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Golden Shower Dick Girls Pissing & Cumming – Hermaphrodite Watersports Anyone?

Golden showers fill your eyes, I’ll await your piss surprise, pee pretty darling, do not dry, and I will drink your love hole pie-eee…

My only experience with watersports (and, no, we’re not talking swimming, skiing & diving here) was letting a girl hold my penis while I pee. Trouble was, the moment she touched my cock, I started getting an erection (and those of you who’ve tried to piss through a stiffy will know just how much of a problem peeing with a hard on can be, let alone when someone else is trying to aim it for you). The worst thing, though, was that I had sex with her earlier and find it quite painful pissing after I’ve cum since, although not anatomically correct, it feels like my urethra has got some sort of piss vs semen backwash effect going on. Thus, for me, sex and piss just don’t mix.

…once I wizz away, my big fat boner, once I wizz away, my big fat bone, pee pretty darling, do not dry, and I will drink your love hole pie-eee…

However, I have a fair few friends who are into watersports, ranging from getting turned on watching girls peeing to a full-on piss-soaked fuck-fest! So, despite the fact I’m not a pee fetish fan myself (although I might be willing to give it a go in the virtual sense should Nintendo ever come out with a Wee Sports package), it would be remiss of me not to blog a proper piss-up. And so, today’s futa fetish feature shall be Piss Showers of Bliss starring Zoey Zipperipper, Erica Erect & Penny Pistol from Futanaria.com

Three girls jacking off big cocks to wank along with Zoey Zipperipper, Erica Erect & Penny Pistol from Futanaria.com

…but, before we get to that, I also need to tell you about a wee little format change here on Hermaphrodite Heaven. To wit, we’re switching to embedded videos based on popular demand so, rather than getting the usual new-half dozen of 20 second video clips, I’ll be making movie trailer-type tube-style videos to provide a better and more comprehensive preview of all the erotic action therein. Of course, for those of you porn collectors who (like myself), prefer to archive and view them off-line because inline videos annoy the tits off you, I’ll include a video download link after the embedded video version.

…girl, you’re gonna carry that wee, carry that wee a long time, girl, you’re gonna carry that wee, carry that wee a long time…

Right, then, on with the Piss Showers of Bliss! The video starts off with our enormously erect and talented Erica with her head between her knees, giving herself a DIY blowjob alone on the couch. However, it being Karmic law that someone will always walk in on your when you’re wanking, it soon becomes a case of mouth masturbation interrupted as Penny & Zoe wander in only to find our female fellatrix couched in a most compromising position. Once they stop pointing and laughing at her surprise phallic feeding, the penis equipped pair take an intense autoerotic interest in her amazing solo oral sex skill, so Erica provides a practical demonstration of her fine autofellatio technique as her cock curious onlookers get more close-up and personal.

…I never give you my piss load, I only jizz you ejaculation, and in the middle of my masturbation, I break down…

And, as you’d expect, it’s not long before the other two girls try self-sucking their own cocks, only to find their less well-endowed phalli don’t reach! Zoey even tries to lend a helping hand by squeezing her big tits against Penny’s ass in the hope of pushing her penis into her mouth, but her small cock is not long enough to even touch her tongue. :~( After several somewhat funny but failed autofellatio efforts, it appears poor Penny decides, “Piss on this!” (literally) and begins urinating on the girls as a wee tits wet t-shirt contest commences with a piss filled Penny peeing all over boobs and faces (please note I said “faces” not “faeces”, as the latter is a totally different fetish :~P).

…girl, you’re gonna carry that wee, carry that wee a long time, girl, you’re gonna carry that wee, carry that wee a long time…

Then, as if to show girls can pee standing up, Penny gets on her feet as our tits and cock couple kneel in piss worship before her. However, when our pretty pair of phallic lesbians begin taking more of an interest in each other than Penny’s perpetually pissing penis, she takes advantage ot the two girls kissing by sliding her cock between their locked lips to get a two-on-one blowjob but starts peeing in their mouths instead! It’s then we learn that, apparently, contracting piss in mouth disease makes girls horny since it’s soon back up on the couch for a pee-soaked mutual masturbation session.

…and in the end, the piss you take, is equal to the piss, you make.

Once all three well-endowed women get caught wanking off in a watersports orgy until we find our trio of masturbating girls pissing and cumming at the same time (I thought they weren’t supposed to cross the streams! no, wait, that’s Ghostbusters), we see just how peesome a threesome can be! But, as this blog is in danger of getting too silly for it’s own good (truly, I was just about to tell you how I had a 4th of July essay rejected at school because I’d entitled it “You’re a Nation, America!”), I’ll stop to show you darling dickgirls Zoey Zipperipper, Erica Erect & Penny Pistol in some sample photos and my preview trailer from their Piss Showers of Bliss video from Futanaria.com:

Piss Showers of Bliss photos from Futanaria

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Piss Showers of Bliss video from Futanaria
 

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8 Responses to “Golden Shower Dick Girls Pissing & Cumming – Hermaphrodite Watersports Anyone?”

  1. HermLvrX says:

    Well it beats the usual stuff from Futanaria

  2. BigDee says:

    even as a fantasy ,it’s still close to impossible to pee with a hard on lol
    the self sucking is hot

  3. marz says:

    Are these dicks real?

  4. Question says:

    How do they cum so much! I want whatever that is!

  5. mhmm21 says:

    this is hot plz update more new ones

  6. mhmm21 says:

    i would fuck the shit out of erica erect

  7. GonnaHate says:

    The dicks aren’t real, they aren’t cumming. Genius d: and I can piss with a hard-on no problem. You should get that checked.

  8. Bbwpenis says:

    Wow! I jut realized that the song is a parody of “Gilden Slumbers Melody” by the Beatles! Lol I’m over a year behind.

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