Hermaphrodite Heaven

Forget American Pie wherein its horny hero learns that fucking a warm apple pie feels like a hot, wet pussy: Who hasn’t thought about fucking doughnuts - or fucking donuts or donut sex for the spelling impaired ;~) - plunging your penis into their inviting sweet hole and inadvertently fashioning an impromptu doughnut cock-ring when faced with a tasty baker’s dozen spread out before them (or, if you’re into girls with large labia lips to get a bit of extra friction, how about a fucking a French cruller instead?)? I know I have (thought about it, that is). That and playing a sort of doughnut cock ring toss game with extra points for every ringer! Ah, the joys of having a slender penis.

My doughnut fetish actually began long before I became a horny teenage boy driven to distraction by the ebb and flow of adolescent hormones through my sexually awakening teen body. ‘Twas in my early days of elementary school, in fact, when my mother used to take me to Dunkin Donuts every morning for a questionably nutritious breakfast of two dozen jelly filled Dunkin Munchkins (which should have been far more appropriately called Donut Drops instead considering their sphere-like nature having been shaped into little balls and dropped in a deep fat fryer prior to being filled with sticky jammy goodness) and a hot cup of coffee before my school day began. Ever since that time, doughnuts have remained a comfort food and then transforming into a fetish food once I’d hit my terrible teens.

And so, I tend to keep a lookout for any sort of doughnut porn that passes my hungry porn obsessed eyes. It could be anything from a beautiful young slim & stacked blonde busty babe wearing doughnuts on her tits to full-on feeder fetish porn wherein, as mentioned in the first paragraph above, we see doughnuts used as cock rings. However, it’s a rarity to find such tasty toroidal pastry erotica on-line - even with the profound profusion of prurient and perverse porn proffered hither, thither & yon - so I do take a perverted pleasure every time I have the opportunity to blog the fetish foreplay potential of baked goods as sex accessories.

Well, boys & girls, today just so happens to be one of those days! On a recent visit to the fabulous Futanaria website, I came across a succulent food fetish series entitled “Office Sluts Glazing Doughnuts” wherein lovely dickgirls Dara Danglemore & Bianca Bonesworth play a sexy secretary and her big tits boss (respectively). The trouble begins when extremely well-endowed dickgirl Dara (who, with a 15-inch cock to her credit, has the second longest penis on the site) buys a box of doughnuts for her busty boss Bianca but fails to get ones that are glazed enough for the oral satisfaction of the latter’s insatiable sweet tooth for the sugary substance.

It’s all downhill from there as big boobs boss with a boner to match Bianca turns dominatrix and demands her submissive secretary get down on her knees and suck her huge cock to completion in an effort to get more glaze for her dickgirl doughnut snack (honestly, just a little confectioner’s sugar and water would’ve worked a treat, but would’ve been decidedly less fun that a getting a big dick blowjob in the process). A well-endowed Dara complies and begins sucking her bosses’ cock with abandon. Busty Bianca, however, soon becomes utterly captivated by the unbelievably massive monster penis straining against Dara’s tight trousers and finds herself unable to resist stroking the enormous erection hanging like a huge donkey dick down to Dara’s knees, replacing her hand with her lips on the confined colossal cock and getting lipstick on her well-hung secretaries revealing white trousers which leave little to the imagination.

Releasing Dara’s titanic trouser anaconda from its material penis prison, Bianca returns the blowjob favour lasciviously licking and sucking the former’s nearly two foot long cock until she’s overcome with horniness and needs a fuck ASAP. Darling dickgirl Dara obliges and, protecting her pylon sized penis pole with a prophylactic (I’m all in favour of safe sex - is a must, in fact - but wherever does she find giant condoms that fit her unfeasibly large cock?), lifts her bosses’ big balls out of the way and plunges her freakishly long penis head-long into busty Bianca’s hermaphrodite pussy for some sexy desktop fucking fun.

The closeup penetration videos are positively breathtaking with Bianca’s lovely large labia lips loving caressing the swollen shaft of Dara’s gigantic cock as she casually strokes the girthy base of own her huge hermaphrodite penis right down to her titanic testicles. However, rather than wasting her huge cumshot in a condom when there’s doughnut glazing to be done, Bianca decides to extricate the enormous erection from her cock-filled cunt and gets Dara to kneel down on the desk instead. Bianca then takes her baker’s box of a dozen doughnuts well in hand and positions them below the dickhead of Dara’s pulsing penis ready to catch the enormous ejaculation to cum before jacking off the colossal cock to orgasm with a horny handjob. The engorged erection begins ejaculating buckets of cum upon the under-glazed pastries, squirting semen streaming over their tasty toroidal topography.

Then, and here’s the clincher, Bianca grabs one of the cum-soaked comestibles out of the sperm-filled box and pushes it onto Dara’s still pumping penis as a cum glazed doughnut cock ring before licking the semen from its delicious doughy ring with her tongue - hmmm, does it still count as rimming if you’re doing it with a doughnut? - in these huge cock doughnut fucking photos and sexy busty hermaphrodite sex videos that lovingly come with cum-filled cakey bun goodness from Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

    

    

    

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