…but, having seen the full Sperm Bank Servicing a Slut scene from Futanaria, “Three Girls, One Cup” seemed more apropos, too! And, frankly, it’s far more tasteful to have two girls with penises playing doctor and nurse, respectively, whilst making a girl cum in a cup than it is to broach that most bizarre sexual boundary a step beyond watersports. :~P

After all, what ever could be perverted about three extremely well-endowed women wearing giant, ejaculating strap-ons (you didn’t think these strap-on girls were real hermaphrodites, did you?)? No, there’s nothing wrong with a girl pretending to have a penis and pussy in one, her gigantic genitals of the opposite gender giving a whole new meaning to the sexy female ejaculation of squirting orgasms. Also, it serves to solve the pussy problem with lesbian porn being “too many holes, not enough poles” (™Vix)!

Trouble is, the reverse gynecological girls’ cum collecting cup is too small for the enormous semen sample their busty blonde patient’s massive penis provides (although I suppose these fake cock wielding cuties can take some comfort in the fact their spoon isn’t too big), super heavy cummer that she is, as we find our both male and female genitalia girl jacking off to ejaculate jizz all over tits and faces in the big boobs, full body bukkake cum bath cum semen massage with a happy ending conclusion to our all girl threesome of sexy lesbians with a little extra going on down below in these fucking three girls photos from Futanaria.com…

    

    

    

    

    

…and, just to get a taste of their cum filled hermaphrodite sex orgy in full phallic lesbian mutual masturbation to multiple orgasms motion, here are dickgirls Franchesca Frankfurter, Crissy Cockswell & Lauren Lancealot in a preview of their Sperm Bank Servicing a Slut video from Futanaria.com:

P.S. Ah, but I’ve saved the best hermaphrodite sex news for last, genitally speaking, as I’ve just received word Futanaria is now offering free hosted photo & video galleries, thus making my hard (hand) job of blogging their beautiful babes with boners so much easier! Thus, although I’ve already jizzed out hermaphrodite blogs on more a mouthful of these, here’s their full faux phallus fetish fantasy female cock cum collection of girls having sex with a strap-on fuck fun in photos & videos from Futanaria.com:

    

    

    

    

    

    

…and, while I’ve seen lovely Lexxxi Luxe in big breast comparison photos before, she’s always been going girl-on-girl, tit-to-tit with an extremely well-endowed woman of similar mammary gland magnitude, like M-cup busty blonde BBW beauty Maggie Dubonet at her LexxxiLuxe.com site…

…and, to be fair, I’ve seen sexy Lex in giant breast smothering shots, too…

…but the extra large breast obsessed boy being smothered by boobs didn’t have any tits and, likewise, Lexxxi didn’t have a penis at the time (which is a good thing, because her bosom buddy would have been decapitated by dick in that second huge tits in your face boob photo above (hmm, “FaceBoob”? I sense a new, more breast friendly social networking site “cumming” on!)).

But those two, too horny tits and cock oversights have now been addressed in most ample bust plus super sized BBW boner fashion (although I’ve never heard SSBBW being used to refer to the size of a girl’s genitals before) since a) Abby’s got big tits (well, you’ve got to consider D-cup breasts big where busty shemales are concerned) and b) Josie’s got her jumbo genitalia of the opposite gender in the fertility goddess with phallic symbol form of a giant ejaculating strap-on as enormous erection on, too!

‘Tho what’s an arguably bisexual hermaphrodite like Abby to do when her unbelievably yet all naturally busty girlfriend’s penis is too big for sex or even a monster cock sucking big boobs blowjob? Well, I guess since her extreme genital length and girth takes both coitus and oral sex out of the question, Abby’s only foreplay or fucking option would be to find sexual consolation in the colossal cleavage comfort of juggsome Josie’s giant boobs. Then again, when you “cum” face to tits with the biggest breasts you’ve ever laid eyes on, yet another uncomfortable issue emerges, to wit: Do you suck ‘em or fuck ‘em (although, to be honest, I suffer the same problem with pussy)?

Well, in the new Playing with Pillows & Penises series, adorable dickgirl Abby does both (after a funny fucking failed fellatio attempt, that is, although you can’t help but feel bad for a girl with a cock too big for a blowjob), starting out with massive tit sucking before burying her face between boobs bigger than her head and squeezing heavy handfuls of breast flesh hard enough to make Josie’s titanic twin P-cup soft pillow tits swallow her whole (would that be a squishy tit-head-fuck, perhaps?)!

And then it’s on to the tit-fucking fun where the two girls explore breast sex in a busty voluptuous variety of P-cup titfuck positions, including the elusive big boob stacking transverse lesbian titfuck! But, try as she might to achieve orgasm from their mutual mammary masturbation game of playing hide the penis in cleavage, it appears her mega-busty girlfriend’s boobs are too big and soft for a titfuck to cum shot completion, as we end up with our two girls fondling each other’s breasts in a reach around manner whilst jacking off to jizz away the sexual frustration by squirting simultaneous orgasms of multiple phallic female ejaculation as darling dickgirls Abby Armshlong and Josie Jumboner cum together for the first time ever at Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

        

But anyway, remember those pics that put a new lactating tits twist on the concept of cock milking girls?…

…and how I’d complained about Futanaria trying to stick too many bizarre sex fetishes in one perverted photo and video series? Well, their new breast milking during sex video seems to have the full tits lactation fetish fantasy bases covered to a tee (erm, as long as hardcore lactation lovers don’t mind a busty girl lactating with an extra (large) ejaculating appendage attached to her pussy parts)! However, we’d be here forever if I attempted to write about all of them in sexually explicit lactation detail, so here’s a list of my top ten breast milking tips from the vid…

- two girls breast feeding each other (one milky, one dry)

- a large penis breast feeding blowjob combo (mmm, milky in more ways than one)

- squirting breast milk on boobs

- licking breast milk off nipples

- two girls kissing tit to tit with breast milk in their mouths (erm, would that be the lactation fetish equivalent of cum swapping?)

- squirting breast milk on a penis and rubbing it in (thus, the new twist on cock milking for girls)

- jacking off with a breast milk handjob while fucking hermaphrodite pussy (just to prove there’s no shemale lactation herein)

- big boobs lactating during sex and orgasm

- big cock cumming on lactating tits

- a combination bukkake cum breast milk massage with a happy ending!

…how’s that for a lazy hermaphrodite lactation blog? That said, I could have just shown you my favorite tits clips from this mammary milking movie and saved all the effort! But, despite having now milked my mental breasts dry, her are dairylicious dickgirls Caitlyn Cumgusher and Abby Armshlong in a brief preview trailer from their Dairy Cow Dickgirl video at Futanaria.com:

Having made my P-cup breasts / giant penis promise to post Futanaria‘s Josie Jumboner video as soon as it was available on-line…

…I find it’s finally time to bring this biggest boobs self tit fucking fat cock fetish fantasy to fruition.

However, there is one truly massive penis problem: You’d think such a super busty girl with the biggest breasts in the world would have no trouble giving a titfuck – especially 38P Lexxxi Luxe aka Anorei Collins, whose gigantic tits are so fucking big she could easily hide multiple penii in the warm, soothing and sexually satisfying cock caressing comfort of her colossal cleavage!

Trouble is, as busty shemale alter ego Josie Jumboner, her own cock is too fat to fuck – be it through extra large breast sex or otherwise – so she seems to have the most enormous difficulty in finding the perfect titfuck position to wrap those huge, pendulous P-cups nice and tight ’round her swollen shaft, trying several voluptuous variations on titfuck techniques until she finds what works best for breast masturbating a woman well-endowed in more ways than one (and, no, for a sex change, I’m not talking flaps here!). ;~)

Ah, but there’s no such thing as a bad titfuck, is there? Just the soft touch of tit flesh on phallus makes it all worthwhile. And so, with those most massive mammaries making their erotic movie return to Hermaphrodite Heaven (hers being the largest natural breasts ever seen on this site) and making several giant titfuck attempts before her “boob job” proves successful on such an unnaturally big boner, here’s our ever lovely P-cup busty Lexxxi Luxe nee Anorei Collins getting cum on her tits in my brief but biggest penis preview from her Josie Jumboner self-titfuck video from Futanaria.com…

…oh, and sorry to concentrate so hard on the tit-fucking there and ignore the rest of the video, but I wanted to capture every big norks nuance of her sexy shemale self-titfuck technique.

So, just to give you a little different taste of tits from her busty BBW with the Biggest Boner video and using her heavy hangers to lighten the mood from that seriously sexy self titfuck cum breast massage earlier since I don’t have enough porn bloopers on my blog, once again here’s gorgeous juggsome Josie Jumboner with gigantic tits falling out of her P-cup bra (quite literally, re: the “falling” bit) when the extremely well-endowed weight of her monster cock and unbelievably big boobs combined throw her huge tits totally off balance in my funny porn blooper video outtake from Futanaria.com:

…however, perving over my dick-girl directory, the only girl with giant tits and foot long nipples big enough for a pussy nipple fuck is Nikki Noblong…

…but nipply Nikki’s never even done a girl-on-girl scene for Futanaria, let alone lactating lesbian nipple fucking (which begs the question; when she has a (quite literal) titfuck orgasm, would her nipple cum breast milk in her partner’s pussy instead of ejaculating semen?!), although she did do some super busty lesbian sex sans a penis as nipple milking Nikki Nipplicious at macromastia mega-boobs huge breast expansion sister site Mastasia.com:

        

        

        

        

…as, in addition to the big breast milk lactation photo above which gives a whole new meaning to the cock milking concept (and ignoring the obvious (trans-) gender identity issues of a busty transsexual / intersexed girl with lactating tits and a penis and pussy in one), the new, unique twists on our old porn cliches “cum” heavy and fast like a bukkake jizz blast in this set.

Between the big tit to tit action with two girls kissing, their penises crossed at the crotch, cute cameltoe cunt shots with shaved vulva visible via panty bulge caused by big balls (on her pussy), lesbian long distance sex with a very large penis, cock too big to “cum” face to face, jizz gushing genitals squirting female ejaculation of girl cum on tits twice, as it goes (heh, as if milky big boobs lactating on tits with a penis between us isn’t enough to satisfy large breast feeding busty shemale lactation fetish fans), it’s just erotic overkill! Oh, and mammary gland milking aside, it’s also got the hottest hermaphrodite sex erect penis to nipple pussy fucking pic ever!

See? I’m exhausted already! I blame Abby Armshlong since, regardless of transgendered genitalia, I’ve just got this weird thing about blondes…

…in any case, let me regain my sexual composure (I’m not a quick repeater by any stretch of the big pussy lips at the biggest is best breasts of times), whilst you enjoy some sexy tits lactating dickgirl fuck photos of cock cuties Caitlyn Cumgusher & Abby Armshlong as pictorial preview to the Dairy Cow Dickgirl series cumming big tits lactation sex courtesy of Futanaria.com…

        

        

        

        

        

…right, then. Now that I’ve recovered my stamina nicely (unlike these girls, who seem to be able to maintain an erection after ejaculation with no issue whatsoever (unless you count their colossal cumshots, which are big issues in and of themselves)), I’m not ashamed to admit I suffer an embarrassing personal problem of porn overload from the otherwise fine Futanaria folk.

You see, the Lustful Lovers in Lingerie set with dickgirls Zoey Zipperipper, Mandy Mainvein, & Dana Doubledong is even worse (or better, depending upon your penis perspective) in terms of packing too much porn in one sitting! While I was going to use this video to illustrate the multiple penis and vagina variety in hermaphrodite spit-roasting sex positions. Why, this threesome could cum in a full circle fuck and thus better a blowjob orgy!…

…but they don’t, instead getting caught up in strange sex fetish foreplay like sharing a diphallic double blowjob while jacking off each other for a sensual touch of mutual masturbation on the side, a two penis titfuck or even trying to get one girl to suck three cocks at the same time (although, admittedly, getting to see a girl giving a triple blowjob is a spectacular prospect)! And that’s not all, as the sex gets even stranger when all three girls abandon a blowjob in sexual favor of foot fetish shrimping toe sucking oral sex (if you can even call it that), rough sex fantasy role playing with cock gagging skull fucking by force (which, despite some thinking me a sick pervert at times, still proved a bit too much to bear) and a spanking (can we not let the poor girl give a good blowjob in peace and leave her sweet little ass out of it?)!!

Honestly, all I wanted was a sexy hermaphrodite spitroast sex video, but the futa folk couldn’t leave well-endowed enough alone, cluttering up multiple coitus connections with every other sex fetish imaginable! Oh well, at least they lighten up the whole serious post-coital mood with a laugh as condom popping busty blonde Zoey’s inflatable erection protection blows up in her face with a scream to show herm sex is fun when all is cum and done. :~)

Yet my problem still remains in how to pack all the sexy girl penis & pussy perversion in the full-length 30-minute hardcore hermaphrodite video into one tidy twat, tits & todger threesome preview trailer two minutes long? I’ve given it my best erotic effort, though, to fit it all in nice & tight (unlike these giant penis girls with cocks too big to fuck a pussy properly) in my cum too quickly (sorry about that, but these girls ejaculate in orgasms so long I had to cut most of the cumshot content) group-sex copulation compilation clip featuring pretty phallic females Zoey Zipperipper, Mandy Mainvein, & Dana Doubledong in their Lustful Lovers in Lingerie video from Futanaria.com:

And, of course, if we’re talking gigantic P-cup tits, that can only mean one thing: Super busty Lexxxi Luxe aka Anorei Collins has grown a penis? :~?

    

In fact, as hermaphrodite SSBBW alter ego Josie Jumboner at Futanaria.com, I dare say her super-sized girl dick looks bigger than her most massive tits, which makes one very well-endowed woman wonder if the genetic genital giantism equivalent to virginal breast hypertrophy might be virginal penis hypertrophy (i.e. gigantomastia = gigantogenitalia) – meh, who can say?

All I know is that fans who’ve been waiting to see a hardcore Lexxxi Luxe titfuck are in for a bit of a surprise, as even my most perverted / prurient thoughts would have never imagined lovely Lexxxi as a sexy shemale with the biggest breasts and largest penis self tit-fucking her very own Anorei Collins cock to cum on her tits completion! And so, with big boobs to the large breast fetish extreme and a jumbo boner to boot, here’s 38P Lexxxi Luxe aka Anorei Collins as massive mammaries masturbating macromastia maiden with a monster male member Josie Jumboner from Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

P.S. I was going to say that Lexxxi’s got a lot of balls to do this (and good for her!) but, then again, those titanic testicles speak for themselves. ;~)

I’m not talking when you’re fucking – that’s a cum gushing genital given – but, rather, the overwhelming urge to have an orgasm for no reason at all, and perhaps in the most asexual of situations. But, because it’s apparently inappropriate to get your penis or pussy out in public for masturbation purposes, you fear the mortal danger you might just cum in your pants or, for the girls, cream your jeans at any moment, just like sexy redhead with a female erection Brittany Batterblaster at Futanaria.com…

        

…I must admit I’m no stranger to feeling like I need an orgasm in inapropos places but, to be fair, I did have a good wank reason to relieve my erection:

I had this perpetually horny jizz fiend of a girlfriend who was always trying to make me cum in my pants when we were amongst friends by rubbing my cock through my trousers in a dry humping sort of way. She was a clever cum slut, though, listening intently to my breathing or taking my penis pulse through its throbbing erection sensitive to any overt sexual signals I was ready to cum. If she detected even the slightest thrust or throb or gasp from my genital direction, she’d stop her sexy prick tease penis massage short of orgasm, just leaving me with a sticky mess of precum in my pants to wallow in all day with nary a horny hint of sexual relief to cum.

Let’s be honest, was a sweet little love note saying, “I owe you an orgasm,” too much to ask so I could collect an IOU cum on demand? :~?

However, I can’t say I didn’t enjoy her cruel cock torture (apart from the penis pain problem peeing with an erection primed and ready to pop a load of jizz in my jeans immediately afterwards), since my typically tumescent teen cock craved any tactile genital attention it could get just to experience the most welcome touch of an unfamiliar hand – or any other body part, in her case, typically her sexy ass – masturbating me. Looking back in erotic retrospect over my adolescent years, I guess it was kinda kind of her not to make me cum embarrassing semen stains on my pants, as a little dribble of precum is far less obvious evidence of sexual activity.

But, my unrequited orgasms aside, sometimes the need to cum is so strong in a sexually charged situation that you suffer spontaneous ejaculation sans stimulation, as was the case for male genitalia girl Janeen Junkstuffer jacking off two cocks at once but cumming without wanking to a hands free orgasm of phallic female ejaculation as seen with synchronized sex handjob buddies Erica Erect & Brittany Batterblaster below…

…but, as much as I enjoy the mental mutual masturbation to simultaneous orgasm of continuing my spontaneous cum shot conversation with you (well, more of a penis monologue on my part, really), I’m sure you’d rather watch our three beautiful big boner babes in the extremely well-endowed dickgirls threesome between Brittany Batterblaster, Erica Erect, & Janeen Junkstuffer…

        

        

        

…in a preview of their Spontaneous Cum Busting video from Futanaria.com:

…as I’d put my whole focus on the self fucking extreme vaginal insertion of penis in pussy pictures and didn’t concentrate near enough on the big cock autofellatio aspect of her Self Sucking & Fucking Futanaria photos…

        

        

…which, in turn, aroused my curiosity, making me wonder whether having a real hermaphrodite girlfriend well-endowed with cunt and cock long enough to self suck and fuck herself was really that good an idea after all! After all, if a horny human hermaphrodite can have sex with itself and masturbate using her own mouth to get blowjobs on demand, what would be the point of me even being there? I mean, if she’s so much of a macropenis sexual mutant that my giant genitals girl doesn’t need me to fuck or suck her off to have sex or a blowjob to cumshot completion, whatever could I do for her?

I suppose the only saving grace of her gigantic genitalia is that her balls are too big to perform autocunnilingus on herself, should she be limber enough to do so (so thank Ah Pook my wife has a penis too small to self suck yet far from a micropenis and flexible enough to get fellatio and cunnilingus at the same time!). But, before I start to worry in an autofellatio ruined my sex life sort of way, we’d best get back to my self fucking hermaphrodite fetish as, even if you could have sex with yourself, doesn’t it always feel better to let someone else do it for you? And what good is sex if not for sharing?

Well, well-hung macrophallic monster cock maiden Adela Anaconda seems sexually content not to share her orgasm, as it goes, since this greedy girl’s genital giantism lets her fuck herself with ease in the first true solo female hardcore porn I’ve ever seen (with true hardcore porn being defined as the carnal cock in cunt coitus of a penis in full pussy penetrative sex with both male and female genitalia combined (thus generally genitally requiring at least two people of different genders to pull it off (hee hee, I said, “pull it off”!) unless we’re talking anal sex (which we’re not (but I digress))))!

Anyway, I best abandon my highly inter-sexed semen stream of cum shot consciousness before I get carried away with my cumming hermaphrodite self insemination issue again since, just as biggest penis masturbating her pussy fucking dickgirl Adela Anaconda’s enormous macrophallus of female ejaculation orgasm explodes, she aims her gushing cock squirting cum in her cunt and on clit for a post-coital pussy creampie with testicles before rubbing her semi-flaccid female erection of a clitoris penis in the pool of cum collecting sperm from the bukkake party in her pants and licking her girl dick clean in the cum on lips conclusion to my movie preview of her hermaphrodite sex Self Sucking & Fucking video from Futanaria.com:

…just wanted to wish you all a Merry Christmas from Hermaphrodite Heaven in the true futanari style with bukkake cum basted cookies and cream pie of pussy, tits and cock cumming courtesy of our sexy Santa Sabrina Stifferstem having hardcore XXXmas orgy sex with big dick girls Rachel Ramrod, Porsha Peckerhard and Lana Lovelimbs sharing semen with Santa at Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

    

…kinda gives “Go Fuck Yourself” a whole new meaning, doesn’t it? ;~) But if a self-suck blowjob is called autofellatio, then what would a self-fuck be? Auto-coitus? Who can say? Not to mention that, since this big boner babe is going bareback fucking herself, should she be worried about the danger of natural vs artificial self-insemination? Oh, and does having actual sex with yourself count as masturbation, or does self-sex feel like something more? And, if such self-fucking hermaphrodite insemination takes fertile seed, will she foster a superior third sex which will render the whole of both woman- & mankind obsolete from a two-party procreative need for sex perspective?

So many questions. At least we get to find out it’s possible to enjoy sloppy seconds on your own as we watch our extremely well-endowed woman of intersexed interest use her gigantic genitalia combined in the carnal cock cunt connection of fucking her very own pussy cream pie (ooh, wouldn’t multiple orgasms get messy for such a heavy cummer as she? just imagine how bad it’d be if pussy squirting female ejaculation was involved as well!) within these sexy hermaphrodite self-fucking photos from Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

No, double penis diphallic dickgirls like Lana Lovelimbs just aren’t my cup of jizz. After all, it would take two separate sex partners to please her penises in a threesome situation (erm, unless we introduce her to double pussy girl above), so there’d not be anything to do with this unnaturally well-endowed woman if I got her alone apart from a sensual touch of mutual masturbation. Then again, get her to have sex with two girls at the same time, and we’d see some sticky sexual escapades as occurred when she got together with big boner bearing bisexual female fuck buddy beauties Chrissy Cockswell & Traci Tripod for their Sperm Soaked Bed Sheets video at Futanaria.com!..

…where it’s diphallic double dick girl cum on tits times two! I thought it was bad enough lucky girls get to have multiple orgasms, but one girl getting to enjoy multiple, simultaneous orgasms when she’s the only one cumming? It’s just not fair on us mere male members of the human species! Anyway, just for our erotic edification, here are some more still cum shots of the mammary masturbating main vein multiple ejaculation event in the Sperm Soaked Bed Sheets video from Futanaria.com…

        

        

        

…but a dickgirl’s double cumshot ejaculating jizz on two girls’ tits at the same time is only a post-coital climax to this massive cum on mammaries movie, as it’s preceded by plenty of pussy fucking to prove these sexy giant genital girls are not just beautiful busty transsexual shemales in disguise! However, for that, we’ll need videos.

Which brings me to my question: You see, I received this comment from my well-hung herm loving mate Johnny W who’d enquired, “Just figured I’d ask, for all of us, what happened to 6 video previews, why is it only 1 longer one now? I kinda miss seeing more than one video =(” Well, Johnny, for a long time, I’d been getting requests on my big breasts boob blog for embedded video content rather than our historical click to download videos and, after converting that one over, decided to do all our porn blogs.

However, after seeing your comment, I thought I’d best let my dear readers decide if such change was a good thing, and switch back to our traditional method of viewing videos here if that would satisfy all your sexual desires. Thus, strictly for comparison’s sake, I’ve prepared six preview clips the old way to see what your sexual preference might be as a group sex collective. And so, straight from my perverted girl penis pleasure to yours, I give you three girls with four cocks and six tits in six clips of their cumtastic Sperm Soaked Bed Sheets video from Futanaria.com…

    

    

    

…now, granted, the embedded flash video below is just the six clips above cobbled together (I’m sorry, but I just didn’t have time to edit two different versions) but, under normal conditions, I’d have taken short segments from throughout the whole movie to give you a better idea of what the full video had to offer. As it goes, we’re already missing two girls’ cum shots (lest you wonder why they look like they’ve taken a bukkake cum bath by the fourth girly cock fight video clip), more blowjobs than you can shake your semen swollen stick at (including one tag team suck off that can’t be beat) and big jizz loads of yet more super sexy lesbian cum hermaphrodite fucking fun!

But I’ll let you decide: Should we keep the new embedded flash video trailer format as it is so below, or go back to our original individual preview clips as above? Please let me know, and I’ll be happy to accommodate your cock girl wishes. Once again, being a quick repeater, here are cum drenched dickgirls Lana Lovelimbs, Traci Tripod & Chrissy Cockswell getting wet and messy in Sperm Soaked Bed Sheets from Futanaria.com:

P.S. …and, no, you can’t have it both ways. ;~P

        

…so, now that her pregnancy has cum full term and she’s given birth (hmm, I wonder if she had a bouncing little baby dick girl? that, and did her baby bump it’s head on mommy’s penis on the way out of her pussy? and not to mention whether her child will grow up to appear on some sort of “My Mom is a Hermaphrodite” Jerry Springer show special?), we enter the postpartum stage wherein yet another well-endowed wonder of nature occurs; lactation and breast feeding!

But, with no baby to suckle the nipples of her milky tits full at the moment, we find our new mother masturbating instead, squirting breast milk on her penis then licking it off for lubrication (gives a whole new meaning to cock milking, doesn’t it?), self-sucking tit milk from her cock and then wanking away with her lactating lubricant. And, although she seems able to achieve orgasm from breast feeding alone, she keeps on jacking off her giant penis whilst caressing her breasts to express more big boob milk until she starts cumming with semen and breast milk combined (now that’s a tasty big tits and huge cock milk cum cocktail I’d like to try!).

Even after the breast milking cum squirting stage of her sex mutant female orgasm subsides, simultaneous lactation and ejaculation carry on cumming with large lactating breasts leaking milk and cock leaking cum like big tits and poor penis are suffering from postnatal drip in these hermaphrodite breast milk and semen sample photos plus a brief preview clip of Caitlyn Cumgusher in her Lactation & Masturbation video from Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

P.S. Sorry for skimping on the long cum shot to put my big boobs full focus on the milking breast fetish aspect of this lactating mammary gland movie, but you just don’t see sexy hermaphrodite lactation videos all too often! ;~)

…the “large hardon collider” in question being made up of otherwise dainty dickgirls Adela Anaconda & Nikki Noblong using their enormous erections as educational tools to provide a phallic lesson on what happens when gigantic cocks collide in their Proper Ladies, Protruding Poles video (hmm, perhaps large hard-on collider would’ve been a better title).

But will they ever find the elusive jizz boson in their giant genital quest for unknown quantum carnal knowledge? Who can say?! They are making a good and proper scientific effort, though, since their massive penis sexual mutant movie starts off with our genital giantism girls drinking a hot cup of tea and, as any decent sci-fi fan of a theoretical physicist will tell you, tea provides a perfectly serviceable source of Brownian motion for advanced propulsion systems based upon infinite improbability drive technology!

However, separating science fact from science fiction seems to be the last thing on these sexy girls’ minds, as they seem far more interested in feeling up each other and engaging in phallic lesbian mutual masturbation after the horny aphrodisiac / hyper erectile effects of their special sex drug doctored tea kick in. But even with their scientific method being flawed from this point forward, their impromptu little lesson in female autofellatio made easy does serve to answer one burning genital question, “Why suck it yourself when you can get someone else to do it for you?”

And so they do (although I must admit that seeing a pretty pair of genitally blessed multi-gender girlfriends giving blowjobs to each other does nothing to redress the dearth of autocunnilingus in autoerotic oral sex porn like a nice big penis hermaphrodite performing autofellatio does by monster cock as giant clit analogy) before penis in pussy hermaphrodite sex ensues (upon which I was pleased to see a super sexy self-suck and fuck scene find my aforementioned autofellatio balance restored (see vidcap below)).

But I’d best lay off the parenthetical expressions for now and get back to our theoretical physics to determine if the enormous ejaculation orgasm of a girl penis explosion in the large hardon collider results in the secret jizz boson we seek or ends up creating a black hole of glory self-sucking ourselves into some hyper-sexual singularity by opening a well-endowed wormhole inside the whole space-time cunt-inuum locking us in the temporal anomaly cum time travel trace of an endless autofellatio loop with our pussy pumping pair of pretty long penis partners Nikki Noblong & Adela Anaconda in some sexy sample photos and brief preview clip from their Proper Ladies, Protruding Poles video cumming courtesy of Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

P.S. And in other post-coital quantum physics questions, since the periodic power of a penis pulsing makes love cum in spurts with an orgasmic surge, is the cumshot a wave or a particle? :~?

…but back to their back-story; much like Sabrina & Mandy, my wife & I met on the internet (albeit not on an internet dating site, truth be told). We spent the first month just chatting and, due to the fact she had no profile photos plus the sexually ambiguous nature of her screen name, I didn’t know what she looked like or even what gender she was! But, still, we fast fell in love.

Over time, we exchanged photos (hers being fairly innocent & conservative whereas I was wont to throw in the occasional cock shot every now & again) and engaged in frequent mutual masturbation sessions from the cyber-sex perspective, but on-line love and lust combined remained unrequited in real life. Trouble was, I lived 5,000 miles away and wasn’t in a position to travel at the time due to “personal circumstances” so, in the end, we had to wait six long months before we could see if reality would live up to the fantasy.

When we finally did meet face to face, what started out as a warm embrace of greeting soon found us totally naked and fucking on the floor like a pair of horny hares within minutes of our first kiss. But, to cut a long sex story short (despite every last detail being indelibly etched on my pornographic memory forever), that was 10 years ago and we’re happily married now, so ours seems a sordid tale of an illicit internet affair gone good (for a change).

But is it a change, really? Or does our personal experience of successfully finding love on the internet simply serve to dispel several firmly held yet fallacious myths about sex, relationships and internet romance? To wit…

1. People are fundamentally dishonest on-line; lying, posting fake photos and misrepresenting themselves in an effort to gain your trust under false pretenses (I’ve never encountered so much honesty as I have on the ‘net, maybe the rare case of feeling free to let your true self come out to play).

2. Finding a soul mate must be love at first sight (wrong again, since I fell in love with mine long before ever seeing what she looked like or even knowing what gender her genitals might be; she could have had a penis and a pussy for all I cared (although, when I finally did see her photo, I must amusingly admit the first thought to cross my mind was “blondes aren’t my type”)).

3. If a girl has sex on the first date, she’s not appropriate marriage material (don’t even get me started on this one as, even if she’s a total slut fucking anything with a penis and pulse, count yourself lucky – a girl who likes sex and knows her mind well enough to fuck on a first date is hard to cum by, lest I get on to the sexual double-standard of gender inequality this sexist stereotype borne of an unfair and outdated Puritanical attitude promotes).

4. It’s impossible to find true love on-line because the internet is full of porn perverts just looking for casual sex with no strings attached (then again, she & I are a couple of porn perverts who still look for NSA sex on the ‘net! ;~P).

…ah, but I’ve gone off on a tangent for quite long enough here, so let’s join Mandy Mainvein and her new-found sexy hermaphrodite girlfriend Sabrina Stifferstem (what was it FetishIzMe was saying about Futanaria introducing too many new girls?) as phallic female friends with big boner benefits falling in lust and fucking on the first date before cumming like a firehose to fill up two glasses and share a cum cocktail (jizz & tonic?) in some sample photos and my own personal preview trailer (replete with close-up hermaphrodite sex perspectives) of their Raging Erectile Attraction video at Futanaria.com: