Hermaphrodite Heaven

After yesterday’s somewhat unrealistic massive tits graced the herm blog, I figured we were due a return to erotic realism with some big natural breasts above a suitably large penis courtesy of the beautiful and naturally busty Natalie Nutsdeep from Futanaria. Further, it gives me a reasonable excuse to reminisce over my one and only outdoor pubic masturbation experience from back when I lived in sunny Florida.

I’d been chatting with my girlfriend on Yahoo instant messenger all night and, sex being a hot topic that evening, I was in desperate need of a wank to relieve some of the pent up sexual frustration from her living 5,000 miles away (and also thought that some metaphysical masturbation might help strengthen our bond as long-distance lovers). As the day was beginning to dawn with the first rays of sunlight marking its arrival, my wife was already stirring downstairs so I decided I’d best take my throbbing erection outdoors and tend to it there. For fear of being caught masturbating outside by one of my neighbours, I snuck around to the alcove just behind the outcropping of our fireplace chimney, fished my painfully erect penis out of my pants and began jacking off in the corner. Wanking away to the pornographic memory of a somewhat suggestive photo my erstwhile unrequited virtual mistress of lust had sent me several days earlier, my manual ministrations soon paid off with an intense orgasm squirting cum hard against the wall, thus making me the only person I know to have jacked off and cum dangerously close to a black widow spider’s nest (me having forgotten about the huge poisonous spider infestation we had back at that house).

But wending our way back to well-endowed dickgirls (after all, that’s the whole reason you’re here, isn’t it?), let’s join the beautiful raven-haired Natalie Nutsdeep having a saunter in the sun with her huge penis pressed against her belly so tight that its swollen dick head is poking provocatively up towards her cleavage (let’s just hope she doesn’t accidentally titfuck herself as she walks along!) before she at long last settles down cock out at the picnic table. Wiggling her dick from side to side for good measure like an electromagnetic relay in hysteresis wherein the armature is her arm-sized cock slapping her legs - and, speaking of good measures, Natalie’s genital measurements are quite impressive with D-cup breasts and a 13-inch cock with a 9-inch girth - before titfucking herself al fresco (deliberately this time) purposefully plunging her prodigious 13 inch penis between her 34D boobs and squeezing her tits together to create a carnal cleavage canyon for phallic friction. She then switches from big breast flesh to horny handjob getting a kung fu grip on her huge, girthy cock and wanking herself off in a furious fist fucking frenzy. Then, as she feels her imminent orgasm approaching, her concentration turns to rubbing her cock head and milking cum from her big balls with abandon, turning what starts as a tidy trickle of sperm into an enormous ejaculation with cum gushing out of her semen filled super soaker creating a spermy pool below.

And so, with cock in hand, let’s join the lovely busty Natalie Nutsdeep jacking off her giant monster penis in public courtesy of these outdoor masturbation self-titfuck photos & videos from Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

    

    

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