Hermaphrodite Heaven

After yesterday’s somewhat unrealistic massive tits graced the herm blog, I figured we were due a return to erotic realism with some big natural breasts above a suitably large penis courtesy of the beautiful and naturally busty Natalie Nutsdeep from Futanaria. Further, it gives me a reasonable excuse to reminisce over my one and only outdoor pubic masturbation experience from back when I lived in sunny Florida.

I’d been chatting with my girlfriend on Yahoo instant messenger all night and, sex being a hot topic that evening, I was in desperate need of a wank to relieve some of the pent up sexual frustration from her living 5,000 miles away (and also thought that some metaphysical masturbation might help strengthen our bond as long-distance lovers). As the day was beginning to dawn with the first rays of sunlight marking its arrival, my wife was already stirring downstairs so I decided I’d best take my throbbing erection outdoors and tend to it there. For fear of being caught masturbating outside by one of my neighbours, I snuck around to the alcove just behind the outcropping of our fireplace chimney, fished my painfully erect penis out of my pants and began jacking off in the corner. Wanking away to the pornographic memory of a somewhat suggestive photo my erstwhile unrequited virtual mistress of lust had sent me several days earlier, my manual ministrations soon paid off with an intense orgasm squirting cum hard against the wall, thus making me the only person I know to have jacked off and cum dangerously close to a black widow spider’s nest (me having forgotten about the huge poisonous spider infestation we had back at that house).

But wending our way back to well-endowed dickgirls (after all, that’s the whole reason you’re here, isn’t it?), let’s join the beautiful raven-haired Natalie Nutsdeep having a saunter in the sun with her huge penis pressed against her belly so tight that its swollen dick head is poking provocatively up towards her cleavage (let’s just hope she doesn’t accidentally titfuck herself as she walks along!) before she at long last settles down cock out at the picnic table. Wiggling her dick from side to side for good measure like an electromagnetic relay in hysteresis wherein the armature is her arm-sized cock slapping her legs - and, speaking of good measures, Natalie’s genital measurements are quite impressive with D-cup breasts and a 13-inch cock with a 9-inch girth - before titfucking herself al fresco (deliberately this time) purposefully plunging her prodigious 13 inch penis between her 34D boobs and squeezing her tits together to create a carnal cleavage canyon for phallic friction. She then switches from big breast flesh to horny handjob getting a kung fu grip on her huge, girthy cock and wanking herself off in a furious fist fucking frenzy. Then, as she feels her imminent orgasm approaching, her concentration turns to rubbing her cock head and milking cum from her big balls with abandon, turning what starts as a tidy trickle of sperm into an enormous ejaculation with cum gushing out of her semen filled super soaker creating a spermy pool below.

And so, with cock in hand, let’s join the lovely busty Natalie Nutsdeep jacking off her giant monster penis in public courtesy of these outdoor masturbation self-titfuck photos & videos from Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

    

    

Gigantic genitalia on women well-endowed both above and below the belt being a major fetish of mine, girls with huge tits and shemales with big cocks have a super sex appeal far beyond your bog-standard run-of-the-mill slim & stacked sticks with tits or small penis transsexuals regardless of their big breast size. But, public nudity laws notwithstanding, what would you think if you saw this walking toward you on a crowded street?

Now, inasmuch as I adore enormous breasts and giant genitals on a girl, I’m almost embarrassed to admit that dickgirl darling Nikki Noblong of Futanaria fame is just too much of a good thing for me and my unfeasibly large genital fetish as I prefer to erotically relish in extreme anatomical detail with my sex organs (with mammary glands being classified amongst the female genitalia in a sort of honorary mention as secondary sexual characteristics due to their supporting role in the human reproductive anatomy).

Where my big boobs are concerned, it’s little things like the compelling cleft or the cleavage or the sensitive nipples and areolas with their delightful sexually responsive love bumps of Montgomery glands gracing their tittilating mammary topography. Why, I even get turned on by the fabulous folds of fatty breast flesh hanging heavily below the armpits as an indication of the sheer volume of breast flesh available when viewing big boobs from behind in sidewinder shots and such!

When I’ve got a huge cock to hand (or mouth), I lavish my sexual attention upon the erogenous zones of the hypersensitive frenulum flesh extending from the voluptuous V-shaped peak beneath the engorged glans starting at the meatus and running along the underside of the penis in a half inch of sexual ecstasy or the fun-filled flange of the cock head itself as it throbs against my prick teasing tongue in a provocative prelude to a succulent big dick blowjob sucking it off to a cream-filled finish.

But with Nikki Noblong (whom you may recall as biggest penis prom queen from a previous post), having had her already respectably ample breasts enlarged to epic proportions with foot long nipples erect and resembling two penises protruding from her dark areola flesh is a bit beyond my big breast lover’s remit. Still, the sexy sidewinder shot with her massive mammaries extending the width of her ribcage to either side with her huge donkey dick dangling down below her knees does inspire the lasciviously lustful urge to sneak up from behind and, taking firm hold of one of her huge nipples in each hand, popping my penis in her hermaphrodite pussy hidden below her big balls and bucking my hips against that sweet tattooed ass until I cum inside her cunt or, better yet, getting her to sit on my cock cowgirl style so I could suck on the beautiful bell-end of her enormous erection and jack her off until she cums in my mouth whilst I cum in her pussy in mutual orgasm!

Alas, little Nikki’s not here at the moment (can I take a message?) with her extremely well-hung horse cock and gigantic breasts with enormous nipples all begging our oral attentions. :~( So I guess the best we can do is just sit back and enjoy this stunning erotic imagery of the lovely Nikki Noblong jacking off her giant penis to an explosive ejaculation whilst playing with her unnaturally large nipples in extreme big tits two foot cock masturbation pics cumming with large genital loving courtesy from Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

In a comment posted on my Penis Licking Party post, one Hermaphrodite Heaven reader rightfully remarked, “Is this whole site just an advertisement for Futanaria? Because there hasn’t been one post about anything else.” Well, admittedly, it may well seem that way as, apart from me having kicked off the blog by featuring my wife’s penis in my inaugural post, every singe blog entry has been totally Futanaria-based. In my defense, I’ve never come across another website so hopelessly horny with high-quality content arousing my deepest, darkest desires of cock fetish fantasy fornication. However, just as I’d replied to my curious correspondent, I’d be more than happy to blog any other sites catering to my prurient penis-equipped desire for well-endowed dickgirls with nice tits and a big boner bonus down below.

So, in a effort to please all of the people all of the time, I mounted a search for other porn sites which might appeal to the female phallic fantasy fetish as well. The first sex site I came across whilst summarily surfing for cock chicks was quite appropriately called Strap-On Cum and featured gorgeous girls fucking each other with ejaculating strap-on dildos. Granted they’re not nearly as realistic as the other huge male members I’ve featured here so far, nor are the cumshots as copious, but it does nonetheless fit in with the faux hermaphrodite theme of this blog. And so, with variety being the spice of one’s sex life, I’ve chosen a few galleries which appeal to two of my unusual genital fetishes - namely, chicks with dicks and voluptuous girls with big sloppy cunts adorably adorned with large labia lips for the sucking - in these penis & pussy girl photos which might be more aptly entitled Ejaculating Dildo Creams Two Blonde Lesbians at StrapOnCum.com:

        

        

        

        

Ah, what could be better than being invited to a large penis licking party wherein you’re presented with a veritable sexual smorgasbord of huge cocks in your face all just begging for a blowjob as the penis parade progresses pruriently before your very eyes as if in the ultimate erotic answer to the “Free Blowjobs for Big Cocks - First Cum, First Served” personal ad you’d posted on your favourite bisexual free swingers’ forum? Not much, imho, although I still anxiously await the day with bated breath and a well-lubricated tongue for the opportunity to lick cock after cock as all the pretty penises pass my purse lips unable to resist the compelling call of a cute cock in need of a good cum - the bigger the better.

Although if the penis-equippped persons in question we gorgeous dickgirls with nice tits & tight pussies like low-slung lovelies Loann Loadblower & Stefani Spurtsawad from Futanaria, that’d be all the better! However, I never tend to get invited to suck parties (oops, that should really have read “such parties”, but I couldn’t bear to correct the Freudian typo), more’s the pity as I’m an avid cocksucker with an insatiable taste for penis flesh parting my dick loving lips. And so, I can but sate my oral fixation by large penis proxy watching Stefani & Loann get it on with each other in a big dick licking frenzy until the latter discovers the former has a pretty pussy perched beneath her big balls primed for the fucking from all the oral sex action.

Ah, but first, our cock licking duo have some serious oral matters to attend to employing lips & tongues in some large penis sucking action prior to pussy penetration proceeding with luscious Loann adjusting sexy Stef’s rabbit ears to get the best blowjob reception possible. Here’s our lovely intersexed pair of cock suckers enjoying each other’s gloriously girthy giant genitals grazing their lips, teeth & tongues in turn courtesy of these huge hung hermaphrodite blowjob photos from Futanaria.com…

        

        

        

        

…however, as the large penis licking party progresses, a lustful well-hung Loann suddenly starts rubbing her massive erection up & down the length of Stefani’s sexy ass cleavage with an aim of dipping her wick into the inviting hermaphrodite pussy presenting itself for erotic entry before her. Pussy penetration ensues with Loann’s massive penis cleaving the cock equipped cunt fucking Setfani’s hermaphrodite vagina whilst cupping her balls and treating her titanic testicles to a thumb massage.

But, rather than cumming in her cocky concubine’s cunt, Loann pulls out her cock and our pair of penis pretties begin titfucking themselves to orgasm between their tits until they’re slathered in semen from head to toe upon which they commence massaging their ejaculations into their cum thirsty flesh. The sight of Stefani’s glistening areolas & nipples covered in cum provides too much for lovely Loann’s cum-hungry constitution so she leans over to lick her breasts clean in the post-orgasmic conclusion of these horny hermaphrodite dick licking & self tit fucking videos from Futanaria.com:

    

    

    

Today’s blog is gonna be a quickie (admin note: tee hee, you said “quickie”!) as I’ve got some issues of anatomical administration to which to tend, but I wanted to discuss the serious topic of forced ejaculation wherein a sexually aggressive individual or hypersexual cum slut malevolently masturbates an unwilling cock, forcing a guy to cum against his will. While I neither condone nor engage in role playing rape fantasies or, for that matter, any manner of violent sex whether real or simulated, I do have to question the presumptive veracity of “cumming against one’s will”. Is this possible? Are there truly cases when you don’t want to cum for some reason or other?? I mean, Every time I’ve cum, I’ve genuinely wanted to (save those instances when premature ejaculation would inhibit further sexual activity for a while)!

It reminds me of a frustrated wet dream I had the other morning wherein my wife & I were at this indoor swimming pool showroom looking at some funky holographic floor tiles a swing mate was going to have installed around her Jacuzzi. I was concentrating on making out the images therein and, turning to my wife to ask what she thought, saw that she was kneeling naked next to this nude bloke laying on the floor with a raging erection. She reached one hand between her legs to find her pussy already soaking wet, well lubricated from her sexual excitement in eager erotic anticipation of “things to cum” so she mounted him cowgirl style and began fucking his big cock with abandon. I approached my wife and this horny fucker (or perhaps “fuckee” would be more accurate) at which point he extended his hand in greeting and said, Hi Reese!” I reached over to take his hand but my wife pushed it out of the way, slapped her hand firmly over his mouth and shouted, “Shut up and keep still! I’m going to make you cum now!” I saw her ass cheeks squeezing together and knew that she’d begun flexing her strong pelvic floor muscles causing her vaginal walls to contract tight around his throbbing cock to elicit orgasm whether he wanted to cum or not. He began moaning into her cupped hand whilst bucking his hips against hers in orgasmic frenzy. Moving to a more voyeuristic vantage point between their spread legs, I could see his penis pulsing as his ejaculation sent the first strains of semen surging through his swollen shaft and into my wife’s vagina. I so wanted to strip there and then to add my own cock contribution to her already occupied pussy for double vaginal penetration sloppy seconds, but it was all over in an instant with him being sexually spent of sperm and my wife dismounting with semen dribbling from her cum filled pussy down onto his well fucked cock. I awoke to a raging hard on of morning wood with precum stretching a thin, glistening semen strand between my cock head and belly but, rather than masturbating as she lay there naked still sound asleep next to me, I just got out of bed. Man, I could really do with a blowjob right about now! :~o

Moving on to a decidedly more sinister sex scene (which is what reminded me of the above wet dream), I found a photo & video series on Futanaria which could best be described as an erotic exorcism wherein sexy hermaphrodite Caitlyn Cumgusher forces extremely well-endowed Janeen Junkstuffer to cum against her will by masturbating her massive cock to orgasm as she writhes on the floor in a most cruel combination of sexual agony and ecstasy. Cock humiliation at it’s cruelest indeed with the excuse that Janeen’s giant penis is possessed of evil spirits of an incubus nature (hmmm, methinks they need a new term for hermaphrodite demons since succubus & incubus are so gender specific - a hermubus perhaps?) and making her cum is the only way to exorcise the evil ejaculate from her diabolical big balls.

The video starts out with some innocent penis play wherein Caitlyn & Janeen brandish their swords against each other in Big Tits Kill Bill fashion. Midway through the malicious melee, their blades clash and both swords go tumbling to the ground. However, our penis equipped pair of sword fighters are not without weapons and the fight turns to phallic fury as they begin cock fighting each other using their big dicks as beef bayonets. The two girls’ gigantic genitals clash contemptuously until Caitlin gets the upper hand (as it were) with Janeen laid out prone collapsed on the floor getting her legs forcibly spread and her ass fucked by Caitlyn’s gigantic cock with rectum routing anal sex abandon. The sexual exorcism (or “sexorcism” might work here) then turns to the task of forcibly ejaculating the evil presence possessing her penis and testicles through the cock humiliation of jacking her off to a cumshot with the Holy Handjob of Antioch until she cums against her will in these forced ejaculation photos & videos from Futanaria.com:

        

        

Forced Ejaculation from Erotic Exorcism in Gigantic Penis Humiliation videos from Futanaria

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Two hermaphrodites fucking - what could be better? Well, give one of them a nice pair of big boobs with enough colossal cleavage for titfucking and, to top it off, make them both sexually well endowed with succulent huge cocks for the sucking, you’d end up with sexy hermaphrodites Shannon Shaftin & Felicia Femwood from big breast huge cock fantasy porn site Futanaria!

Erotically equipped with a pair of breasts, a penis and a pussy each, Felicia & Shannon defy natural law in feminine genital anatomy by both being the best of both worlds when it comes to perverted sex potential. Like big tits? Well, sexy Shannon’s got more than enough big breast flesh to keep a boob lover occupied fondling & suckling her breasts with abandon (provided you don’t mind a massive penis prodding your ass in the process!). Like big cocks? Both Shannon and Felicia have colossal cock meat just begging for a blowjob or even just a good jacking off with a handjob should you not want to get cum in your mouth (and man these gorgeous girls can cum buckets of jizz with enormous ejaculations enough to drown an elephant!). Like pussy? Again, either/or can satisfy your lust for fucking with hot hairy pussies primed and ready for cock (if you can get their big balls out of the way, that is!).

They’re both rather sexually playful, too, as evidenced by the mutual nipple licking or how Felicia, noticing the prodigious bulge in her partner’s pants, bites her cock head sucking it through the sheer material or how busty Shannon drags her big tits across Felicia’s enormous erection with her giant penis poking up against her trousers in a tent pitching manner (in fact, the whole sexy hermaphrodite series is aptly entitled “Pitching Tents in Pajamas”) before the prurient pussy & penis-equipped pair get down to the business of fucking each other to orgasmic hermaphrodite ecstasy!

Well, truth be told, neither of our sexy girls with gigantic genitals cum from fucking (after all, getting a hermaphrodite pregnant would be problematic indeed!) - rather, it’s Felicia who’s phallus achieves orgasm encased in the cleavage of busty Shannon’s big breasts unleashing a colossal cumshot in an explosive ejaculation so voluminous it sprays cum on her tits like a powerful phallic firehose soaking her beautiful body in semen and leaving Shannon with a nice pearl necklace to remember her by! What more can be said? Well, nothing, really. Which leaves me but to share these fine photos and busty hermaphrodite cum on tits titfuck videos so lovingly and erotically executed by Felicia Femwood & Shannon Shaftin from Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

    

    

Make no boners about it, I love massive breasts - the bigger the better, in fact. I don’t care whether they’re real or fake tits either, as the best titfucking I’ve ever got in my life came from a lovely pair of surgically enhanced silicone F-cups wrapped around my cock. I do, however, find that I have to draw the line at prosthetic breasts as they just look to artificial to fit in with the rest of a woman’s sexual anatomy (or a man’s, for that matter, as I once turned down sex with a shemale because I could clearly see she was wearing detachable tits beneath her revealing lingerie).

However, I am aware that there’s a fair deal of big breast fetish interest in extreme breast expansion sites like Mastasia with their giant boobs bouncing about on the heaving chests of gorgeous girls in tight tops. Such gratuitous gigantomastia with large lactating tits just doesn’t do it for me - despite my love of both big breasts and lactation - because it just seems so “udderly” artificial with cleverly contrived cleavage and masterfully manipulated milking of the massive mammaries involved. The Breast Expansion Archive is another, albeit with morphed massive mammary glands of Photoshopped pulchritude rather than unfeasibly large breast prosthetics.

Fair enough. But why, then, can I get off on gigantic cocks which are obviously nothing more than large prosthetic penis with testicles attached to a girl’s pubic mound with her pussy peeking out from below her balls? Granted, the colossal comedy cocks of Futanaria are far more realistic than their big plastic tits and give a good cumshot with gallons of semen spurting from the swollen shaft in the most explosive ejaculations known to man, but there’s no getting around the fact it’s a faux phallus rather than the genuine gigantic genitals I need to fulfill the phallic fantasies of my large penis lust.

Today, however, I shall break the rules of attraction in favour of featuring beautiful Bianca baring a fake pair of gigantic tits milking a massive cock to orgasm in a self titfuck fantasy photo & video series. The reason being that I was totally captivated by the cumshot - her huge cock cumming encased in colossal cleavage as semen streamed between her giant boobs and getting her whole body covered in cum as if she was a well-endowed one woman big breast bukkake bonanza! And so, here’s the lovely Bianca draining her big balls by treating her enormous erection to a titanic titfuck from the biggest breasts in the world in these busty hermaphrodite self-titfucking ejaculation lactation photos & videos from Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

    

    

Even back when I was in my teens, my bizarre sexual preferences reminded my mate Michael of Jeremy Irons in the role of gynaecologist Beverly Mantle in David Cronenberg’s “Dead Ringers” since I found women with abnormal genitalia immensely sexually attractive. In fact, it was probably back then that my hermaphrodite fetish reared its horny head for the first time, feeling that the combination of male & female genitalia on one body represented the best of both worlds. Sadly, however, there were no exceptionally well-endowed hermaphrodites or sex freaks with bifurcated vaginas or even any monster cocks to be found when I was growing up, so I instead had to satisfy my sex freak fetish for abnormal genitals on girls by gravitating towards promiscuous nymphomaniac sluts that had unusually smooth vaginas worn down by the miles of cock they’d fucked their way through using their pussies as a penis pump to milk sperm from the cocks of their countless conquests.

In retrospect, it’s probably fortunate that there were no girls with monster cocks at my high-school (there was this one with massive breasts, but that’s an entirely different story altogether), as it surely would’ve ruined me sexually for the rest of my perverted life. I’m talking size queen dream cocks here, such as those sported by slutty and extremely well-endowed schoolgirls Stefani Spurtsawad & Loann Loadblower at the Futanaria website…

…indeed, if I’d had sexy schoolgirl wanking buddies like these, we’d most likely have spent the entire school day just just jacking each other off under our desks instead of getting any of our schoolwork done, large penis mutual masturbation taking precedence over anything else (apart from the occasional big cock blowjob break beneath the desk). I do love the way bored & horny schoolgirl Stefani drops her pencil as an excuse to crawl below the desk and admire Loann’s massive 11-inch penis dangling between her spread legs, eventually overcome with a huge cock sucking oral sex fixation to wrap her lips around the enormous erection waxing erotic as it throbs teasingly before her as if expressing an erogenous eagerness to cum in her mouth.

After a bountiful bout of blowjobs and handjobs using her spit for lubrication, Loann then mouths the desk to get a blowjob of her own to enjoy sexy Stef’s superb cock sucking skills until the two collapse in a deep French kiss whilst playing with each other’s penises in a combination of sensual stroking and snogging. It’s not long before all of the phallic foreplay overcomes Stefani’s overdeveloped sexual anatomy and she’s ready to cum - Loann kneeling before her in gigantic cock worship as the former unloads her enormous ejaculation into the latter’s cum-hungry mouth and the semen swallowing cum tasting contest ensues. And so, here are magnificently well-hung schoolgirl cock sluts Stefani Spurtsawad & Loann Loadblower masturbating each other’s massive dicks to distraction in photos & videos from Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

    

    

The Condom Explodes - sounds like an ’80s band name, doesn’t it? No, wait, that was The Teardrop Explodes. That being neither here nor there, today we set off in our sordid sexual adventures to explore the dangers of huge cocks and massive cumshots bursting a condom courtesy of Stefani Spurtsawad & Felicia Femwood of Futanaria. And, in all actuality, the condom doesn’t really explode - it’s elastic ejaculation capacity quite capable of handling a colossal cumshot - rather, it merely inflates like a big balloon full of cum (or a custard cream filled cum eclair, should you be so inclined).

And, although our two sexy hermaphrodites are both rather heavy cummers, they’re not particularly well endowed in the big dick department with Stefani sporting a respectable 10.5 inch penis fully erect and Felicia’s smaller phallus measuring a meagre nine inches. Then again, my take on what it means to be well hung might be skewed a bit, as I tend to compare cocks I encounter with my first sexy slut of a succubus girlfriend’s 11-inch boner (which wasn’t hers, per se, but rather belonged to her fiancee). And, judging by my large penis picture of perfection Rachel Ramrod, it’d take a good, girthy 13-incher to sexually satisfy my large cock lust in its erotically anatomical oral fixation.

However, I do sincerely respect the fact that our hot pair of hermaphrodite honeys engage in safe sex by donning a condom prior to penetrating pussy with penis - a stark contrast to the bareback blowjobs they give each other as a cock sucking prelude to horny hermaphrodite fucking (then again, I tend not to use condoms for oral sex either - am a bad blowjob buddy, I know). Perhaps the most interesting part of this particular large penis hermaphrodite sex video is how Stefani quite literally fucks the cum out of Felicia’s cock as if pumping it from her sperm swollen balls with some manner of penis pump pussy masturbation mechanism until they’re summarily slathered in semen with gigantic genitals glistening from the colossal cumshot that ensues!

Then, at the last minute, rather than cumming in her pussy, Stefani withdraws throbbing cock from cunt and proceeds to cum in her condom - the powerful ejaculation filling the languid latex sheath with so much semen that it forcibly propels the cum-filled condom from her cock as if she’s blowing up a balloon with her penis (erotic images of exploding cum balloons falling like bountiful bukkake bombs about me suddenly fill my phallic fantasies as I imagine using sexy Stef’s succulent semen as a slippery sexual lubricant). Whilst my mind wanders off in that general direction, here are the photos & videos of our horny hermaphrodites fucking to orgasm courtesy of Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

    

    

    

Wow - that’s a mouthful - in more ways than one! ;~) Of course, I couldn’t just call this a massive penis autofellatio blog, as there’s more than one colossal cock involved. Likewise, double blowjobs fall short of the mark as a titular reference since one of the huge cocks getting sucked off belong to the multiple cock sucker herself! As for the redundancy of self sucking autofellatio appearing side by side, the former refers to the self-suck blowjob whilst the latter pertains to the huge penis pair involved in said oral sex fetish. Does that clear things up any? No, I thought not. :~P

Anyway, I stand in horny hopefulness that the double blowjob autofellatio photos to follow will explain everything as exceptionally well-endowed lovely long penis dickgirl Dara Danglemore offers her most enormous erection as a big cock contortionist (and I used to think I had a bendy cock!) to DD-cup busty cocksucker Caitlyn Cumgusher to prove once and for all that a hard on boner in each hand does not beat two in the mouth as demonstrated in these sexy self-sucking photos from Futanaria.com…

        

        

        

        

        

…as for the videos today, let’s join our two gorgeous dickgirls self sucking themselves off to simultaneous orgasm in massive penis mutual masturbation action until their enormous erections erupt in a sticky shower of semen spurting hither, thither and yon with fists replacing mouths as explosive ejaculation ensues. After their mutual orgasms subside, we witness these two cum covered cuties French kissing - tongues twisting in an erotic dance as they taste the cum on their lips locked in lesbian embrace - massaging their considerable cumshots into each other’s glistening semen soaked tits as their sperm spent cocks lay languid between their legs. Upon regaining their sexual composure, the two stand up and begin jacking themselves off in our faces as if to offer us a taste of the cum covering their gigantic cock heads in these massive penis mutual masturbation movies from Futanaria.com:

    

    

I love a nice titwank and cumming on tits provided my favourite orgasm in my life so far, but I must admit to never having experienced what would be the sexually surprising phallic feeling of a massive penis prodding my posterior whilst doing so. However, when extremely well-endowed dickgirl Dara Danglemore unleashes and unloads her 15+ inch trouser anaconda of cum upon the beautiful big breasts of Bianca Bonesworth in their huge cock hermaphrodite titfuck series for the Futanaria website!

If fact, busty titfucking temptress Bianca could’ve just as easily slid her gigantic cock beneath Dara’s dress and started fucking her pussy amidst the titwank for a totally different sort of spitroasting sex that doesn’t even require a threesome to pull it off! Indeed, an erotic opportunity missed, in my humble opinion. This sexy titfuck is not without it’s comic relief moments, either, as we get to see dickgirls Dara & Bianca become completely kerfuddled trying to measure the girth of the latter’s impractically large penis, instead getting it hopelessly wrapped up like a meaty mummy in the measuring tape!

All in all, a refreshingly randy romp resulting in a colossal cumshot across busty hermaphrodite Bianca’s comely chest with belly, big tits & cleavage getting completely covered in cum before semen starts dribbling down her cum-soaked flesh and pooling provocatively in a spermy puddle on the couch as the titfucking commences once more in these massive penis titfuck videos & photos that “cum” courtesy of Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

    

    

I started playing with cock (erm, I mean other than my own, of course) a little over a year before I’d had my first sexual experience with a girl - or, more accurately, she was a total slut preying on young virgins like myself who’d fuck anything with a pulse and a penis (although we did become the nearest, dearest & closest of friends after we’d stopped fucking and instead resorted to mutual masturbation as she regaled me with the sordid sexy stories of her countless sexual virgin deflowering conquests). Oh, and she had big tits, too. Well, I considered them big at the time, her being an E-cup and all with her Mom having nicknamed her “more bounce to the ounce).

This early sexual experience rather ruined me for other women as, shortly thereafter, I became a serial slut fucker and wouldn’t even entertain the idea of a long-term relationship with any girl who wasn’t a promiscuous slut with big boobs. It also stopped me from having sex with men since I now needed tits to truly get my rocks off. So, there I was - too breast obsessed to be gay and enjoyed sucking cock too much to be straight - a truly sad state of affairs. Even sadder was the flaccid fact that porn no longer worked for me a masturbation material. I’d never liked gay porn as I’m averse to anal sex and, in straight porn, I wanted the girls all to have big breasts and big cocks (the latter never being the case until I discovered busty shemale porn later in life, although a true pre-op transsexual with an extremely large penis is a rarity indeed). And so I am left alone with the lingering fantasy in my head of finding a girl with huge boobs and a massive cock.

However, my recent discovery of giant penis Futanari Porn finally fulfilled my big tits / huge cock fantasies to fruition. I relish each and every one of their frequent updates, especially when my giant penis fantasy dream girl of the moment Rachel Ramrod makes an alluring appearance as she did in her most recent photo & video series entitled “Dick Girl Sperm Clinic” with the exceptionally well-endowed Felicia Femwood.

Now, personally, I’ve never had a doctor or nurse play with my penis during an examination before but, if it’s what the doctor orders, I certainly wouldn’t be opposed. In fact, I’m generally unopposed to pretty much anyone playing with my penis and often whip my dick out at parties just to see if anyone’s interested in having a go, but the thought of having a skilled medical professional who knew the ins & outs of the human sexual anatomy in such graphic detail would be a special treat indeed!

The series starts out with nurse Felicia asking advice from doctor Rachel regarding some issues she’s having with her scrotum - well, lack of issue might be more appropriate as her balls are bound with cum and she’s in desperate need of an orgasm to relieve the testicular pressure (which makes one wonder why she hasn’t tried wanking as an obvious option?)! A sympathetic Dr Rachel begins licking her balls and massaging her penis through her pantyhose to an enormous erection - which brought pleasant mammary memories of my busty girlfriend resting her hand on my crotch as the bulge in my pants grew to a throbbing erection which she commenced rubbing erotically but stopped short of orgasm so I didn’t jizz my jeans again (yes, she’d engaged this casual masturbation behaviour before to messy trousers cumshot completion :~P) - before fishing her cock out for some knob gobbling blowjob therapy.

Returning the well sucked penis back to her pantyhose, our well-hung cock doctor resumes masturbating her patient’s enormous penis until the first sign of sperm cum straining against the sheer material of her hose, at which point Dr Rachel decides she needs to take a semen sample, quickly grabbing a cup to catch as mush of the pantyhose strained cumshot as she can. Felicia soon fills the empty vessel with the seed of her seminal vesicle as Rachel carries on jacking her off to jizz in a cup (or “Cup o’ Cum”, to use it’s proper brand name), after which our daring dick doctor defies all accepted medical convention and, drawing the cum-filled cup to her lips, takes a big gulp of milky semen for a cum eating taste test.

The extreme pressure in her swollen testicles now summarily relieve, nurse Felicia decides to thank doctor Rachel for her expert oral and manual ministrations with a titfuck and a blowjob - ultimately releasing gallons of cum on her tits and face. The best bit, though, is when Felicia aims Rachel’s powerful pump-action sperm cannon to blast a big load cum in her mouth with which to gargle, spitting semen through her closed lips so that cum dribbles down her chin and into her cleavage. Honestly, this Rachel Ramrod is a one woman bukkake fest - an explosive ejaculation waiting to happen!

Alas, why can’t I find such a super sexy large penis hermaphrodite cock milking cum nurse in real life? Truly, it would be a waking, wanking wet dream fantasy fulfilled! And so, whilst I entertain the erotic notion that this giant cock loving dream could actually be a reality, I’ll let you enjoy stunning sham shemales Rachel Ramrod & Felicia Femwood playing doctor and nurse respectively in these lovely large cock milking cum tasting hermaphrodite masturbation videos & photos that “cum” courtesy of Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

    

    

    

‘Twasn’t all that long ago that I introduced you to the two foot long penis of Nikki Noblong from the Futanaria huge cock hermaphrodite fantasy site…

…and now I’m pleased to bring Nikki and her unfeasibly large penis back for another visit since she’s just released her prom night videos wherein we watch this UWE big dick girl pacing nervously in her prom dress as she anxiously awaits the arrival of her prom date. He’s late, of course, and it’s not long before Nikki begins to wonder if she’s been stood up - and, thinking about it, he’s probably quite intimidated by her penis as she does have one of the most massive cocks you could ever hope to encounter!

In fact, her gigantic genitals are so immense that I dare say her exceptionally well-endowed willy is too big for my liking! Now that’s truly something I never would’ve imagined myself saying, extreme size queen that I am - but, upon considerable contemplation, I find that this size cock is more to my personal tastes in penis size perfection. That said, I certainly wouldn’t pass up the opportunity to have a go on naughty Nikki’s huge knob for it’s sheer novelty value alone! Indeed, where else are you going to find a two foot long cock that can easily accommodate a handjob, a titfuck and a blowjob all at the same time, not to mention require at least three extra people just to jack off?

But back to our story: Deciding that her prom date has stood her up, Nikki is left all by her lonesome with only her magnificent massive cock to keep her company. So, rather than just wallowing in self pity, poor Nikki decides that wanking would be the next best alternative. After all, that enormous erection poking out from between her boobs in cleavage cock titfuck fashion did seem to be begging for attention (as I’m quite certain that, with her penis perched between her tits like that, it would be nigh on impossible to avoid titfucking it as she walked!). Soon enough, she’s sat down on the floor with her massive manhood well in hand, jacking her swollen shaft, licking her dick head and sucking herself off with abandon. So enamoured is Nikki by the engorged endowment throbbing needfully before her, she can’t help saying “I love you penis” in between blowjobs (hmmm, I wonder if she’s given it a name?)!

It takes about 15 minutes of massive penis masturbation before her balls are fit to burst, unleashing a most impressive orgasm showing gallons of cum on her tits and face in the process. In fact, at one point during the erotically extended cumshot sequence in this video, Nikki literally cums over her own shoulder with the seemingly non-stop spray of surging semen spurts hither, thither and yon! Is this the colossal cumshot heard ’round the world or what?! In the end, this endless gushing orgasm leaves her pretty pink prom dress covered in cum as her pulsing penis comes to rest still erect in the slippery pool of sperm soaking the floor surrounding her.

It’s within this post-orgasmic glow glistening in cum-covered glory that what is decidedly a rather sticky situation gets even stickier. As huge dick darling Nikki sits there nursing her cock and balls of the last remaining remnants of the enormous ejaculation adorning her beautiful body in a scene reminiscent of Carrie had they used buckets of cum rather than pig’s blood, the doorbell rings and she realises that her prom date has arrived! Oh bugger, whatever will she do now, as who in their right mind wants to date a girl covered in semen stains from her giant cock cumming (hmmm, I wonder if it’s too late to apply to be a surrogate boyfriend to stand in as a cock loving replacement? as I’d personally feel quite proud to show off my girlfriend’s giant penis to all of my friends at the prom party and probably spend the rest of the night cuddling her cock in the corner, ducking under the table to treat my prom queen to a sneaky blowjob every now and again. after all, a chick with a dick as big as hers truly deserves my fullest phallic attention!)?

Anyway, enough talk and on with the hardcore porn! Here’s sexy self-sucking prom queen Nikki Noblong masturbating her massive penis to oral orgasm in autofellatio videos that come with loving courtesy of Futanaria.com:

    

    

So sorry to whitter on about this stunning dick girl incessantly regarding her having the most beautiful cock, but such pretty penis perfection never fails to leave me in awe over her enormous endowment (am quite sure my wife would like her, too, size queen that she is indiscriminately pulling big dicks wherever she may find them), but I find myself unable to evade my insatiable lust for cock whenever I so much as see her. Indeed, if someone as sublimely sexy and massively well-endowed as Rachel Ramrod ever flashed her penis at me, I’d be down on my knees in an instant with my lips open wide to receive her massive meatstick in my cum hungry mouth sucking her off with a big boner blowjob to completion until her orgasm until the sweet taste of her cum ejaculated within my oral orifice leaving me only to swallow her semen having been erotically overcome with huge cock worship.

The mere fantasy of having such as unfeasibly well hung honey as a horny hermaphrodite girlfriend of my very own, my slutty sex life would be even more heavenly than it is now! The mere thought of Rachel and her ravishing ramrod has been keeping me in constant spontaneous erections recently with such sudden hard-ons occurring at an alarming frequency to the point of jizzing my jeans with pre-cum at the most inopportune times! I blame the vast variety of huge cock fetish fantasies for this. For example, Rachel is so extremely well-endowed that I’m quite sure I could manage fucking her pussy and sucking her cock simultaneously (although, barring that, a nice horny two-handed handjob with my comparatively small cock in her cunt for added stability would do in a pinch as well!). Then again, I’m afeared that once I got hold of that picture of huge penis perfection, I’d never let go!

So, whilst I start working on my kung fu grip for those tight two-fisted handjobs and fitting a whole billiard ball in my mouth in order to accommodate her unfeasibly well-endowed dick head, I’ll leave you with a few photos & video hermaphrodite masturbation clips starring our amazingly well hung honey pleasuring her pussy with a vibrator whilst jacking off to extreme ejaculation all over her beautiful body (how’s that for a squirting orgasm (albeit from what would be a rather thick and inordinately long penis shaped clit!)?). In fact, it’s hard to tell whether she’d cum from with horny handjob or the pussy play (I just love the way that she asks in the throes of wanking ecstasy that we keep fucking her cock with our hands harder & faster)! And so, here’s ever lovely dick girl Rachel Ramrod in horny huge cock hermaphrodite videos that come courtesy of Futanaria.com…

        

        

        

        

        

…ah, but it’s what Rachel does after her wanking to orgasm orgy that’s hotter than the horny hell of Hieronymus Bosch. To see her deliberately drawing her sex spent shaft slowly toward her mouth to start licking & sucking cum from the massive dick head of her giant penis gets my cock leaking with joy juice. And I’m not the only one getting turned on by this horny hermaphrodite as she herself starts spontaneously cumming again aiming her ejaculation to cum on her tits this time before rubbing the remains of her semen on her nipples. This cum covered cutie with a huge cock and great heaping gobs of glorious glistening cum gushing down the sublimely sensual curves of her beautiful hermaphrodite body then teasingly licks her sticky semen stained fingers, tasting her cum and commenting on how delicious it is wishing we were there to share in its nutritious spermy goodness - and I dare say that I’d be first to dive between her legs and lick her dick despite the potential of my penis accidentally sliding into her pussy from slipping on semen soaked sheets!

All in all, a fantastic fantasy finish to this horny hermaphrodite handjob - truly the sexy stuff X-rated wet dreams are made of. I want Rachel’s cock in my mouth and I want it now. I need to feel her hot cum gushing against the back of my throat as her semen spews forth from my lips unable to contain this vixen’s viscous volume within my limited oral capacity. To feel the warm waves of sticky semen cascading down my naked body and pooling in to my lap as I instinctively commence jacking off my cunt craving cock with her cum for lubrication. Of course, should Rachel so wish, I’d be happy to hold off on the handjob long enough to stick my cock in her pussy for a fuck whilst I lovingly licked the rest of her ravishing ramrod clean of her tasty cum. Ah, the fantasies these videos inspire in a dirty old man like me. I must say that this heavy dose of hermaphrodite masturbation material is quickly becoming my favourite wanking fodder of all time. And so, once again, here’s the stunning Rachel Ramrod jerking off her massive penis in these hermaphrodite handjob videos that “cum” courtesy of Futanaria.com:

    

    

    

While I’m sure I’ll get over this giant cock kick soon - although I must admit having loads of phallic fetish fun perving over all the giant penis porn over at Futanaria - I just wanted to blog one more post about them before we return to our regular busty shemales of adequate endowment. I guess I’ve just been overtaken by a bit of an obsession over immensely oversized genitalia of late with all the huge cock transsexual porn & giant penis self-sucking shemales on show, that these massive male organs have been occupying an inordinate amount of my time so much so that I’ve hardly paid any attention to big tits!

Seeing so many massively well hung honeys makes me wish that my wife’s cock was as big as the unfeasibly well-endowed wedding tackle these dick girls are sporting as, indeed, that would make me a happy, happy man. I could well imagine myself just whiling away my days naked in bed, jacking her off incessantly until I was covered in a white, sticky cum bath from her enormous ejaculation (well, with whatever of her supersized semen missed my cum hungry mouth). Ah, but to dream. Cor blimey! If I had a girlfriend with a penis as large as Loann Loadblower, Dana Danglmor, Nikki Noblong or, God forbid, Rachel Ramrod - who, despite not having the biggest cock on the site, sports what I consider to be THE Perfect Penis circumcised and about a foot long with a generously wide girth and a big dick head the size of a small apple when erect - I would solemnly swear I’d stop my slutty habit of fishing for random strange cocks to pull at parties forever.

Then again, maybe it’s just the naughty novelty of watching all of these really cute chicks with dicks running around with their massive erections pointing the way, stopping for little masturbation breaks every once in a while so we can witness their colossal cumshots shooting out the big bell-ends of their hand-held pump action sperm cannons. I don’t know why, but seeing their horny huge cocks cumming buckets of semen serves to bring bisexual in me out of the closet and never fails to turn me on with a comparatively pitiful erection of my own! Now, if only I could find the futanari porn site devoted to gigantic female genitalia with monster clits, unusually long labia lips & super soaker pussy squirting I’d be well away!

Today’s fantasy involves big cock hermaphrodites fucking each other’s versatile vaginas until they explode in orgasm all over their sweet asses. Granted, these girls are a bit different from genuine hermaphrodites since their giant genitals are fully functional in all sexual respects, so today’s blog is moreso sort of a large penis hermaphrodite sex fantasy rather than erotic reality. Still, I have no trouble getting off on this stuff - hermaphrodite porn being such a rarity - and so I thought I’d share my big dick hermaphrodite fantasy with you courtesy of hard fucking hermaphrodite on hermaphrodite videos coming to you courtesy of Futanaria.com: