust? Does having the most massive mammaries make up for the sad loss of her enormous extra genitalia down below? Sure, her pretty pussy is no longer obstructed by cock & balls but, even with those giant boobs lactating away in a fountain of breast milk as a delightfully diabolical dairy distraction, is this any consolation for having carelessly misplaced her perfect penis?

It’s hard to say, really, now that she’s no longer got something hard to hold on to whilst fucking her pussy as her lovely large labia lips caress my cock with every sensual stroke. Indeed, Rachel Ramrod - now Rachel Roundrack - had it all in the perfect package (sans the monster boobs, of course, which do hold some sway in the erotic equation); an insatiably horny hermaphrodite offering the best of both worlds in one super sexy body.

This dickless wonder is still horny as ever, though, with her massive breasts milking uncontrollably as she masturbates her pussy to orgasm with a slutty sexual abandon - and I must admit I do enjoy watching girls masturbating - as apltly exemplified to perverse perfection by beautiful mega-busty babe Rachel Roundrack presenting her pussy in female masturbation photos and unfeasibly large breast lactation videos from Mastasia.com: