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Pros & Cons of having a Girlfriend with a Penis

Ever since I exposed myself to the fantasy hermaphrodite fetish world of Futanaria and all of the delicious dickgirls therein, I’ve come to realise that it would be a devastating sexual disappointment if I got a new girlfriend and, in due course (as intercourse goes), finally got her naked in bed only to discover to my dismay that she didn’t have a penis! Sure, I like pussy as much as the next guy, but have since become somewhat jaded against female genitalia without a huge cock & balls hanging down to eclipse the clitoris and labia. That said, I like big tits too, so the inconceivable idea of having a boobless girlfriend would be “udderly” unbearable. Likewise, the thought of trying to lead a healthy sex life without vaginas within which to poke my penis causes impenetrable psychosexual peril as well, thus striking busty shemales having both big boobs & big cocks off my list as acceptable “girlfriend material”.

And so, with the formerly gigantic genital gene pool of potential girlfriends to satisfy my strange sexual desires rapidly dwindling down to nearly nought, I can but come to a singular sensible conclusion: Hermaphrodites are the only answer! Indeed, having a sexy hermaphrodite girlfriend would be the best of all possible worlds – tits, cock & pussy in one convenient package…

Hermaphrodite girlfriends Porsha Peckerhard & Bianca Bonesworth in mutual masturbation photos from Futanaria.com

…however, before I jump to conclusions that having a hermaphrodite dream girl to call my very own would be all of my bizarre sexual fantasies “cum” true in a bucket, I decided it might be sensible to compile a top ten list of pros & cons as to what having a busty girlfriend with a penis would be like:

Having a Hermaphrodite Girlfriend with a Penis and a Pussy – The Pros:

  1. She’ll actually appreciate you leaving the toilet seat up after a pee.
  2. She won’t mind you jacking off all the time because she does it so much herself.
  3. Handjobs are better since she knows how to handle a cock and what feels best.
  4. She’ll give you more blowjobs more often since she knows how good it feels.
  5. You’ll have a nice, hard handle to hold onto whilst fucking her doggy-style.
  6. You need only squeeze her cock to get her in the mood for sex.
  7. You’ll know your way around her genitals instinctively rather than being vexed by that perplexing Rubik’s Cunt pussy puzzle most girls have between their legs.
  8. You’ll be able to give her a squirting orgasm every time!
  9. She’ll just roll over and fall asleep after cumming rather than wanting a cuddle.
  10. You can stage a legal cock fight without inciting animal rights activists.

Having a Hermaphrodite Girlfriend with a Penis and a Pussy – The Cons:

  1. Your friends will point and laugh at your girlfriend’s big boner bulge whenever she suffers an embarrassing spontaneous erection.
  2. Mutual masturbation will result in an even bigger sticky mess than before.
  3. When she gives you a blowjob, she’ll expect reciprocal blowjobs in return (and, if your girlfriend is a swallower, you’d best swallow her cum as well if you want to have any chance in hell of getting a cum swallowing blowjob from her ever again).
  4. Neither of you will be able to talk during 69-position oral sex.
  5. You might well end up accidentally teabagging her testicles during cunnilingus.
  6. You’ll have to lift her balls out of the way before fucking her pussy.
  7. When she’s spooning you in bed, you’ll know what that “broomstick in the back” complaint is all about.
  8. She might get horny at night and fuck you up the ass in your sleep.
  9. She’ll just roll over and fall asleep after cumming rather than wanting a cuddle.
  10. Does she have a bigger cock than you? Two words: Penis Envy!

Pretty balanced in terms of the benefits and detriments, it seems, so perhaps some erotic visual aids would help in the decision making process. In order to illustrate the broad range of sexual possibilities that having a hermaphrodite for a girlfriend might hold, I’ll call upon darling dickgirls Porsha Peckerhard & Bianca Bonesworth from Futanaria to skillfully demonstrate such succulent hermaphrodite sex fetishes as large penis mutual masturbation with horny handjobs all around, assisted autofellatio with someone to cup your balls and push your head down to help get your cock in your mouth, big dick licking hard sucking monster cock blowjobs both solo and in the 69-position and explosive cumshots wherein one’s wanking buddy kindly holds her hand over your mouth to suppress your orgasmic screams of ecstasy at the enormous ejaculation emanating from your colossal cumming cock and then licking your dickhead clean of cum and leaning in for a deep French kiss that tastes suspiciously of your own semen as expertly exemplified in the explanatory erotica of these two hermaphrodites masturbating each other before busty blonde Bianca shoves her massive penis into little Porsha’s tight pussy and literally commences fucking the cum out of her cock in sexy hermaphrodite photos from their dirty Secret Sex Sleepover series from Futanaria.com:

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16 Responses to “Pros & Cons of having a Girlfriend with a Penis”

  1. Helen says:

    God, I enjoyed that! Love these futanaria girls, keep ‘em coming (literally) Reese :-D

    If only my lovely GF had a big cum factory of a cock as well as her wonderfully wet pussy… and if only my own penis was as impressive as Bianca’s above!!

  2. Fiper says:

    Another great set!!!

    This site looks amazing :) :)

    Anyone know of a torrent or thread with the latest goodies??

  3. Tranny Lvr X says:

    That’s a great list you’ve got there. For me the pros just about outweigh the cons!

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  8. girdlle says:

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  9. Trina says:

    I am not able to see the videos what is up with that

  10. TH= UNK()WN says:

    All Fake just a bunch of straps!!!

  11. so great place here says:

    i just wanna to have some girlfriend hermo here its open the invitation
    write me soones and honest

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  12. Dick dale says:

    Fake?! I’d say that any two girls wishing to have a nice sexy fun play date… With a huge fake cock, balls, and then covered in fake cum… For the sake of making me cum… Over and over again… Is very real!

  13. cage8 says:

    A real female with a real cock? The pro’s win.

  14. Sam says:

    If I had a hemaphrodite gf I would swallow her cock and cum every night then eat her pussy.

  15. To Know You says:

    To be honest those so called “cons” are more like “pros” to be as well.

    So for example it’s more like Double the Love rather than any issues really.

    Who cares if my chick has a nice bulge. I love her for who she is and if anyone doesn’t like it then forget that bullshit because with a lovely girlfriend like that, even as a man, that’s like the perfect thing for sexuality when you finally meet each other after getting to know one another.

    For example, say I met this drop dead gorgeous lady, blonde or any hair color really and she met me at a small area just to talk and get to know each other, that’d be great just fine. Then later on we eventually get through a few dates then start getting closer to asking more serious ones that SHE shouldn’t be worried about because she may be worried when you both get into the mood, but when I unzip those jeans for her and see what she has, a penis and a vagina, I will just smile as I let her eyes light up as she enjoys my mouth while she cums down my throat.

    Seriously, I think any intersex lady/person that truly wanted to stay looking like a female should, she should not have been confused at all, if you have both that’s BEST OF BOTH WORLDS.

    To be honest If I was born with both I would choose the female LOOK about when walking around EVERY TIME.

    Any intersex lady out there that has both and still wishes to be who they wanted to be in the first place should be courageous enough to just come on out and let themselves shine.

    I read many of those intersex websites and blogs and most of them were scared or worried about how they were with their gender that they made changes to which side they should be AND THAT IS NOT HOW THAT SHOULD BE.

    They should be proud to CHOOSE what they want, NOT scared or worried into the decision drastically because that’s like saying I should be careful or worried if I should choose to marry a guy or a girl and no that’s not fair at all.

    NO MATTER WHAT YOU ARE, WHO YOU ARE, OR WHAT YOU WHERE BORN WITH you should be able to be WHO YOU WANT TO BE NO MATTER WHAT.

    There is Absolutely no reason to fear yourself or what you are by just what you were born as.

    Did you know I live in IOWA and even I knew someone in school that I could never tell if they dressed like a boy or a girl, but you know what I NEVER BOTHERED THEM ABOUT IT AT ALL and to this day I can still say hi to them without that being an issue to talk about or even a subject.

    I may not be posting my face, email, or anything extremely sensitive about myself on this website, but I will tell you this that my comment in itself is true to every fiber of my being: I am a Male, born and raised, but I NEVER would think low about someone who has BOTH Genders and wishes for a normal life with ANY other gender.

    If you came up to me and the first thing I saw was a hot babe with nice hair, great breasts and then you told me that you were wanting a relationship with a cute guy, but you blurted out that you had a penis and a vagina or just worded it as I have both genders; I would simply say when can I pick you up? Is friday or saturday okay or are you busy?

    Those are the first things I would ask you or depending on the conversation we would be having the rest of that day I’d just talk about you and how your day was or what you’d want us to go out and do and then tell you about me, but you know about me, a small bit, just now reading this comment.

    Don’t fear yourself, defend against the bluntly rude ones, ingore the blind minded and go for those guys OR girls that are more OPEN minded about EVERYTHING.

    Of course as you can tell I’m Very open minded because I was always a kind person and realized this world can ALWAYS CHANGE to many marvelous things.

    If you truly don’t BELIEVE ME; email me at: iskatu@yahoo . com <<<MY REAL EMAIL.

    I give this out for those intersex ladies out there that really wish to talk about things and if you don't that's fine just block me or don't talk to me, but if you never try to branch out or be a little courageous you won't break the barrier.

    I WANT people to embrace those intersex people out there who want to be either boy looking OR Girl looking RATHER THAN JUST WISH ANYMORE.

    People should be having dating sites for ALL GENDERS even intersex, and have rules with respecting one another that are enforced very well.

    My honest opinion, as a guy, is that just because you have both doesn't mean you shouldn't look like a boy or a girl / man or woman, but to ask yourself what you prefer and what you want to be with and be proud of that.

    To give a few tips or pointers; OBVIOUSLY, MOST guys want intersex people that are women with big breasts, nice body, and overall have both vagina&penis, but yet not every intersex person over the years has that and we should understand.

    SO; to be perfectly clear, if you are a intersex person and believe that you look more and feel more as a woman BE THAT nice hot sexy lady and be proud of it AND THEN go out find yourself a guy or girl.

    This works especially if you are intersex and believe more of yourself as a guy, just go after those looking for guys if you want guys, if you want girls that shouldn't be too hard either there are many out there that are PLENTY OPEN MINDED.

    With my comment ending my debate on this ALL Intersex people should feel acomodated as that they are and really should be a WELL KNOWN new gender no matter what because there's no reason we can't get actual people that live like this or born like this an actual LIFE that they can feel is REAL to them.

    Love the intersex people and yes that email is real so anyone that does want to talk please let me know in your email and don't be too shy and if you are that's okay… Uh I was always shy as a guy while growing up and LoL it can be a ridiculous task; you could say me being a "shy guy" off of the "YOSHI/NINTENDO" games would be more of an understatement.

    Though once you break free of that you can take on those people you say rude things even better then you once could because you've now got confidence and enough to tear down those issues that some people MAY still impose.

  16. ToKnowYou says:

    To be honest those so called “cons” are more like “pros” to be as well.

    So for example it’s more like Double the Love rather than any issues really.

    Who cares if my chick has a nice bulge. I love her for who she is and if anyone doesn’t like it then forget that bullshit because with a lovely girlfriend like that, even as a man, that’s like the perfect thing for sexuality when you finally meet each other after getting to know one another.

    For example, say I met this drop dead gorgeous lady, blonde or any hair color really and she met me at a small area just to talk and get to know each other, that’d be great just fine. Then later on we eventually get through a few dates then start getting closer to asking more serious ones that SHE shouldn’t be worried about because she may be worried when you both get into the mood, but when I unzip those jeans for her and see what she has, a penis and a vagina, I will just smile as I let her eyes light up as she enjoys my mouth while she cums down my throat.

    Seriously, I think any intersex lady/person that truly wanted to stay looking like a female should, she should not have been confused at all, if you have both that’s BEST OF BOTH WORLDS.

    To be honest If I was born with both I would choose the female LOOK about when walking around EVERY TIME.

    Any intersex lady out there that has both and still wishes to be who they wanted to be in the first place should be courageous enough to just come on out and let themselves shine.

    I read many of those intersex websites and blogs and most of them were scared or worried about how they were with their gender that they made changes to which side they should be AND THAT IS NOT HOW THAT SHOULD BE.

    They should be proud to CHOOSE what they want, NOT scared or worried into the decision drastically because that’s like saying I should be careful or worried if I should choose to marry a guy or a girl and no that’s not fair at all.

    NO MATTER WHAT YOU ARE, WHO YOU ARE, OR WHAT YOU WHERE BORN WITH you should be able to be WHO YOU WANT TO BE NO MATTER WHAT.

    There is Absolutely no reason to fear yourself or what you are by just what you were born as.

    Did you know I live in IOWA and even I knew someone in school that I could never tell if they dressed like a boy or a girl, but you know what I NEVER BOTHERED THEM ABOUT IT AT ALL and to this day I can still say hi to them without that being an issue to talk about or even a subject.

    I may not be posting my face, email, or anything extremely sensitive about myself on this website, but I will tell you this that my comment in itself is true to every fiber of my being: I am a Male, born and raised, but I NEVER would think low about someone who has BOTH Genders and wishes for a normal life with ANY other gender.

    If you came up to me and the first thing I saw was a hot babe with nice hair, great breasts and then you told me that you were wanting a relationship with a cute guy, but you blurted out that you had a penis and a vagina or just worded it as I have both genders; I would simply say when can I pick you up? Is friday or saturday okay or are you busy?

    Those are the first things I would ask you or depending on the conversation we would be having the rest of that day I’d just talk about you and how your day was or what you’d want us to go out and do and then tell you about me, but you know about me, a small bit, just now reading this comment.

    Don’t fear yourself, defend against the bluntly rude ones, ingore the blind minded and go for those guys OR girls that are more OPEN minded about EVERYTHING.

    Of course as you can tell I’m Very open minded because I was always a kind person and realized this world can ALWAYS CHANGE to many marvelous things.

    If you truly don’t BELIEVE ME; email me at: [Admin edit – email address removed – no personal details, please. And I’m not a bot, so don’t try hiding it!] <<<MY REAL EMAIL.

    I give this out for those intersex ladies out there that really wish to talk about things and if you don't that's fine just block me or don't talk to me, but if you never try to branch out or be a little courageous you won't break the barrier.

    I WANT people to embrace those intersex people out there who want to be either boy looking OR Girl looking RATHER THAN JUST WISH ANYMORE.

    People should be having dating sites for ALL GENDERS even intersex, and have rules with respecting one another that are enforced very well.

    My honest opinion, as a guy, is that just because you have both doesn't mean you shouldn't look like a boy or a girl / man or woman, but to ask yourself what you prefer and what you want to be with and be proud of that.

    To give a few tips or pointers; OBVIOUSLY, MOST guys want intersex people that are women with big breasts, nice body, and overall have both vagina&penis, but yet not every intersex person over the years has that and we should understand.

    SO; to be perfectly clear, if you are a intersex person and believe that you look more and feel more as a woman BE THAT nice hot sexy lady and be proud of it AND THEN go out find yourself a guy or girl.

    This works especially if you are intersex and believe more of yourself as a guy, just go after those looking for guys if you want guys, if you want girls that shouldn't be too hard either there are many out there that are PLENTY OPEN MINDED.

    With my comment ending my debate on this ALL Intersex people should feel acomodated as that they are and really should be a WELL KNOWN new gender no matter what because there's no reason we can't get actual people that live like this or born like this an actual LIFE that they can feel is REAL to them.

    Love the intersex people and yes that email is real so anyone that does want to talk please let me know in your email and don't be too shy and if you are that's okay… Uh I was always shy as a guy while growing up and LoL it can be a ridiculous task; you could say me being a "shy guy" off of the "YOSHI/NINTENDO" games would be more of an understatement.

    Though once you break free of that you can take on those people you say rude things even better then you once could because you've now got confidence and enough to tear down those issues that some people MAY still impose.

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