Sincerest apologies to any intrepid science web surfers who made a simple typographical error of transposition in your search engine looking for the Large Hadron Collider, as you’ll not find anything about that here. If, on the other hand, you’re a sex scientist interested in high-energy hermaphrodite penis particle physics, then I believe we can help (and your typo will have served you well!) as my title is in reference to this photo from Futanaria…
…the “large hardon collider” in question being made up of otherwise dainty dickgirls Adela Anaconda & Nikki Noblong using their enormous erections as educational tools to provide a phallic lesson on what happens when gigantic cocks collide in their Proper Ladies, Protruding Poles video (hmm, perhaps large hard-on collider would’ve been a better title).
But will they ever find the elusive jizz boson in their giant genital quest for unknown quantum carnal knowledge? Who can say?! They are making a good and proper scientific effort, though, since their massive penis sexual mutant movie starts off with our genital giantism girls drinking a hot cup of tea and, as any decent sci-fi fan of a theoretical physicist will tell you, tea provides a perfectly serviceable source of Brownian motion for advanced propulsion systems based upon infinite improbability drive technology!
However, separating science fact from science fiction seems to be the last thing on these sexy girls’ minds, as they seem far more interested in feeling up each other and engaging in phallic lesbian mutual masturbation after the horny aphrodisiac / hyper erectile effects of their special sex drug doctored tea kick in. But even with their scientific method being flawed from this point forward, their impromptu little lesson in female autofellatio made easy does serve to answer one burning genital question, “Why suck it yourself when you can get someone else to do it for you?”
And so they do (although I must admit that seeing a pretty pair of genitally blessed multi-gender girlfriends giving blowjobs to each other does nothing to redress the dearth of autocunnilingus in autoerotic oral sex porn like a nice big penis hermaphrodite performing autofellatio does by monster cock as giant clit analogy) before penis in pussy hermaphrodite sex ensues (upon which I was pleased to see a super sexy self-suck and fuck scene find my aforementioned autofellatio balance restored (see vidcap below)).
But I’d best lay off the parenthetical expressions for now and get back to our theoretical physics to determine if the enormous ejaculation orgasm of a girl penis explosion in the large hardon collider results in the secret jizz boson we seek or ends up creating a black hole of glory self-sucking ourselves into some hyper-sexual singularity by opening a well-endowed wormhole inside the whole space-time cunt-inuum locking us in the temporal anomaly cum time travel trace of an endless autofellatio loop with our pussy pumping pair of pretty long penis partners Nikki Noblong & Adela Anaconda in some sexy sample photos and brief preview clip from their Proper Ladies, Protruding Poles video cumming courtesy of Futanaria.com:
P.S. And in other post-coital quantum physics questions, since the periodic power of a penis pulsing makes love cum in spurts with an orgasmic surge, is the cumshot a wave or a particle? :~?
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