Although having the longest penis in the world does pose some problems of a sexual nature since you’d never find a pussy deep enough to accommodate much more than a foot-long cock in vagina volume, it’s not without its big boner benefits, either: Autofellatio is hard enough and I’m not nearly as limber as I was in my teens (as it is [TMI alert!], I have to curl my toes under the headboard to get my cock close enough to my mouth for a self-sucking blowjob and, even then, I can only manage to get about an inch of my penis between my lips any more), so having an extra long schlong would certainly help in such difficult autofellation situations.
Further, having an extra long penis would have saved me from many an awkward and embarrassing sexual moments in my sex life as well. For example, I was kneeling on the bed one night with head bowed down to watch my wife suck cock. She looked so cute and sexy giving a blowjob as a sweet yet seductive smile crossed her face (save for the big penis blocking my view) that I couldn’t resist leaning down to kiss her cock sucking lips. But, needless to say, because I don’t have a two foot long cock to my genital credit, the penis between us was not my own!
Oh, and, before I go on, sorry for the sensationalist headline, but I was referring to new arrival Adela Anaconda from Futanaria.com because, as it goes, she’s got one foot on the end of each of her sensually slender legs as well as that additional two feet of dick dangling between them (thus the hermaphrodite human quadruped reference)!..
…truly, finding a phallic fetish fantasy girl with a 24-inch penis and a pussy is like the holy grail of female genitalia for me! Although straight sex would be fucking impossible, I’m more of an oral sex fanatic who loves to feel a girl’s engorged genitals in my mouth as I suck her off to orgasm ’til I’ve got her cumming pussy squirting female ejaculation gushing cunt juice down my deep throat (yes, bad grammar and sentence structure, I know). However, I’ve oft complained about cunnilingus in that it would be nice to have my cock in her cunt at the same time, giving her something inside her pussy to push against as the vaginal contractions of orgasm ensue, ‘ though I’ve yet to find a well-hung woman with feminine flaps unfeasibly large enough to perform my special penis in pussy plus cunnilingus combo.
But, given a girl with a 2-foot penis monster like the one-eyed trouser snake extremely well-endowed Adele Anaconda is proudly packing in her pants, I could quite easily suck and fuck her simultaneously. And, no, I really don’t care if my girl has a penis and/or pussy since, when it “cums” to performing fellatio on a female, I’m such a girly blowjob whore that I’d suck her off with oral sex regardless of the gender her genitals might be! Ah, but I appear to be digressing into an ambiguous and sexually ambivalent hermaphrodite fantasy world of my very own making when I should be talking about most amazing genital giant Adela Anaconda at Futanaria instead.
Well, it seems usually well-endowed Adela and her flexible phallus have got together with double penis diphallic dickgirl Dana Doubledong for her horny hermaphrodite hardcore video debut with phallic foreplay inclusive of erotic autofellatio with a double blowjob bonus (and, honestly, seeing two girls kissing a penis has never been so sexy!), a massive big dick licking titfuck / cock sucking combo, a diphallic triple handjob and reach-around blowjob over the shoulder penis slapping before they start fucking for a 2-foot penis pussy stretching sexual mutant lesbian sex scene worthy of a world record (and that’s just in these sample clips provided as a preview!).
And, speaking of world records for sex acts, Adela’s enormous ejaculation deserves an award for long-distance cumshot accuracy alone! Whilst we’ve had a demonstration of non-penetration insemination here before, to see such a gigantic penis ejaculating semen into her girlfriend’s pussy creampie past her sweet jizz soaked ass from afar only goes to prove having a hand cocked pump action cum cannon of a long-bore rifle as an erection is far more anatomically accurate cumming than a little erect penis pistol short ever could be! Ah, butt tits just getting too silly now, so I guess I’d best go blog boobs for a bit whilst the rest of you enjoy a small sampling of photos and clips starring sexually bizarre yet curiously sexy hermaphrodite porn star hardcore dickgirl darlings Dana Doubledong and Adela Anaconda in their Extra Long Schlong Encounter video from Futanaria.com:
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